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The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos

Ian Tindell Ian Tindell Power
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Here are the most bizarre moments in sex ed videos from a time when adults had nothing better to do than carry around diagrams of genitals and invade the personal boundaries of children. Nowadays I feel as though the kids learn on their own, which is a bit of a sad reality. The mainstream culture is filled with sex, which makes it hard for kids not to see and learn things at much younger ages. We've come along ways from the ancient sex beliefs, which are pretty outrageous. If you're looking to learn how to hump make sure you're careful because there's nothing worse than unsafe sex.
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  1. 1

    It Felt Good, Didn't It?

    Aside from the fact that this creepfest of a video features a 10 year old masturbating for the first 20 seconds, his Stepford-Wife mom's terrifyingly serene reaction to walking in on it really seals the deal for this video being one of the most off-putting sex ed video moments of all time.

    Bonus: Ricky's thought process in reaction to what his mom says at 00:32 is clearly "who the hell do you think you are?"
  2. 2

    One Never Knows When the Homosexual Is About

    This video teaches kids what a homosexual is...kind of.

    This is a 1950's video that warns kids to avoid older members of their own sex who are too friendly because those people might be sick in the head. The sickness? Homosexuality. How does one spot this dreaded homosexual? Well, it's not easy because *cue dramatic music* he may appear NORMAL.

    This one's pretty much a gem the whole way through.
  3. 3

    That Mike Is Really Filling Out...

    This is a perfectly well-meaning sex education video from the 1950's entitled "As Boys Grow." In it, the teacher is taking a little bit too much notice of all the boys' bodies.

    Head to 02:36 for the creepiest bit, where he starts playing favorites. There could be an entire list of just this particular video series, but we're a little more generous than that around here.
  4. 4

    How Does It Get Hard?

    Now we have a mentally challenged boy being taught how his penis gets hard with pictures to accompany the lesson. What makes this bit worse is them sitting on a scuzzy couch in what appears to be the man's basement.

    This whole thing will make you more uncomfortable than anything else would for at least a month. The cringe-worthiness is accentuated by the fact that the diagram shows the male erect penis looking longingly at the stars, defying the laws of gravity and how often the guy asks the kid if his penis is ever hard.

    Shake it off! Shake it off! Next...
  5. 5

    I Had A Wet Dream Last Night

    The best part comes with the entire first 35 seconds of this video in which these kids awkwardly recite dialogue that their parents obviously haven't told them about in real life yet.

    After they describe wet dreams to each other (00:00 through 00:35) the mood takes a swan dive when we learn how distant a relationship one of the kids has with his brother... wtf?

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  1. Bibi Demuro
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 10/28/2012 10:30 AM
    Super excellent bizarre videothing here.
  2. Raphael Deblanc
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 8/30/2012 10:30 AM
    Superbizaresex, dude.
  3. Genna Ganis
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 8/03/2012 7:30 AM
    Marvelous videos bizarrething here.
  4. Marlin Salaz
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 7/21/2012 11:30 PM
    Prime funny sex videothing here.
  5. Honsinger
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/13/2012 12:14 PM
    Inspired by the number 1 really bizarre sex ed video.

    S&M Remix too....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdvwDWe6_80
  6. boob licker
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 9/30/2011 1:54 PM
    I love vaginas, especially the juicy ones
  7. Pattente
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 7/19/2011 3:21 PM
    Ummm #5 is #3?
  8. An Ono Ouse
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 5/17/2011 11:56 PM
    The homosexual video was extreamly offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Marlen Arguedas
    One Never Knows When the Homosexual Is About at 4/19/2011 12:01 PM
    THE MOST ACTIVE PEDOPHILES ARE, IN FACT, HETEROSEXUALS! THAT'S IF YOU WANT TO LINK PEDOPHILIA WITH HETEROSEXUALITY. I WOULD LINK IT ALSO WITH SERIAL KILLER OF WOMEN. THESE SERIAL KILLERS ARE HETEROSEXUAL IN THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Marlen Arguedas-
  10. Marlen Arguedas
    One Never Knows When the Homosexual Is About at 4/19/2011 11:56 AM
    Homosexuality is not a "sicktness of the mind". In fact, it was reviewed in the Diagnostic Manual Statistic of Psychology as a non psychological treat. What makes same sex oriented people "abnormal" is what any heterosexual person is also exposed to- disfunctional child development, society repression, lack of emotional nurturing, etc. The same sex orientation has being part of human sexuality since the Stone Ages, the only thing it wasn't documented as well as the many cultural rituals that include and accept same sex oreintation as part of the human sexuality. In many cases, children show their homosexual oreintation despite the society repression of it. The video is not only racist but also culturally nihilist! I am a mother of a 32 heterosexual young man! But. if my son were homosexual or bisexual, that would be taken in my brain and heart as part of the human sexuality reality. Either you agree or not, the real trouble is how heterosexual develop their children "gender" and nurture it to war and violence againt women and children, the most affected creatures f this planet!
  11. BOB
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 12/20/2010 9:38 PM
    WTF? ALl of theses were 20th Century they really need to update the Sex-Ed standards because in this world...well you know the rest
  12. afare24get
    It Also Causes The Discharge of Puss From the Penis at 10/10/2010 5:15 AM
    Maybe we need to show these to kids again.
  13. Jacob
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 8/30/2010 10:09 PM
    i love how he goes back to jerking off, thinking of all the nifty things hes learned today
  14. Brian
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 8/10/2010 2:07 PM
    Make love (to yourself) not war. Remember Ricky - walk in to the laundry room while your mom is riding the washing machine
  15. wait, what?
    Some Women Still Call Menstruation the Curse at 8/02/2010 4:31 PM
    menstroooooooation is a curse.

