Throwing Up Drunk - Not The Prettiest Thing
We've all DEFINITELY been there. A night can be going perfectly well until that wave hits. Suddenly, we know that we have just gone that one sip over our limit and we need a bathroom RIGHT. NOW. Before we know it, that white porcelain bowl becomes our best friend, our teddy bear, and our pillow for the forseeable future.
Skip to 1:50, where everyone gets ready for the explosion and the girl, too nauseous to even move, just manages to let it go off the bed. According to the guy filming it, her mom is going to kill her.
The "jGG &fcC@ j" Drunk
This drunk has about the same level of communication than Hodor from Game of Thrones. Unable to string together a single comprehensive sentence, they usually garble a series of inarticulate sounds while the rest of you watch on in frustrated, yet amused silence. If you're lucky, they tire quickly and will resort to simple smiles and nods of the head.
The Drunk That Cannot Walk
This drunk has had so much to drink, that even their basic motor functions take a hit. They lurch from one solid object to the next - whether the said object is a lamppost or a human they have no idea. Once they hit the ground though, it's as if their whole body is magnetized to the earth. Walking is definitely a no go. Game over, time to call a cab and head on home.
The Crying Drunk
The sobs. The tears. The temper tantrums. The Crying Drunk will treat to the story of every break-up they've ever been through, every pet that has died, and every calorie they ate even though they were on a diet. There will be impossible questions and there will be absolutely no way of soothing them. Give them a kleenex and edge inconspicuously away.
The "I Think I Can Sing" Drunk
This is the kind of drunk who is sure they know every song that comes up on any television, jukebox, radio station, iPod, or passing-by-vehicle. The fact of the matter is, they most likely don't even know the words. They just want everyone to party on with them and there is nothing that excites them more than when others join in. They are convinced of their superstar status, and continue in their quest for fame even when the whole room screams at them to stop.
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