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The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs

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Don't panic. According to the Mayans, the world is going to end this Friday, December 21st, 2012. Whether by a reversal of the Earth's rotational axis, a collision with mysterious Niburu, or by some kind of implosion black hole issue, the Mayan calendar clearly indicates this TGIF will be our last (maybe set the DVR for a little Full House? Some Family Matters, for old time's sake?). No matter how many times religious "prophets" predict doomsday based on numerology, the Bible or scientists wrongly calculate a comet's effect on the planet (Isaac Newton even wrote his own prediction of the apocalypse that was published after his death), people have kept bracing themselves for the end of the world or committing suicide to spare themselves from witnessing the Apocalypse (which, c'mon, would be pretty awesome to see). Inspired by the current prediction (Friday, December 21st), here are 13 failed apocalyptic prophecies of the past.
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    Richard Miller Says the World Will End On Or Before March 21st, 1844

    William Miller was a Baptist preacher, a self-proclaimed Bible scholar, and another guy on the growing list of jerks who survived the day they proclaimed would be the apocalypse.

    Between the years of 1831 and 1844, Miller began focusing his Bible studies on the book of Daniel, paying special attention to the verse stating

    "For two thousand three hundred evenings and mornings; then the sanctuary shall be restored to its rightful state" (Daniel, 8:14).


    Using the extremely convenient -for-Doomsday-predicting "Day-Year Principle"- where a day is actually written to represent a year- Miller concluded that the clock counting down the 2300 days the verse spoke of would actually expire in sometime between March 21st, 1843 and March 21st, 1844. Curious, you may say, that this year would come up so quickly after Miller had begun his bible study, allowing him to be the center of attention as mouthpiece of the coming end of days that was prophesied by...choosing a day of historical significance approximately 2300 years ago that would signal the end of existence on Earth. Here's a chart: please reference it to understand the obvious conclusions Miller came to.


    The incident of Miller's concern was the 457 B.C. decree to rebuild Jerusalem by Artaxerxes I of Persia. Can you imagine, in 1000 years, if some nutbag cited the decree to rebuild the Twin Towers as a signal of the end of the world? You'd think they were crazy, right? Well, Miller's followers were not so discerning and they became convinced 1843 would be their last year on Earth and began living it up.

    Now, if Miller had convinced, let's say, 1,000 people to buy into this notion of the world ending, you might think, "ok, yeah, that's pretty understandable that 1,000 people would buy into what the guy has to say". If he had 10,000 followers, that would probably raise the "that lunatic??" eyebrow. But when you find out the guy had OVER 100,000 FOLLOWERS, you have to start wondering what kind of mass hysteria these people were conned into.


    Well, in a time where Snake Oil salesman could convince you to buy an alcohol-based remedy to cure your drinking addiction, it really doesn't come as too much of a surprise that one man could convince a few who would then convince thousands more. These people, who referred to themselves as Millerites, sold or gave away their possessions, withdrew from their jobs and the community, and basically embraced fully the fact (FACT) that the world was going to end.

    Except it didn't.

    March 21st, 1944 passed without incident, at which time Miller said "Oops! Used the wrong calendar", and changed the date to reflect the Kararite Jewish calendar, giving the end of the world a four week reprieve before the second coming.

    Excuse me, excuse me, the second not coming.

    No surprise, the extension date came and went as well, and the world didn't end. Yet the movement pressed on! I suppose if I had given away all my Earthly possessions, I'd be holding out for a one-way ticket to the apocalypse too. After a thrice amended date came and went, most of the Millerites went back to living their lives, while Miller himself went on waiting for the end of days until he finally left the earth (alone) in 1949.
  2. 12

    Richard Noone Predicts Ice Age To Start 5/5/2000

    In his book Ice: Ultimate Disaster Richard Noone (which, surprisingly is not pronounced no-one) stipulated that the planets' alignment with the moon and sun would cause disturbances in the Earth's axis, sending the ice from the poles to the equator and ushering in an ice age.

    Noone used the Great Pyramid as evidence for a moment in the past when the climate changed very quickly and interviewed Egyptologists along with archaeologists and geologists.

    The book also explored the lore of the Freemasons, Illuminati and Knights Templar. While Noone was attempting to predict the f*ture, he wound up gaining more knowledge about the past, which makes his findings not a total loss, but still make him kind of a psychopath.
  3. 11

    Botticelli's Mystical Nativity Bears Ominous Inscription

    The Mystical Nativity was the only painting Botticelli signed and with it wrote an inscription that said:

    "This picture, at the end of the year 1500, in the troubles of Italy, I Alessandro painted. In the half time after the time, during the fulfillment of the eleventh chapter of St. John in the second woe of the apocalypse."


