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Captain America Arrested with Burrito in PantsIt seems to be that whenever you mix costumes and drinking that something unfortunate is going to happen to someone.
This was the case when a costume party full of medical professionals in Florida spilled out into the streets during a pub crawl.
A group of the party goers stopped at a local eatery when a doctor dressed as Captain America decided to make a few additions to his costume. He bought a burrito, shoved it down his tights, and proceeded to ask ladies in the restaurant to touch it. When they declined, he would remove the burrito and start groping them. This, by the way, must have been one resilient burrito. I can barely get one home without it spilling everywhere.
When the police arrived on the scene they could not differentiate the various costumed people, so they had to ask all the Captain Americas to exit the building to be interviewed.
The weirdest part is that there were that many Captain Americas present. To make things worse, he was caught trying to flush a joint down the toilet.
The burrito was later found in his boot and should probably be used for scientific research. They should make a space shuttle out of whatever this kind of burritos they're serving at this place.
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