The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever Anything

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The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever

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Not to be outdone by the Twilight crowd, here are the 13 craziest moments in Harry Potter fandom, including the 13 craziest Harry Potter tattoos of all time on page 3. Now that the films for one of the biggest cultural phenomenons of the last 10 years comes is out, insane fans are geeking out in full form. Check out this list to vote on the Harry Potter movies from best to worst.

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    Tom Felton (Malfoy) Fan Offers to Adopt Him

    While visiting America, Tom Felton, who plays Harry Potter's sub-nemesis Draco Malfoy, got a great taste of what it's like to be famous in the good ol' US of A when a Harry Potter fan offered to adopt him.

    That's right, someone offered to become his legal guardian while he was still underage, and to take them to their house, and then to eventually live in a house with him named after his character in the films (Malfoy Manor).

    The man then showed him documentation and sent him documents (the ones he actually needed) to disown his parents and move in with him.

    I know. I know.

    (Source)
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    An Entire Species of Owl is Brought to Endangerment

    We all remember Hedwig, the snowy white owl companion of Harry Potter and arguably one of the best fictional pets ever, from the films and the books as the only owl you've ever seen that doesn't look like a demon.

    But perhaps history will now remember Hedwig as the owl that endangered her species.

    Hedwig increased the owl-hunting and owl-poaching business single-handed in India, as birthday boys demanded owls as presents while hunters shot white owls down -- probably to decorate the dining room mantles of their sick, twisted, "we couldn't just buy them the plushie" household.

    The carnage wa so extensive that J.K. Rowling had to speak out and bring awareness to this sensitive issue. "If it is true that anybody has been influenced by my books to think that an owl would be happiest shut in a small cage and kept in a house, I would like to take this opportunity to say as forcefully as I can: please don’t." She should've done her research and made Harry Potter's pet a pigeon. At least then we'd be accomplishing something.

    It remains to be seen whether her statements will help fight the declining white owl population since while some fans will demand the owls as birthday presents, others will hold owl sacrifices to drive away evil spirits (like Voldemort).
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    Some Guy Photoshops Emma Watson's Head Onto CP (Child Pornography)

    Here's the news headline: "Loner who superimposed Harry Potter star Emma Watson's face on to child p*********y is spared jail."

    Makes sense, though. It was only 2,000 images on his computer. We all have files that big, right?... right?

    And another perfectly normal thing he did was super-impose his head onto other Harry Potter characters' bodies in movie stills he had to get "closer" to her.

    These were among some of the tamer things that were found on internet stalker, pedophile and overall real-life-Phillip-Seymour-Hoffman-from-Happiness John Cavanaugh's Chamber of Secrets.

    He was let go, though, because the judge realized that he wasn't spreading them, he was just keeping them, and everyone felt sorry for the guy because, yes, he is just that pathetic.

    "He just thinks Emma Watson is hot, like the rest of the world", you say? Well, if that were true, he'd have superimposed his head on paparazzi or beach pics, not movie stills from the popular franchise. This guy just wanted to be her Ron. *shiver*

    Source.

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    The Creepiest, Most Endearing Harry Potter Fan Meets the Cast

    Here's some back story: a Japanese show held a contest where 10,000 insane Harry Potter fans competed for a chance to visit the UK set of the Half-Blood Prince movie and meet the stars in person. A girl named Kana won. Needless to say, to win the contest, you need to have the ability for your insanity to exponentially grow to uncharted levels.

    Enter the showpieces where Kana tries on a hat and is faux-stalked by different members of the cast.

    When Rupert Grint dorkily sneaks up on Kana at 4:33, his appearance practically sucks all the breath out of her body. When she regains composure, she does the creepiest thing she does in the whole video:

    She asks what she also asks of Daniell Radcliffe, which is sheepily ask "Touch Ok?". After she gets confirmation that "touch" is "ok", she touches the celebrities' faces and then smells her fingers.

    This means that either Ron Weasley's eyelashes were made of a fine, sophisticated cut of cocaine or she's just really that Buffalo-Billesque.

    The only recourse the audience and Rupert had at this insane, insane moment was to laugh with the nervousness of a man about to die.

    But that's not even comparable to when she meets Daniel Radcliffe, which needs to be seen to be believed.