    Botticelli was convinced that he was living in the times of the Tribulation (the pre-apocalyptic period described in the Bible during which the untrue would suffer great disasters) because a fanatical preacher named Savonarola had arrived in Florence in 1490.

    At first, he was seen as a prophet for having predicted the Italian War of 1494-1498 and talked the French king out of invading the city. Savonarola was a pimp like that. He sought to purge Florence of its artistic vanity and wealth by making its residents burn their luxuries and paintings.

    Savonarola was eventually executed, but Botticelli's inscription predicts an apocalypse in the 16th century and has been the key to reading The Mystical Nativity not only as a scene of salvation and goodness but one that foreshadows the second coming of Christ and has dark imagery such as demons fleeing to the Underworld.


    FUN FACT: There's actually a freakin red dragon in the Book of Revelations
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    20,000 Londoners Flee Their Homes In The Second Great Flood

    A respected German scholar and priest, Johannes Stoeffler, predicted in 1499 that the world would be flooded again because all six of the planets known then would be in conjunction in the constellation of Pisces.

    Since Pisces is represented by a fish, Stoeffer assumed it meant water would be responsible for killing all of the Earth's inhabitants. Perfectly reasonable.

    Because he was well-respected, people listened to his prediction and braced themselves for the second Great Flood.

    English astrologers set the date for February 1, 1524. People sold their waterfront property even if they lost profit and an elevated fortress was built at the Priory Church of St. Bartholomew the Great with two months worth of necessities.

    Boat builders became filthy rich as families commissioned arks to be built to protect themselves when the flood arrived.

    The craziest part, and definitely the one who believed Stoeffler the most was German count named Von Iggleheim who actually constructed a luxury, three-story ark for his friends and family.

    That's a lot of trust to put in a guy you've never met. But, I mean, c'mon, who wouldn't trust this face?


    Give in to your feeeeeear


    On February 1st 20,000 Londoners left their homes to get to higher ground and await the rain. Nothing happened and they all went back to their houses.

    In Europe, however, it began to rain at dawn. A crowd around von Iggleheim's ark became panicked and tried to get onto it, killing many in the stampede.

    When he refused to let them on, they dragged him out of the ark and stoned him to death. Makes sense.

    Fantasies of London flooding are not uncommon, though:


  5. 9

    Large Hadron Collider Potentially Creates a Black Hole Large Enough to Swallow the Earth

    The Large Hadron Collider that stretches 27 km between France and Switzerland is the largest particle accelerator ever built and was set to be turned on on September 10, 2008 to recreate the Big Bang.

    It was built by Cern, the European Organization for Nuclear Research and cost 5 billion pounds (or almost 10 billion American dollars), which was paid for by 20 different countries.

    The hadron particles within the accelerator would be crashed into each other at a speed almost as great as the speed of light in an area a billion times smaller than a speck of dust.

    Some scientists were worried so they filed a lawsuit because they thought the experiment could create a black hole that would devour the Earth.

    And even the fact that it was a small possibility was pretty terrifying. It was kind of like being on a plane, statistically you're safe, but you're obviously doing something that is challenging nature. I'm all for science and everything, and even love that the LHC exists, for science (you monster), but the fact that some scientists could turn something like this on, with even the slimmest probability of the world ending, was terrifying.

    I mean look at the thing. It's so powerful looking.


    How could something this shiny not be dangerous?


    Scientists working on the Collider insisted that the chances of a black hole being created were minuscule and that even if one did appear it would be too small to affect the planet and would be gone in seconds. The Collider was turned on successfully and will run until 2014.

    What ended up happening once it was turned on, though, was one, big, anti-climactic sigh of relief.

