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The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos

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Here are the most bizarre moments in sex ed videos from a time when adults had nothing better to do than carry around diagrams of genitals and invade the personal boundaries of children. Nowadays I feel as though the kids learn on their own, which is a bit of a sad reality. The mainstream culture is filled with sex, which makes it hard for kids not to see and learn things at much younger ages. We've come along ways from the ancient sex beliefs, which are pretty outrageous.
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    It Felt Good, Didn't It?

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    Aside from the fact that this creepfest of a video features a 10 year old masturbating for the first 20 seconds, his Stepford-Wife mom's terrifyingly serene reaction to walking in on it really seals the deal for this video being one of the most off-putting sex ed video moments of all time.

    Bonus: Ricky's thought process in reaction to what his mom says at 00:32 is clearly "who the hell do you think you are?"
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    One Never Knows When the Homosexual Is About

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    This video teaches kids what a homosexual is...kind of.

    This is a 1950's video that warns kids to avoid older members of their own sex who are too friendly because those people might be sick in the head. The sickness? Homosexuality. How does one spot this dreaded homosexual? Well, it's not easy because *cue dramatic music* he may appear NORMAL.

    This one's pretty much a gem the whole way through.
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    That Mike Is Really Filling Out...

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    This is a perfectly well-meaning sex education video from the 1950's entitled "As Boys Grow." In it, the teacher is taking a little bit too much notice of all the boys' bodies.

    Head to 02:36 for the creepiest bit, where he starts playing favorites. There could be an entire list of just this particular video series, but we're a little more generous than that around here.
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    How Does It Get Hard?

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    Now we have a mentally challenged boy being taught how his penis gets hard with pictures to accompany the lesson. What makes this bit worse is them sitting on a scuzzy couch in what appears to be the man's basement.

    This whole thing will make you more uncomfortable than anything else would for at least a month. The cringe-worthiness is accentuated by the fact that the diagram shows the male erect penis looking longingly at the stars, defying the laws of gravity and how often the guy asks the kid if his penis is ever hard.

    Shake it off! Shake it off! Next...
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    The Intro to Your Parents' Sex Advice Videos *Shiver*

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    This is terrifying for a few reasons.

    1. These are the VHS videos that we would find in our parents' cabinets while spying around looking for what? What could we POSSIBLY have found that would've benefited us other than cigarettes, maybe? What?!

    2. This is the intro for a sex advice video for adults who've rarely ever touched other adults.

    3. The music. This is like the music you'd find at a planetarium where the seats move.

    The fact that we don't get the XXX video also makes it even worse; mostly because it leaves us with our imaginations.
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    You're the Guy Who Said Gonorrhea Was No Worse Than A Cold

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    The video's only about 30 seconds long and features the angriest doctor anyone has ever seen taking the drunk-father approach to teaching and yelling at kids for getting STDs.

    We're not even sure that the doctor gave these kids any treatment for their Gonorrhea, but we're pretty sure they all got a prescription for wise cracks.
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    I Had A Wet Dream Last Night

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    The best part comes with the entire first 35 seconds of this video in which these kids awkwardly recite dialogue that their parents obviously haven't told them about in real life yet.

    After they describe wet dreams to each other (00:00 through 00:35) the mood takes a swan dive when we learn how distant a relationship one of the kids has with his brother... wtf?
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    Period? What's That?

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    So, four teenage boys are sitting around casually talking about periods, as they do, but one of them doesn't know what they are.

    "Periods? What's that?"

    This is when their inexplicably prepared gym teacher walks in with charts of the female reproductive cycle under his arm, probably on his way out to lunch with other teachers walking around with charts under their arms waiting for students to talk about something they can teach (as they, clearly, often did in the 50's).

    Skip to 00:53 through 00:59 for what a certain young teen thinks sperm cells are.

    Skip to 3:44 - The video's real shining moment is the teacher's befuddlement at the question of why a guy would want to "go around" with a girl to begin with. As he struggles to answer the latent homosexual kid's question, his answer really just comes back around to "having a family". So you heard it here, folks, that's the only benefit of "going around with girls".
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