The 10 worst Movies I've ever seen By SaintMort [26 more lists]

Now Cinema can be great. Sometimes movies are really good, other times they're so bad they're good. These films are neither of those... these films are just BAD. THAT""S IT, Plain and Simple... this films are crap

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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen - Sara Sugarman

This film still remains the only film that has ever made me sick. I'm not talking like "that so gross I almost puked" or "how dare they do this, that's just sick". No This movie gave me a headache and forced me to have to rest. Lindsay Lohan's character is the most obnoxious fictional character of all time and the Moral of this movie is basically, be a spoiled brat and lie CONSTANTLY and you will succeed in your life.
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2

Wolf Creek - Greg McLean

I still remember like it was yesterday, just sitting there in the theater staring at the screen. My brain kept saying ""Maybe I should leave"" but the other part said ""Maybe we're in the wrong theater"". My other part of brain said ""no the opening credits said Wolf Creek"". The Other Part responded with ""SOMETHING HAS TO HAPPEN SOON"".

Wolf Creek is a ""slasher"" film with 55 minutes of supposedly ""character development'. What it actually does is make you wish the characters would die sooner. Quite literally NOTHING happens on the 55 minute road trip and suddenly they're all dead. hitchcock, this ain't.
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3

Epic Movie - Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

The ""_____ Movies"" gets a lot of s**t for being the lowest form of comedy. I tended to find the movies occasionally funny. Nothing great but they always had a gag or two that made me laugh... then Epic Movie came out and it hasn't been the same since. I assume that Disaster Movie is worse, but I haven't taken the time to watch it yet to figure this out for myself.
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Smiley Face - Gregg Araki

I've never smoked pot, so maybe this movie's humor is lost on me. I tend to like stoner comedy. This movie apparently is (according a good source) ""dude, that movie is f**king hilarious when you're Totally baked"". I've always been of the mind that if you need to be stoned to enjoy something than it's probably not that good, this is also why the most of Phish is lost on me I suppose.
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The Brown Bunny - Vincent Gallo

Brown Bunny is the most money any man has spent just to show people his dick getting sucked. I assume that since it was 2003 director Vincent Gallo didn't have pornotube.com to post this s**t on and just wrote a script around his sex tape. The plot line makes very little sense and this is without a doubt the most un-erotic blowjob ever
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Time Code

This is more a student film experiment than a film. What happens if we have 4 cameras filming in real time for 80 minutes following 4 characters who will occasionally interact with each other. while the idea is interesting... the final product is not. THere is nothing fun about watching 4 seperate images and listening to 4 different conversations at one time.
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Mako: The Jaws of Death - William Grefe

I had always wanted to see this movie, ever since I was a little kid. I assumed it was the long lost Jaws 5. The truth is that it's not part of the Jaws series and is actually a little older than Jaws. A man has a telepathic connection with Mako Sharks and uses them for revenge. Maybe it was how much I had built it up, maybe it's because the DVD is litereally someone just burnt a VHS tape onto DVD and somehow Netflix released it, or maybe it's because there's NO shark attacks, it's all talked about off camera but this is the WORST shark attack movie ever (and I've seen all 3 Shark Attack movies)
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Free Zone - Amos Gitai

I had a thing for Natalie Portman back in the day. I rented this one, the first 15 minutes of the movie is Natalie Portman crying in the backseat of a cab. Quite literally just 15 minutes of crying, no music, no camera movement, no dialouge... just crying. Then they start talking and you start to wish that she was still crying. Most of the film is just Natalie Portman talking to her Taxi Cab Driver, but neither of them has anything intersesting to say.
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9

Malevolence - Stevan Mena

In 2004 Fangoria covered the fllming of this movie and hyped it up to be the most terrifying horror movie of all time. I Terrifying means boring than they were dead on
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10

Open Water - Chris Kentis

This movie is ridiculous. The Dialouge is awful and the film clearly just tried to cash in on the novelty that it was filmed with REAL sharks. This movie is based on a true story but *SPOILER ALERT* both people die *END OF SPOILER* so HOW DO WE KNOW HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN? THE SHARKS?! DID THE SHARKS F**KING TELL US!
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