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The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos

By Ian Tindell | Los Angeles
Here are the most bizarre moments in sex ed videos from a time when adults had nothing better to do than carry around diagrams of genitals and invade the personal boundaries of children.
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  • 1
    It Felt Good, Didn't It?
    Aside from the fact that this creepfest of a video features a 10 year old masturbating for the first 20 seconds, his Stepford-Wife mom's terrifyingly serene reaction to walking in on it really seals the deal for this video being one of the most off-putting sex ed video moments of all time.

    Bonus: Ricky's thought process in reaction to what his mom says at 00:32 is clearly "who the HELL do you think you are?"
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  • 2
    One Never Knows When the Homosexual Is About
    This video teaches kids what a homosexual is...kind of.

    This is a 1950's video that warns kids to avoid older members of their own sex who are too friendly because those people might be sick in the head. The sickness? Homosexuality. How does one spot this dreaded homosexual? Well, it's not easy because *cue dramatic music* he may appear NORMAL.

    This one's pretty much a gem the whole way through.
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  • 3
    That Mike Is Really Filling Out...
    This is a perfectly well-meaning sex education video from the 1950's entitled "As Boys Grow." In it, the teacher is taking a little bit too much notice of all the boys' bodies.

    Head to 02:36 for the creepiest bit, where he starts playing favorites. There could be an entire list of just this particular video series, but we're a little more generous than that around here.
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    How Does It Get Hard?
    Now we have a mentally challenged boy being taught how his penis gets hard with pictures to accompany the lesson. What makes this bit worse is them sitting on a scuzzy couch in what appears to be the man's basement.

    This whole thing will make you more uncomfortable than anything else would for at least a month. The cringe-worthiness is accentuated by the fact that the diagram shows the male erect penis looking longingly at the stars, defying the laws of gravity and how often the guy asks the kid if his penis is ever hard.

    Shake it off! Shake it off! Next...
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  • 5
    I Had A Wet Dream Last Night
    The best part comes with the entire first 35 seconds of this video in which these kids awkwardly recite dialogue that their parents obviously haven't told them about in real life yet.

    After they describe wet dreams to each other (00:00 through 00:35) the mood takes a swan dive when we learn how distant a relationship one of the kids has with his brother... wtf?
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  • 6
    Some Women Still Call Menstruation the Curse
    Skip to 00:28 for a kind moment between mother and daughter...quickly interrupted by awkward, smirking father who almost blames the mother for his child's body rhythm.

    4:24 is where the child at hand, Molly, learns how to put on a pad that is less revealing than some bikinis seen at an everyday beach. Why should you see this? The pad comes with a belt. Accessorize!

    5:39 Here we learn what can and can't be done while on your period. Any girl can dance on her period, but God forbid she go SQUARE dancing, because everyone knows SQUARE DANCING is the most dangerous, gut-wrenching and strenuous kind of dance man has ever known.
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  • 7
    A Girl Has Three Holes Between Her Legs
    A mentally challenged girl is educated on the fact that she has three holes between her legs. After being convinced that she doesn't pee out of her "other" hole, at 00:28 through the end of the video, you get a glance of what diagram she's been working with this whole time.

    The weirdest moment is at 1:14 when you see the accurate diagram of the female anatomy the student's been working with and how her perception of a naked woman will forever be that of an unhappy, grown-up, member of the Peanuts Gang.
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  • 8
    Period? What's That?
    So, four teenage boys are sitting around casually talking about periods, as they do, but one of them doesn't know what they are.

    "Periods? What's that?"

    This is when their inexplicably prepared gym teacher walks in with charts of the female reproductive cycle under his arm, probably on his way out to lunch with other teachers walking around with charts under their arms waiting for students to talk about something they can teach (as they, clearly, often did in the 50's).

    Skip to 00:53 through 00:59 for what a certain young teen thinks sperm cells are.

    Skip to 3:44 - The video's real shining moment is the teacher's befuddlement at the question of why a guy would want to "go around" with a girl to begin with. As he struggles to answer the latent homosexual kid's question, his answer really just comes back around to "having a family". So you heard it here, folks, that's the only benefit of "going around with girls".
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  • 9
    You're the Guy Who Said Gonorrhea Was No Worse Than A Cold
    The video's only about 30 seconds long and features the angriest doctor anyone has ever seen taking the drunk-father approach to teaching and yelling at kids for getting STDs.

    We're not even sure that the doctor gave these kids any treatment for their Gonorrhea, but we're pretty sure they all got a prescription for wise cracks.
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  • 10
    It Also Causes The Discharge of Puss From the Penis
    Now that you've had your Gonorrhea bone tickled, let's see how it works. Just skip ahead to 4:00 in this video to see how your doctor may explain Gonorrhea to you if you should get it. It certainly sounds bad, but this particular patient doesn't seem to really give a shit the entire time and his reaction to when he's told he may never be a father around 6:00 is the shining highlight of this extremely awkward (and terribly frightening) video.

    Bonus: if you have extra time, watch the first 38 seconds of this video to see Gonorrhea compared to dinosaurs. You're welcome.