    menstruation on the other hand, is as normal as eating or breathing.
  16. A man about
    One Never Knows When the Homosexual Is About at 8/02/2010 4:09 PM
    So if this was Susy instead of Billy, then it's perfectly okay?
  17. bonershemalef*ggot
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 7/20/2010 12:31 PM
    BONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERassholeBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERspermBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERpenisBONERBONERp***yBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERcumBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERp**n
  18. darkscanner
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 7/10/2010 8:54 PM
    *crys* THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL! XD
  19. Mike Henderson
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 5/16/2010 7:05 AM
    I love how after she leaves, he laments the loss of his erection. Priceless.
  20. mperrotti76
    How Does It Get Hard? at 5/14/2010 2:00 PM
    This is also from the Untrainables video.
  21. mperrotti76
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 5/14/2010 1:51 PM
    This is from a video called "Sex Ed for Untrainables" or something like that. 'Untrainables' was a "PC" word for mentally handicapped people in the 60s and 70s. A lot of the videos on this list are from that series.
  22. Heina Dadabhoy
    That Mike Is Really Filling Out... at 5/12/2010 9:30 AM
    At least he was positive about masturbation.
  23. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 5/10/2010 7:04 AM
    cool
  24. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 5/08/2010 5:18 AM
    cool
  25. hornygal
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/14/2010 7:10 AM
    masturbating is so easy is you do it when you come out the shower
    1. cumonking
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/14/2010 7:12 AM
      yh ur seem like you kno what you talkin bout lol i feel so horny now
      1. Anonymous
        The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 5/04/2010 1:00 AM
        yes
        1. Anonymo
          The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 10/17/2011 8:59 PM
          yes
  26. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/12/2010 3:02 AM
    these make no sense to me!
    1. Anonymous
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/12/2010 3:02 AM
      hehhee...yeah
  27. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/11/2010 10:33 PM
    #1...Was it just me, or did that kid look like he was fantasizing about his mom at the end?
  28. Michael
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/04/2010 11:23 PM
    Thank you for the best hour of my life. This did not disappoint!
  29. gabbygore&lt;3
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/01/2010 1:05 PM
    pedaphile! pedo pedo pedo D: ahhhhh creeepy D:
    1. KIMMY
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 4/04/2011 6:03 PM
      I LIKE TO LOOK AT IT FEELS SO GOOD
  30. Anonymous
    One Never Knows When the Homosexual Is About at 3/27/2010 11:19 AM
    Cause everyone knows homos are also active pedophiles!
  31. Anonymous
    Some Women Still Call Menstruation the Curse at 3/27/2010 11:11 AM
    Because of course, you have to look your best when you're bleeding. And 1:20 looks like the beginnings of some inscest.
  32. Anonymous
    Period? What's That? at 3/27/2010 11:02 AM
    Nice that the coach "just happened" to have a full set of diagrams and full medical knowledge of how that junk works.
  33. Anonymous
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 3/09/2010 3:43 AM
    good.
  34. John Barryman
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 3/05/2010 4:53 PM
    i wish i would of got to watch these videos when i was a kid. it would of made learning about sex that much funnier
    1. PolkadotKing
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 3/05/2010 5:16 PM
      Sex isn't supposed to be a funny matter! But, yeah you're right.
  35. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 3/01/2010 1:36 AM
    good
  36. straight guy
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/23/2010 11:47 PM
    Homosexual? Not a pedophile? Hmmmm
  37. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/22/2010 4:03 AM
    great list
  38. Anonymous
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 2/22/2010 4:02 AM
    amazing video
    1. Anonymous
      It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 2/22/2010 4:02 AM
      yes
  39. mina bo bina
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/18/2010 8:02 PM
    i love how she can say pee but she cant straight up say bowl movement or poo. i mean, isnt that the simplest way of putting it?



    (being logical not heartless)
    1. Anonymous
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/22/2010 4:03 AM
      yes
  40. All Enemies And Supervillains
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/17/2010 9:06 AM
    "BM" has made me laugh my entire life. never gets old.
  41. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/16/2010 11:33 PM
    my favorite list
  42. TeresaBowers
    It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 2/16/2010 7:09 AM
    Ricky, now in his 80's, still wakes up every night screaming "Gosh Mom!"