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  1. Jawanna Mann
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 12/17/2012 10:30 AM
    Choice predictions of the end of the world, my friend.
  2. Katelynn Tabicas
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 12/07/2012 9:30 PM
    Marvelous end of the world prophecies, brother.
  3. Dane Sigrist
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 11/16/2012 11:30 AM
    Nice the end of the world predictions, brother.
  4. Laveta Cumins
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 10/23/2012 1:30 PM
    Suitable end of world predictions.
  5. Ileen Epolito
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 9/23/2012 8:30 PM
    Super end of the world prediction, brother.
  6. Twanda Kreiss
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 9/17/2012 4:30 PM
    Superior predictions for the end of the world, my friend.
  7. Carry Praino
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 9/09/2012 8:30 AM
    Competent failed end of the world predictions.
  8. Madelene Hellner
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 9/02/2012 2:30 PM
    Tolerable end of the world predictions failed.
  9. Nenita Golds
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 8/16/2012 4:30 PM
    Passable end of the world predictions.
  10. Rod Curenton
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 8/08/2012 12:30 AM
    Favorable end of the world prophecy, my friend.
  11. Marcel Kjellberg
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 7/05/2012 10:21 PM
    Superb world ending, my friend.
  12. Despina Brothern
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 7/02/2012 2:30 PM
    Prime end of the world, brother.
  13. Loria Benns
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/30/2012 8:36 AM
    Prime end of the world prophecy fails, my friend.
  14. Lianne Hauf
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/30/2012 8:36 AM
    Marvelous end of the world theories, my friend.
  15. SteveHall
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/04/2012 1:11 PM
    The 'end of the world' theories have failed and have been lied upon many times over.
    But 'End Time Prophecy' events right from the Bible will always be the (Truth) and are happening today and will happen in the near future.
  16. travmanthesav
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 3/19/2012 7:50 PM
    What about dec 21 2012? Everyone seems to be talking about it as the next big "doomsday" as the mayan calendar will be fulfilled. Seems like this could be added to your list soon unless it actually does happen :-/
  17. Adam
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 1/02/2012 5:03 PM
    Well at least these kind of predictions and prophecies keep the sane people entertained....
  18. Zachary
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 12/08/2011 12:10 PM
    needgod.com
  19. JoSe
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 11/27/2011 2:58 PM
    The man that predicted the end would come only predicted his end would come, but he doesn't know the date.
  20. Haroldtards
    Harold Camping Thinks the World is Ending This Weekend (Just Like He Did in 1994 and on May 21 of 2011) at 10/23/2011 9:24 AM
    Haroldtards: Followers and believers in Harold Camping's prophecy's.
  21. albert
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 6/25/2011 10:26 PM
    the bible says in 1 peter the return of Christ will be liken to a thief in the night.

    1. you cannot predict the time a thief enters

    2. but you can prepare your life.

    you laugh about the bible prediction of a cashless society , well today more than 80% of all transactions are done cashless, electronically.

    remember many false Prophets will arise in last days

    wolves in sheep's clothing
    1. adaml11600
      The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 10/27/2011 1:25 AM
      Maybe god thought. If I killed all mankind, then I will be unemployed. So I shall postpone armagedoen again. Anyway Bruce Willis will be ordained to save the world. Sorry my English is bad. The preacher tickled me (on my small peepee) during english class
  22. mikestore
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 6/13/2011 7:46 PM
    2012 Armageddon



    Oh My Goodness, here it comes again…



    With so many ‘prophecies’ and theories being discussed, it is quite obvious no one ‘knows’ for sure and I believe it is all speculation being built up as hype from the various groups of people trying to make a name for themselves; the ‘I told you so’s’. Some ‘survival sites’ want you to stock up on food and water supplies where other groups ultimately recommend you take all sharp objects out of your pockets and kiss your ass goodbye. I suspect, just like the Y2K, Hale-Bopp, May 21, 2011 and previous ‘end of the world’ thoughts before that nothing major will happen; even if it does, it would be such a drastic world-wide impact there is absolutely nothing that you or I can do about it, let alone worry about surviving.



    Even if one can prepare for such devastation, would you truly wish to be a surviving member of the human race? If so, then maybe you need to ban with people and make sure the ‘guidance’ provided by the Georgia Guidestones are followed. Then again, which of the purported disasters would you need to prepare for? There could be a magnetic polar shift, or a physical polar shift, or a comet impact, which could easily cause multiple earthquakes, tsunamis, and enough volcanic eruptions to cover the earth in ash, or any combination of ‘all of the above.’ Heck, with the galactic alignment of the stars, it may just be the time needed for all the extra-terrestrials to skip along the alignment and ‘return to Earth’ and reclaim her for their own. Maybe the weight of all the ice at our current polar tips becomes so much that the planet just rotates 90-degrees in the matter of minutes to become the new Equator.



    There are Biblical verses advising that ‘no one knows the time’ the end will be upon us; the Quran, or the Hadith also mentions the end times, but again, no one knows when this ‘end’ will occur. Perhaps this life is just the pregnancy or gestation period of the next life. Again, if and when it happens, there is nothing any of us can do about it except prepare our inner self to be ready; be at peace with yourself, your friends, family, neighbors and with mankind in general.