    Now go apply your newly found knowledge!
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  by anonymous at May 10, 2010 07:04
cool

  by anonymous at April 12, 2010 03:02
these make no sense to me!

  by anonymous at April 12, 2010 03:02
hehhee...yeah

  by anonymous at April 11, 2010 22:33
#1...Was it just me, or did that kid look like he was fantasizing about his mom at the end?

by Michael at April 04, 2010 23:23
Thank you for the best hour of my life. This did not disappoint!

by gabbygore<3 at April 01, 2010 13:05
pedaphile! pedo pedo pedo D: ahhhhh creeepy D:

by John Barryman at March 05, 2010 16:53
i wish i would of got to watch these videos when i was a kid. it would of made learning about sex that much funnier

by PolkadotKing at March 05, 2010 17:16
Sex isn't supposed to be a funny matter! But, yeah you're right.

  by anonymous at March 01, 2010 01:36
good

by straight guy at February 23, 2010 23:47
Homosexual? Not a pedophile? Hmmmm

  by anonymous at February 22, 2010 04:03
great list

by mina bo bina at February 18, 2010 20:02
i love how she can say pee but she cant straight up say bowl movement or poo. i mean, isnt that the simplest way of putting it? (being logical not heartless)

  by anonymous at February 22, 2010 04:03
yes

by All Enemies And Supervillains at February 17, 2010 09:06
"BM" has made me laugh my entire life. never gets old.

  by anonymous at February 16, 2010 23:33
my favorite list

  by anonymous at February 16, 2010 02:14
good list

  by anonymous at February 14, 2010 04:28
wow..i think if i watched any of these videos it would have killed sex for me, :P this list has a rep for a reason. #1 is one of those moments anyone dreads the most, never be able to make eye contact for a week.

by sadderday at February 11, 2010 07:37
O.......K umm...................What that fuck! the 3rd and 4th ones are the creepist

  by anonymous at February 11, 2010 06:36
good list

by Arron at February 09, 2010 09:33
Wow the women have 3 holes video gave me a raging boner

by a.b.c. at February 04, 2010 08:01
it felt good didnt it OMG these are hilarious!!!!!!!!

by D.W.C. at February 02, 2010 15:20
WOW! Most of these videos are awkward as ever. The thing that gets me is that it seems like compared to today, ALL of the people in these videos have no idea what the fuck is going on. Also, could you imagine making a videos today of the one like #4? HOLY SHIT! Can anyone say "prison"? LOL! Beware of the homosexual everyone!

  by anonymous at February 02, 2010 08:05
#4 is THE most uncomfortable thing I've seen in a long time. Just waiting for "creepy guy" to say "see, hard like this" and whip it out!! Sooo funny.

  by anonymous at February 02, 2010 03:26
great list

  by anonymous at February 01, 2010 13:26
the mom cock blocked him!

by Rhinodog at January 31, 2010 23:12
I swear to God, these were the films they showed us in the 70's in Jr. High (middle school)!!!

by Elfy at January 27, 2010 18:26
STERILITY, LINDA. THAT MEANS NO BABIES. Because we all know that's the worse thing that can happen to a woman EVAR.

by calistylie at January 27, 2010 15:57
bizare sex videos is right this list is hilarious

by chelsay790 at January 27, 2010 15:25
i wish my sex ed videos were this funny in middle school, the ones we watched were a lot more boring

by calistylie at January 27, 2010 15:59
haha i never got any education on sex. bizare sex ed videos would of been a very easy way for me to learn though

by Cady at January 27, 2010 14:10
Woah.

by Allison at January 22, 2010 21:28
Wow...glad I went to school in the 90s...my mom told me when I was 10 years old (in 1993) to be mature about Sex Ed videos they showed us in 4th grade...if we saw these, I would have never been able to hold back!

by johnnydemo at January 22, 2010 15:13
"It felt good didn't it" hahah

by kpb456 at January 22, 2010 17:27
hahah i agree that is the best line ever

by Mariam at January 20, 2010 17:09
"Why didn't you use a condom?" "She said she was married!" Best excuse ever.

by Rizzo at January 24, 2010 10:44
that was freaking HILARIOUS. i LOLed.

by kristen1985 at January 20, 2010 14:39
hahaha this list is funny.

by Dave at January 20, 2010 11:05
Video 1 is the most wonderful thing I have seen today. YAY! The one down side of your list is that 2 of the videos are made for developmentally disabled people (4 and 7). The style and delivery are specific to those who have difficulty learning. There is another one about having a period that is in the same vein. The bizarreness, to me, seems mostly related to that. Not intended for our eyes, I think.

by kyle t. at January 21, 2010 17:20
Actually, #1 is from the same video as #4 and #7. The movie is called "The ABC of Sex Ed for Trainables" ("trainables" being an early-70's term for developmentally disabled). You can view the movie in its uncomfortable 22-minute entirety on a DVD called "Educational Archives: Sex and Drugs," distributed by Mondo Digital and available at Amazon, Best Buy and other places.

by anup at January 20, 2010 00:44
what an amazing list.I really liked it

by YoureAnIdiot at January 20, 2010 00:07
Mensturation? Really? This list could have been funny, and I'm sorry you ruined it with your complete lack of spelling skills.

by Ian Tindell at January 20, 2010 00:21
I apologize that I had my r and u mixed up. It's corrected though so the list should be funny again.

by Ian Tindell at January 20, 2010 00:27
Oh, I hope you at least noticed that I spelled gonorrhea correctly. I was pretty proud about that one.

by Paul at January 19, 2010 11:28
This is great! there was a parody of these on funnyordie.com last week called how can we have sex. so god

by "Ricky" at January 19, 2010 12:24
Yeah, I saw that too! haha dead bees...

by ... at February 04, 2010 05:38
and this hole is where you make a BM
 

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