The 11 Different Kinds of Drunk People By theothermother [22 more lists]

This is a list of every kind of public drunk, from drunk and passed out to drunk and puking. Drinking brings out the worst and the best in people. It could contribute to the best times of your life or the biggest mistakes (often in the same night).

We have all either run into or been one of these drunks at some point. This list will either bring back a lot of memories or remind you of ones you've lost.

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The "I Know I'm Sexy" Drunk

This is #1 because everyone has been this kind of drunk.

Drinking that liquid courage somehow makes everyone's fat rolls disappear, which increases their self-esteem 10-fold to delusional, and likely unrealistic, proportions.

That hairy mole on their face vanishes, the fact that their size XXL shirt makes them look like a sausage goes out the window, and their life, despite every reasonable factor to the contrary, is awesome.

They are now a golden God (or Goddess).

So, why not show everyone what they've got because there is NO WAY they're not getting laid today! Why? Because they remembered to wear pants!

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Drunk and Passed Out

This kind of drunk succumbs to the sandman before anybody else and passes out; serene, occasionally nauseous, and completely vulnerable to their friends' God-given right to f**k with them.

When your body says pass out, you pass out! There is nothing you can do about it. But there is EVERYTHING your friends can do to humiliate you.

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The "I Think Everything Is Funny'" Drunk

Everything is funny when you're a laugh-y drunk. Just ask the probably now-pregnant and undoubtedly very easy girl in this video.

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The "I Think I Can Dance" Drunk

Similar to the "I think I'm sexy" drunk, this drunk exudes (unfounded) confidence.

This kind of drunk has the blood (alcohol level) of a dancer (homeless guy) running through their veins and they will stop at NOTHING to show you the skills they were born with.

Also, it's probably not a good idea to dance when the whole room is spinning unless you're Jackie Chan or unless someone has a video camera or camera phone handy.

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The "I Want To Kick Everyone's Ass" Drunk

We all get stupid when we're pissed, faced or piss-faced, but there is always that drunk that feels the need to start some some serious guff (yes, I said "guff) with everyone and anyone that looks at him (or her) wrong.

Why? Most likely because they're insecure.

Or a Karate master.

Or (apparently) Russian (video).

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"I'm Not Drunk, I Can Still Have One More Drink"

This is the Relentless Drunk. This kind of drunk has had already had about 7 strong drinks, but thinks he/she can do a few more. Why? Because, despite how drunk they are, their sorrows are still well-afloat and just about one or two more drinks will drown them (probably in vomit).

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Throwing Up Drunk - Not The Prettiest Thing

We all have DEFINITELY been there. That white porcelain bowl becomes our best friend, our teddy bear and our pillow. NOTE: anything that has to do with vomit is disgusting. That being said...

1:50 Everyone gets ready for the explosion and the girl, too nauseous to even move, just manages to let it go off the bed and according to the guy filming it, her mom is going to kill her.

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The "jGG &fcC@ j" Drunk

This girl has about the same communicative capacity as Lassie in this video. She is the kind of drunk that doesn't feel the need to communicate anything other than smiles, touching, and slurs.

This kind of drunk also doesn't care that the auto-suggest on their phone is making them text things like "I hard rest I hate tx work it the morning"

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The Drunk That Cannot Walk

This kind of drunk has had so much to drink, that even their basic motor functions take a hit. Once they hit the ground, it's as if their whole body is magnetized to the earth; legs, feet, arms and face.

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The Crying Drunk

90% of the time, the crying drunk is a woman. The crying drunk will often repeat the same phrase over again. Something along the lines of

"But what will E.T. think of me if I throw up? What if I throw up? Then we wouldn't be safe! None of us would be safe because *sniff* E.T. only eats Reese's Piecessauhgh-ahuh huh huh!"

After they pass out they will be defensive about their crying.

A camera phone must always be handy if you're going to be hanging out with a Crying drunk.

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The "I Think I Can Sing" Drunk

This is the kind of drunk that thinks they know every song that comes up on any television, jukebox, radiostation, iPod or passing-by-vehicle.

They insist on singing the whole thing, imagining themselves looking like Bon Jovi on stage. Most of the time, that is not the case, and their singing is a huge issue for everyone in the room.

Oh, and speaking of 'issues', what this future leader of our free world is 'trying' to sing is the song 'ISSUES' by The Saturdays.

Here's the link to the way the song is suppose to be sung...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT68EcMi6bM&feature=channel

Did you hear the resemblance? I bet you didn't...Unless you're drunk.

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