    Sure, there is scientific evidence that there will be some level of galactic alignment, and other coincidental evidence like the end of the Mayan calendar… If the original makers of the Mayan calendar were still around, I’d venture they could have continued it on for additional millennia, and they just had no desire during their time to expand further than they had. Similar to the nearsighted programmers of the 1970’s that did not think through Y2K, or UNIX developers that have not thought past 2028… it simply was not important at the time.



    Therefore, here is ‘my prophecy’:



    December 21, 2012 will be another day in which the solstice will come and go, where people are born and people will die, but not at any significant level beyond normal daily life cycles. The Northern Hemisphere will likely be predominately cooler than the Southern, the waves of the oceans will continue to ‘splash’ on the beaches, the air and water will continue to be polluted by mankind, and ‘the day after’, even weeks after, all of us will look back and think how foolish it was to conceive the world will end. The only ones that will benefit will be those businesses that sell ‘survival’ products that prey on the unsuspecting naïve.
  23. DonaldFaulknor
    Harold Camping Thinks the World is Ending This Weekend (Just Like He Did in 1994) at 5/29/2011 7:26 AM
    oh, I'm sorry. The formula is correct if the writer of this article didn't make the mistake of writing 7 instead of 17. I should've noticed that. But it would be nice to see an edit. :)
  24. DonaldFaulknor
    Harold Camping Thinks the World is Ending This Weekend (Just Like He Did in 1994) at 5/29/2011 7:24 AM
    Your math is only 600,000 off\n\n(5 x 10 x 7)^2 equals 122,500 NOT 722,500\n\nLet's simplify...\n\n(5 x 10 x 7) = 350\n\n350^2 = 350 x 350\n\n350 x 350 = 122,500\n\n122,500 (the correct math to those numbers) is only 335 years (which is WAY OFF)\n\nthe number 722,500 is 1,979 years which seems more accurate, HOWEVER, you need a new formula to get to this number. :)\n\nSo if Harold Camping came up with this equation himself, you can tell him to take some math courses. LMAO.
  25. funnyandspicy123
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/22/2011 6:58 AM
    Will three Extraterrestrial Spaceships Will Attack Earth In 2012.\nfunnyandspicy.com/three-extraterrestrial-spaceships-will-attack-earth-in-2012
  26. JFL1
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/21/2011 12:32 PM
    Christ thought the world as we know it would end with the arrival of the Kingdom within the lifetime of his auditors (Mark 13) and Paul was convinced it would happen during his lifetime. Revelation says in bizarre and vivid images that a New Jerusalem would come down from heaven and destroy Rome in the late first or second century. Ever since, by misinterpreting Revelation and the apocalyptic books of Daniel, Christian pastors and prophets have said "Repent the End is near!" The interesting thing is not that these prophesies have all been wrong, but that both Jewish and Christian apocalyptic thinking is based on the belief of a small out group that God will intervene in the immediate f*ture to put things right and punish the worldly and powerful. These people want the world to end. Sad.
  27. ericcrossi
    Amateur Astrologist's False Observation Leads to Mass Suicide in 1997 at 5/21/2011 12:50 AM
    Ummm...astrologist? Or astronomist? I think you mean astronomer.
  28. landskroon
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/20/2011 3:19 PM
    Thankgod certain religions make themself rediculous, if only god would finish it.
  29. Grey
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/20/2011 2:59 PM
    I'm a Christian I laughed my ass off!
  30. reboho
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/20/2011 2:27 PM
    What about the Millerites and the Great Disappointment? \nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millerism\nThe fallout resulted in the establishment of the Seventh Day Adventists.
  31. Gurgel
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/20/2011 2:24 PM
    You missed the greatest of them all, the oldest and wrongest doomsday prediction ever. Jesus himself promised that the world would end within a generation. Oops.\n\nThe most interesting part is that these people actually look forward to the end of the world. That has to be the ultimate mark of loserdom.
    1. Fishy
      The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/21/2011 2:01 PM
      not true about Jesus. Jesus never said that it would come in the next generation. He stated that he was coming back SOON, which then (actually the fallible basis for the current end of the world prediction) is cross referenced in 1 Peter saying that with God a day is like 1000 years and 1000 years like a day. Showing that soon is a relative term. Think about this, if you believed that this life is misery and beyond it lies the most amazing relationship you've ever had, not only that, but a perfect world, wouldn't you look forward to getting there?
      1. Gurgel
        The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/22/2011 3:08 AM
        Actually he (supposedly) said he'd come back within the current generation. Mark 9:1 "And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power."
        1. JaMaJoh
          The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 7/21/2011 6:55 AM
          In Mark 9:1 Jesus was speaking of the Kingdom of Grace which is the rule of Christ in the hearts of his family of believers. See also Luke 17:20,21. BTY I'm married to a Gurgel.
        1. jibbyjeff
          The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/23/2011 1:42 PM