    Then he goes back to his dream of being a ballerina.
    1. Anonymous
      It Felt Good, Didn't It? at 2/22/2010 4:02 AM
      yes.
  43. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/16/2010 2:14 AM
    good list
  44. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/14/2010 4:28 AM
    wow..i think if i watched any of these videos it would have killed sex for me, :P this list has a rep for a reason. #1 is one of those moments anyone dreads the most, never be able to make eye contact for a week.
  45. sadderday
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/11/2010 7:37 AM
    O.......K umm...................What that f**k! the 3rd and 4th ones are the creepist
  46. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/11/2010 6:36 AM
    good list
  47. Arron
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/09/2010 9:33 AM
    Wow the women have 3 holes video gave me a raging boner
  48. Anonymous
    You're the Guy Who Said Gonorrhea Was No Worse Than A Cold at 2/04/2010 12:13 PM
    Awesome!
  49. a.b.c.
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/04/2010 8:01 AM
    it felt good didnt it OMG these are hilarious!!!!!!!!
  50. D.W.C.
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/02/2010 3:20 PM
    WOW! Most of these videos are awkward as ever. The thing that gets me is that it seems like compared to today, ALL of the people in these videos have no idea what the f**k is going on. Also, could you imagine making a videos today of the one like #4? HOLY S**T! Can anyone say "prison"? LOL! Beware of the homosexual everyone!
  51. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/02/2010 8:05 AM
    #4 is THE most uncomfortable thing I've seen in a long time. Just waiting for "creepy guy" to say "see, hard like this" and whip it out!! Sooo funny.
  52. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/02/2010 3:26 AM
    great list
  53. Anonymous
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/01/2010 1:26 PM
    the mom c**k blocked him!
  54. Rhinodog
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/31/2010 11:12 PM
    I swear to God, these were the films they showed us in the 70's in Jr. High (middle school)!!!
  55. Elfy
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/27/2010 6:26 PM
    STERILITY, LINDA. THAT MEANS NO BABIES.

    Because we all know that's the worse thing that can happen to a woman EVAR.
  56. calistylie
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/27/2010 3:57 PM
    bizare sex videos is right this list is hilarious
  57. chelsay790
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/27/2010 3:25 PM
    i wish my sex ed videos were this funny in middle school, the ones we watched were a lot more boring
    1. calistylie
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/27/2010 3:59 PM
      haha i never got any education on sex. bizare sex ed videos would of been a very easy way for me to learn though
  58. Cady
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/27/2010 2:10 PM
    Woah.
  59. Allison
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/22/2010 9:28 PM
    Wow...glad I went to school in the 90s...my mom told me when I was 10 years old (in 1993) to be mature about Sex Ed videos they showed us in 4th grade...if we saw these, I would have never been able to hold back!
  60. johnnydemo
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/22/2010 3:13 PM
    "It felt good didn't it" hahah
    1. kpb456
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/22/2010 5:27 PM
      hahah i agree that is the best line ever
  61. Mariam
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/20/2010 5:09 PM
    "Why didn't you use a condom?"

    "She said she was married!"

    Best excuse ever.
    1. Rizzo
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/24/2010 10:44 AM
      that was freaking HILARIOUS. i LOLed.
  62. kristen1985
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/20/2010 2:39 PM
    hahaha this list is funny.
  63. Dave
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/20/2010 11:05 AM
    Video 1 is the most wonderful thing I have seen today. YAY!

    The one down side of your list is that 2 of the videos are made for developmentally disabled people (4 and 7). The style and delivery are specific to those who have difficulty learning. There is another one about having a period that is in the same vein. The bizarreness, to me, seems mostly related to that. Not intended for our eyes, I think.
    1. kyle t.
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/21/2010 5:20 PM
      Actually, #1 is from the same video as #4 and #7. The movie is called "The ABC of Sex Ed for Trainables" ("trainables" being an early-70's term for developmentally disabled). You can view the movie in its uncomfortable 22-minute entirety on a DVD called "Educational Archives: Sex and Drugs," distributed by Mondo Digital and available at Amazon, Best Buy and other places.
  64. anup
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/20/2010 12:44 AM
    what an amazing list.I really liked it
  65. YoureAnIdiot
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/20/2010 12:07 AM
    Mensturation? Really? This list could have been funny, and I'm sorry you ruined it with your complete lack of spelling skills.
    1. Ian Tindell
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/20/2010 12:21 AM
      I apologize that I had my r and u mixed up. It's corrected though so the list should be funny again.
      1. Ian Tindell
        The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/20/2010 12:27 AM
        Oh, I hope you at least noticed that I spelled gonorrhea correctly. I was pretty proud about that one.
  66. Paul
    The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/19/2010 11:28 AM
    This is great! there was a parody of these on funnyordie.com last week called how can we have sex. so god
    1. "Ricky"
      The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 1/19/2010 12:24 PM
      Yeah, I saw that too! haha



      dead bees...
      1. ...
        The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos at 2/04/2010 5:38 AM
        and this hole is where you make a BM

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