    1:02. Longest hand-shake ever, complete with sparkly Japanese game show sound effects and a hilariously awkward Daniel Radcliffe saying the same two words over and over again in a situation where really, what DO you say?

    And if you go to 2:37 of the video, you will witness the best of moment of the entire interview (and of this young girl's life) and a pretty accurate summary of what she does the entire time.

    You need to watch 2:37 of this video. This girl is the cutest non-fictional psychopath in television history.
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    Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction

    Harry Potter slashfiction (a lot of which can be found Here) is basically fan erotica (which are pornographic stories) about the Harry Potter cast.

    Let me repeat this: erotic fiction about the under-aged KIDS in all the Harry Potter books.

    Some popular pages (after only my first try at the ol' Google) lead to entire sites filled with links to download word files or dumps of certain stories starring the following combos of dudes either passionately touching, holding back sexual desires (which are clearly thought-upon in the narrative of the stories) and coming-of-age (no pun intended) "curiosity" stories.

    Here are some combos:

    Draco/Harry (for a kind of disturbing artist's rendering, click here, you've been warned, it cannot be unseen.)
    Draco/Ron
    Harry/George
    Remus/Kingsley
    All of which are marked PG or PG-13... UNTIL you get to the NC-17 submissions like

    Snape/Lupin, Harry/Draco
    Snape/Hermione
    Remus/Severus/Hermione
    and
    Draco/Remus

    *Shiver* Seriously Internet, WTF?

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  1. Borys
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 11/04/2012 3:30 PM
    Superb harry potter crazy fansthing here.
  2. Muffley
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 10/10/2012 4:30 PM
    Superior crazy harry potter fansthing here.
  3. Jackson Dulemba
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 9/14/2012 7:30 PM
    Choice harry potter tattoothing here.
  4. seriously?
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 4/23/2012 10:32 AM
    You've got a pretty weird understandig of 'crazy'. Sure, getting the faces of movie stars tattooed on your whole body or stalking emma watson is creepy and kind of pathetic.
    What is wrong with Wizard Rock - or writing fan fiction, for that matter? Just people expressing their creativity, combined with something they love. Hard to see what's so crazy about that. (And if your talking about pornographic story and act like pornographic equals homosexual stories, that's highly hypocritical. Pornographic stories about opposite-sex couples are ok then? Yeah right.)
    All in all, I fail to see why writing a song for fun or translate a text you love is something to laugh at people for. It's funny how you brand that last one as crazy - I guess your an English native speaker so you can't imagine what it's like when something is not available in your language (yet). Pretty narrow-minded.
    Of course there are crazy people in the world. But if you mingle all these things together in one list (really creepy things and things that just aren't included in everyones daily life), you are just trying to to portray yourself as that "normal, healthy person who wouldn't do such crazy things". Keep shouting "Look at those freaks!" if it makes you feel better. And decide for yourself who's happier with what they do, you or the freaks.
  5. thegame
    And Now, A Whole Gallery of Harry Potter Tattoos at 3/29/2012 9:57 PM
    The tattoo on the guys forehead is just a temporary tattoo that barnes and noble handed out during the release of the last book.
  6. godric
    Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction at 2/02/2012 11:00 PM
    Next time look up the definition of slash fan fiction before you piss everyone off. JK Rowling even said Remus loved Sirius [I believe] and if not, at least we see it.
  7. Hans
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 1/24/2012 2:41 PM
    Harry Potterotica is just weird,
  8. love
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 10/30/2011 10:09 PM
    Let me repeat this: erotic fiction about the under-aged KIDS in all the Harry Potter books. love quotes
  9. gryffind0r12
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 8/27/2011 6:11 PM
    That awkward moment when you assume all Wrock bands consist of single virgins.

