German Dad Castrates Teenage Daughter's 57-year-old Boyfriend
On December 12, Helmut Seifert did what every protective father would do after finding out their teenage daughter was dating a 57-year-old man -- he cut his balls off. Granted, most parents would only envision doing it in the privacy of their own homes/minds, but Seifert went on and actually did it.
How did they do it? Here's how...
He and his two friends went to the home of Phillip Genscher--the f*ture eunuch--and castrated him with a bread knife. That's right, a bread knife.
To his defense though, Seifert says that he went to the police before taking actions into his own hands. But since the police couldn't do anything (they probably saw cutting off a man's only reason for living as "crime" or something), he began his own search for the sharpest bread knife at home he could find.
Too add insult to soul-crushing injury, Seifert actually then ran away with Genscher's severed t*******s, so that they would not be able to be reattached. Also probably to frighten his teenage daughter to never, ever date a man whose t*******s sagged in that "if you had a towel made out of old grapes" way again.Click here for more on the story.
Bored and High Parents Tape Toddler To A Wall
Jayla Hamm and Corde Honea were bored and high one day in January so they did just about the most humane thing they could think of for entertainment: they tortured Jayla's 2-year-old son.
The two taped the toddler to a wall against his will and took pictures of the "hilaaaaarious" situation. They also snapped photos of the toddler with his hands bound in tape to resemble stubs, cause how funny is it when you bind a toddler to look disabled and like he's suffered through some horrible tragedy, am I right guys?...
18-year-old Jayla was so proud of her documentation that she showed her pictures to a friend, who, like the rest of the world would hopefully do, reported the incident to the cops. Police examined the photos and said that the child's face looks "terrified."
Jayla was sentenced just a measly 10 days in prison and two years probation while her jackal boyfriend Cordea got 36 to 60 months for additional separate burglary and firearm charges cause why not, you know? Might as well, while he was there.See here for the disgusting photos, one in which these two insane, sick bastards taped the boy's sippy cup to the wall.
Mother Kills Infant For Interrupting Farmville Game
Alexandra V. Tobias, whose haunting, lifeless, Forest Whitaker stare you will never be able to unsee, was playing Farmville on Facebook, like any healthy psychopath does, when she was (rudely) interrupted by her 3-month old baby's (incessant) crying (most likely because it probably hadn't been fed for a day and a half or because it knew that its mom was playing Farmville instead of, you know, RAISING it.)
Alexandra was in the middle of an intense game of Farmville , where she was most likely deciding how much money to spend on her latest crop of fake tomatoes, so naturally, any interruption had to be met with swift justice and a steady, iron hand.
She shook her young, 3-month old baby, as any suitable mother knows to do, in order to get her rage out/to calm him down. She then took a smoke break to compose herself (no, really she actually did this) and shook him again, like that one scene in Airplane! only in real life, with a baby and sadder.
After the second shaking, the baby was dead, as it had been rattled/shaken to death.
A woman shook her baby to death because the baby interrupted Farmville. That's right, FARMVILLE.
Here's a video that describes exactly why this is the most absurd game that could possibly lead to this type of behavior. Maybe if it was a first person shooter, maybe if it were an MMORPG where thousands of hours of work were at stake, or maybe even if it was a real "game", would this have made absolutely ANY sense (and even then, it wouldn't), but the fact that she lost her sense of control because her baby interrupted what is arguably the worst game (worst thing? Let's go with worst "thing") in the history of games, is what adds insult to this very, very tragic injury.
According to Mashable, some "players" of the overhyped, overused Tomagochi syndicate known as "Farmville" have found it so addicting that they'Âve lost their jobs and racked up debts heavier than $1,000 trying to rack up points in a thankless, terrible and fake environment where fun and real gaming go to die (Farmville).
Dad Leaves 5-Week-Old Baby In Oven Overnight
Larry Long called a mental health crisis line after he found out what he did.
After smoking marijuana at the restaurant where he works as a cook, the Kentucky man came home to have a couple of drinks with Brandy Hatton, the mother of a 5-week-old baby. Hatton had four or five shots of whiskey while Long finished the bottle, which was apparently enough for him to black-out to the point of leaving a baby in the oven.
The next morning Hatton woke to cries of her baby coming from the oven, which was left slightly open and, thankfully, not turned on. The baby was in there for several hours, but was found unharmed. Police arrested Long and charged him with wanton endangerment and the baby has since been removed from the mother's care.Click here for the full article.