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The 11 Craziest Unexpected Sex-Related Deaths In History By DaveHoward [10 more lists]
In recent news, a woman with 40 LL sized b*****s almost (accidentally) killed her husband during sex (using her b*****s): http://ow.ly/1y2d9 . In light of this (the husband is fine), we've found the 11 most notable examples of people unexpectedly dying during or because of sex in some way shape or form. The first two are Popes (condensed into one item, for your convenience)!
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The Pope(s)
Not one, but TWO Popes have died in delicato flagranto morto (Latin for "caught dead with your pants down"). We didn't want to cheat you into a redundant list, so we've condensed all the sex-related deaths died by a Pope into one item!
1. Pope John XII (955-64) was getting his nub rubbed when an irate husband murdered him out of jealousy.
2. Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy. The Pope had it hard back then, not having the resources to delegate his work out to lower Priests. Too soon?
These two popes paved the way for two other casanovas of the same names who would eventually join a rock 'n' roll supergroup and revolutionize music as we know it. -
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Felix Faure
French President Felix Faure went down while getting his twig and berries harvested. While the official cause of death was "a stroke" the actual cause of death was a little more juicy (please God, no pun intended).
Faure suddenly died from apoplexy when engaging in extramarital sexual activities with his young office assistant.
The poor lady is said to have gotten so scared over the event that she got lockjaw and had to be removed from the president's member via crowbar/surgery.
Clinton doesn't know how good he had it. - 3
Attila The Hun
With 7 wives quite literally under his belt, it should come as no surprise that Attila the Hun liked it a bit rough.
"The Hunster", as he was known by his close bros, retired after a night of tiresome raping and pillaging only to have it dished back to him by his equally well-built and roughplay-loving lovepartner.
He was found dead from a palm-to-nose job. That's right, she probably punched him in the face. He suffered from a severe nosebleed from this brutal hit he took and then choked to death. -
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Nelson Rockefeller
The Vice-President under Ford (he beat out George H.W. Bush) was found dead after giving some dicktation to an aide, Megan Marshack. He suffered from a heart attack during intercourse with his mistress.
Due to her anxiety about the consequences of the press and political reasons, Megan failed to call the ambulance until an hour later. When the ambulance found him, he was barely alive.
There was an immediate "Weekend At Bernie's"-style put-into-place, and then he was found dressed (and dead) on his desk.
In this clip at the 1960 RNC, he tried to get folks to repudiate the right wing... cuz you know ... they spoil all the fun. - 5
Errol Flynn
With all of his daring do, the this swashbuclker's buckle finally got swashed. After a week long bender in 1959, Errol retired to the back bedroom of his yacht to cut another notch into his saber.
The original "Man In Tights" was found dead within a half an hour, suffering from a heart attack. While a cover up ensued, and there is still wide debate over whether he actually died DURING sex, his legend lives on forever.
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