    Uh you're wrong.
  10. CecilyE
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 8/25/2011 7:49 PM
    This is all mostly harmless, at worst pathetic, but I do wish people would be more considerate to Emma Watson. Can you imagine all the horrible Emma Watson / Hermione themed things she's seen that she can't unsee? She gets so much more pervy attention and lewd comments because she's a girl. And she has remained a gracious, incredibly sensitive young lady. Clearly she is a very special and beautiful person, Harry Potter aside. So treat her like one!
  11. Sesca
    Harry Potter Theme Park Opening Day at 7/03/2011 9:46 PM
    i must admit...i was one of the crazy fans out there that day. i didn't get there at 5 in the morning, but i did get there at 7 and stood in line for 7.5 hours (not exaggerating) waiting to get in. it was definitely worth it, though, and i know i'd do it again too.
  12. JennyHurley
    Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction at 7/02/2011 4:32 PM
    Oh rule 34, WHYYYY do you have no exceptions?????
  13. spiiryt
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 7/01/2011 2:48 AM
    This was a bit over the top... Sure there are some very creepy stories in here, but what's wrong with Wizard Rock? I think it's funny, and shows that the fans of HP are creative, talented, and humorous. And the guy in #9? He reads the books and has merchandise... I would have LOVED to wear wizards robes to my prom! And even slash fiction? Would non-slash fiction be ok then?
  14. tesharasox
    Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction at 4/23/2011 1:05 PM
    If you think HP has anything on the Star Trek fandom you haven't been on the internet long. Slash does not equal cross-gen. A lot of slash does not involve anything sexual. It just means two characters (or more) are gay. Most adult writers write adult characters. If they don't, its usually treated as a YA would treat it. Most NC-17 fics are on specific sites. You're not going to stumble across it unless you're looking.
  15. nelsonanaya
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 1/04/2011 3:44 AM
    This spring! I'm going this summer when the Harry Potter convention is running in Orlando!
    colonlipo.net/
  16. marykat12345
    Emma Watson Stalked By Harvard Students at 12/30/2010 6:10 PM
    Emma watson is amazing and i love he new hair cut!
  17. Cat
    Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction at 12/25/2010 10:55 AM
    You missed out Fred/George... so very very wrong...
  18. nerd
    Comic-Con at 11/24/2010 8:40 PM
    Those tshirts were freebies. Everyone was wearing them. Doesnt make him a fan?
  19. fangirl
    Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction at 11/24/2010 8:38 PM
    Well, to be fair, most of the people (I know) who wrote HP fanfic WERE underaged (15 year olds righting about 15 year olds) when they wrote the stuff... i cant vouche for everyone tho. (but again, EVERY fandom has fanfic. no really. rule 34)
  20. omni
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 11/24/2010 7:52 PM
    I don't get how slash fic is crazier than any other sort of fic, to be honest.
  21. paris_below
    The Entire Wizard Rock Scene at 11/24/2010 9:10 AM
    lol omg! i love it! XD its so cheesy and fun!
  22. Ejigantor
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 11/20/2010 2:56 AM
    That Hedwig tattoo is actually pretty nice. The art is good, and if you aren't familiar with HP (I guess if you'd lived under a rock for the past decade) you would see a caged owl with some books and writing tools, and probably think it's 'deep'
  23. anon
    Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction at 11/19/2010 3:42 PM
    somehow you have missed that most HP slash fic is written by underage kids. Nothing wrong with 13-year-olds perving on fictional 13-year-olds. And most of the p**n that is written by adults involves either the kids after they have grown up, or about adults, like Sirius and Remus.

    Also, not all slash is p**n. Some of it is just romance.
  24. ingie
    French Kid Translates Book Into French, Releases His Version at 11/19/2010 2:03 AM
    Erm, well, here in Poland we had a group of people who were so upset with having to wait half a year for a translation that they have translated the whole books - yeah, bookS, we're talking Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows here - in a month (just to prove a point!) and posted it online. They called themselves a Whistler's Army (Armia Świstaka). And it's illegal here, too ;).
  25. someone
    The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 11/18/2010 11:58 AM
    Nice to see someone writing about fan craziness in a non-mean way. At least it could've been so much worse.
    1. Mark
      The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 11/18/2010 12:39 PM
      Thanks, I tried to be gentle. If you notice in "Related Lists", I was not as kind to the Twilight crowd...
      1. Ruthie
        The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 11/20/2010 9:51 PM
        Right, because Twilight fans don't deserve gentility as do the more "socially acceptable fanatics" of Harry Potter. That makes sense. I enjoyed your list, but you should consider going back and proof reading a bit...
        1. WitchArachne
          The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 12/15/2010 6:42 PM
          *proofreading. It's one word. Or a hyphenated word, if you must.
          1. Mark
            The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever at 4/18/2011 1:47 PM
            BOOM!

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