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That F*cking Balloon Kid - Spider-Man 2As the video demonstrates, even this kid's parents can't stand being around him for very long.BUY @ AMAZON
Widely considered one of the worst side quests in a game consisting mainly of crappy, reccurring side quests, Balloon Kid is so needy that it borders on supervillainy.
Spidey is such a nice guy, not only does he take the time out between beating up evil doers and saving the city to find this idiotic kid's balloon (which really, balloons cost like a dollar), but he puts in quite a bit of effort. Of course by the 30th balloon one must wonder why these parents are wasting their money on this whiny little brat.
It just seems that Spider-Man has better things to do with his time. Like saving that same window washer dangling from a building for the 50th time. Maybe some people in New York just need to die, Spider-Man.
If it weren't for the bonuses these dumbass tasks unlocked, I'd just ignore them, and if possible, kill these characters. And you would too. Why can't Rockstar make the Spider-Man games?
Navi - Ocarina of TimeIf you have ever played Ocarina of TIme then you have probably had the same stress-related dreams that have plagued me since 1998. You are walking along, having a great time doing whatever and then you you hear it. "Hey!". "Hey!". "Hey!". "Hey! Listen!" coming from a floating ball of light, that you can't get rid of no matter how fast, or how far (trust me, I've tried) you run.BUY @ AMAZON
That irratating floating orb is Navi, and she is probably the most annoying guiding character/NPC in video game history. ALL OF VIDEO GAME HISTORY.
Well, a lot of it -- and largely because of what this character does to fairies, conceptually. Remember when fairies were a good thing in Zelda games past? You catch one and keep it around for a quick heal up. You find a glen of fairies and they increase your health. Wouldn't it be nice to have one around you all the time to help you out? Sure, if that's what she did. Instead she just yells at you like the worst back seat driver since your nearsighted grandmother. What is so important that she is screaming at you? Could be a monster or epic weapon, though it is probably just a hidden rupee in a bush.
The Nintendo 64 was a huge upgrade from the Super Nintendo, but Navi made a good case against having voices in Zelda games.
Slippy Frog - Star FoxI have no idea why Fox would keep Slippy around. There have to be other choices for mechanics in the universe that doesn't involve a whiny frog in a trucker hat. They're in space ships, possibly in oxygen-free atmospheres, and he's in a f*cking trucker hat.BUY @ AMAZON
In the original Star Fox game all the dialog was text based, which made Slippy's stupid banter endurable since you could just skip through it without more than a simple croak.
Once they got more advanced, and gave voice to the character, I have to wonder why they chose to go with probably the most irritating voice imaginable. It's not even the voice actors, it's the way they choose to convey his absolute, unbridled cowardice coupled with his horribly jarring enthusiasm.
It's like they specifically designed the character to inspire the player to consider killing a teammate rather than listen to another annoying "Nooooo!"
He may as well be saying "Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!"
Sticky - Fallout 3Sticky is just a normal kid growing up in the harsh barren lands of a post-apocalyptic Earth. But he's a piece of sh*t. Oh yeah, it's also his birthday. He's a grown man now, so he has to find his way to the big city. (Well, Big Town that is.)BUY @ AMAZON
But too bad there is no one out there to give him an escort. Oh, wait. You will? Wonderful.
Escort missions are bad enough to begin with. You usually have to take a weak character on an aggravatingly long path, through terrain infested with the hardest monsters the game designers can throw at you, all whilst making sure that the person who you'rre guarding doesn't die.
It's a pain in the ass.
What makes this case even worse is that Sticky is an annoying little ponce who won't shut his goddamn mouth.
Sure you can load him up with weapons and armor so it's harder for him to die, but that won't stop him from telling you the story about the robot hero. Over and over and over and over again.
You can ask him to stop, but he won't. You can even try to convince him to shut up, but if you fail, I sure hope you like having everything you say repeated, because that's what he will do for the rest of the trip.
It's not really the monsters you have to worry about killing Sticky. It's you. Sure, it's satisfying to see his little head explode, knowing that he will never open his stupid mouth hole again, but if you want his caps you have to reload.
*Spoiler Alert* If you do make it through the journey without giving in to the urge to disembowel him, Sticky will either get himself blown up on mines scattered around the entrance to Big Town, or he will survive and then stiff you on the caps he owes you anyway. A complete piece of sh*t.
Adoring Fan - OblivionWho doesn't like having fans? Someone to idolize you, tell you how great you are and even carry things for you. Sounds great, right? Well, it would be if the fan wasn't an absolute waste of life.BUY @ AMAZON
In Oblivion you can earn lots of different ranks by completing tasks. One of the greatest is achieved by working your way through the different fights in the Arena and becoming Grand Champion. Once you are the great hero, you will come across a villager, known only as Adoring Fan. At first he just wants to fawn over you, but then he asks you if he can follow you around and just watch your great deeds.
If you accept, he will do just that, follow you. Everywhere. Most of the time it's fine, because unlike Sticky from Fallout 3, he doesn't talk much except to expound on how awesome you are from time to time. (Though that does get annoying pretty quickly, surprisingly.)
In fact, you can even use him as a walking flashlight since he lights a torch when it gets dark, so you don't have to.
That is pretty much where his uses come to an end.
If you get into a fight, don't expect him to help you.
He won't even draw the attention of the creature attacking you to cause distraction. He just runs away (if you're lucky). Most of the time he will get in your way, forcing you to kill him. If that happens though, don't worry, he is apparently immortal, because in a few hours (game time) he will reappear to "help" you some more.
It just goes to show you that fame isn't all it's cut out to be.
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