          HE was referring in this verse to the outpouring at Pentecost which is in acts chapter 2. That's the power that He referred to.
  32. steinmasta
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/20/2011 7:24 AM
    All of the idiots who believe in this garbage deserve to drop out of med school.
    1. Zachary
      The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 12/08/2011 12:14 PM
      needgod.com
    1. Kristen
      The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 9/02/2011 8:25 AM
      Amen. ha.
  33. ntech
    The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/19/2011 10:45 PM
    Why Harold Camping may not be so far off on this prediction.\nSomething to consider. Per Matthew 24 and Mark 13 he tells us the events to look for that announce the coming of the end of the world and his return. The event that marked the start of the end of the world?\nMatthew 24-14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come. \nAnd Mark 13-10 And the gospel must first be published among all nations.\nProphecy fulfilled. \nAnd another detail added by Luke 21-24 And they shall fall by the edge of the sword, and shall be led away captive into all nations: and Jerusalem shall be trodden down of the Gentiles, until the times of the Gentiles be fulfilled. Another prophecy fulfilled in 1967 when Israel captured Jerusalem.\nIt would appear the prerequisites for the Apocalypse are taken care of.
    1. steinmasta
      The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/20/2011 7:16 AM
      Too bad the bible is a fairy tale.
      1. Jebby
        The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/21/2011 5:27 PM
        Well at least it's a better fairy tale then evolution. Takes some real faith to believe that nonsense
        1. kabivose
          The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/26/2011 9:44 AM
          I know it's a bad idea to reply to trolls, but the reason almost everyone that's had a decent education believes in evolution is that they've seen the evidence. The Young Earth fundamentalist Christians have yet to explain why God would create a world which looked exactly as if it were already billions of years old. They have also yet to explain why the night sky appears to show a universe billions of years older and immensely huger than the tiny thing God is said to have created.
          1. kiltygiu
            The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/28/2011 4:02 PM
            Excuse me....I do believe God created the whole universe, dummy. And I find it really funny that you say decent educated people believe in evolution. I happen to know many people with a very nice education that believe in the Bible and I know many people who were once strong atheist who know believe in God. So, you can stop insulting people's religions, thanks
        1. xXdarkness777
          The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/21/2011 8:13 PM
          so you're saying a fairytale is better than actual facts and ACTUAL evidence of Evolution
          1. crazymonkey
            The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 5/22/2011 2:50 AM
            oh dear...here we go again...
            1. MessengerofGod
              The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 6/06/2011 10:02 PM
              Someday when Jesus does come back it will not matter what people believe or say, eternity is certain and i would rather base my life off this so-called fairy tale which has been around before any of you were ever thought of and has stood the test of times for thousands of years, than to put my fate in the hands of scientist, whose data is so minute and based off of mostly theories and speculation. How many of you have actually studied evolution to know whether it is really true or not? You believe what you want to believe and think that it is okay. Your unbelief will not save you from an eternity separated from God. So very sad people would actually believe everything just happened. Educated or not that is very ignorant and frightening. I just saw this website and was disgusted by what I read. You people think your so smart and you have so much pride. Life didn't just happen because of evolution. Things don't evolve from particles into life as we no it, it's just not possible. There is a creator just as there is a creator of this website, except this Creator will judge everyone for their sin and you cannot escape. Repent now before it is too late. Someday it will be and there will be nothing anyone can do about it. And these scientist who try to take away from God will be in the same place. Wake up and don't be left behind. Salvation is today.
              1. JussAHuman
                The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 7/01/2011 9:26 PM
                I believe that God will end the world when he wants to end the world. That is beyond human understanding, if I make any sense. I am kind of scared its about to end but everyone says the world is gonna end during their period of time. Thats bcs things cant seem to get worse than it already is. I kno the end is coming. It can be tomorrow in 2 years or in 50 o perhaps after i die and a millenia after. I dnt know. Im juss a human trying to make it through my daily life. When it does come be ready that's all i have to say. Oh and the bible is not a fairy tale and I am not a monkey and neither where my ancestors. If that was so... how come we still have monkeys around today?
                1. Logic
                  The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs at 7/11/2011 11:17 AM
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFjoEgYOgRo



                  Hmmm...who seems crazier here...

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