Gary Busey on "Prayer Hour"Watch this video.
Before you get all up in arms again about the liberal agenda and the war on Christianity, keep in mind that Gary Busey is a special kind of crazy with an acronym for everything. In 2008 on "Prayer Hour," that acronym was:
BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving EarthDo you love it?
The thing is that "Prayer Hour" is not a real show, and Pastor Shepherd is not a real pastor. The other thing is that I honestly can't tell whether or not Busey knew that when he agreed to record this interview. Could he be that good of an actor? Or is he just that crazy? The only thing I'm sure about is that he came up with this line himself:
Yeah! Let's go to commercial. I hope it's something about toilet fish.
Gary Busey Scratches Himself, Takes Over Red Carpet InterviewThe video above says it all. Not only does Busey answer a question about what he thinks about The Oscars like this:
"The beautiful thing about the truth is, the truth requires your questions. Therefore, there is no competition in art.... L.A. County is like a huge tortilla. It spreads everywhere."
Then in the second half of the video, you get Busey at his craziest/weirdest. He seems like a nice guy.
Gary Busey Goes Nuts on Fan At an Autograph SigningAt an autograph signing, Gary Busey misspelled a man's name when making an autograph out to him. The man in question, who paid $30 for the autograph, tried to correct him, with ridiculous consequences.
The following is a recreation of (almost) exactly what happened. I can imagine him saying all of this.
Gary Busey Takes on The ApprenticeHas someone ever asked you a direct question you didn't want to answer? Take a cue from the Gary Busey Book of Conflict Avoidance: just answer a different question. Or say something that doesn't make sense. Anything, really. If you're Gary Busey, he'll let it slide - even if the inquisitor is an egomaniac like Donald Trump. On "The Celebrity Apprentice" in 2011:
TRUMP - Gary, who is your best team member?Did you know that Lil Jon is an antagonist in Gary Busey's heart? I might like that job. And, of course, another acronym for good measure:
BUSEY - All of them.
TRUMP - Did you catch a cold outside or something?
BUSEY - No, I played the part of a pepperoni prophet.
TRUMP - What could your team have done better?
BUSEY - What we could have done better was everything we did on the day of the task.
TRUMP - What does that mean?
BUSEY - That means we did better.
LUCKY - "Living Under Correct Knowledge Yearly"Ivanka Trump might be the only person who can get away with asking, "How do you come up with this stu-hu-ha-ha-huff?"
Gary Busey's Motivational SpeechesPerhaps the craziest thing about Gary Busey is that every once in a while, he kind of makes sense. After all, Gary Busey doesn't give a sh*t what other people think about him, so why should you? The next time you're having a bad day, feeling down in the dumps, or need a good mirthful laugh, heed his words:
This is the sail on your boat of life. The ocean is a spirit. The ocean is your imagination. The ocean is your power. The ocean is your emotion. The sail on the boat is the Golden Rule. The wind that catches the sail and pushes the boat into a lovely sunset of tropical design with the double rainbow... That wind is your spirit.I'm painting that on the wall in my future kid's room. I am.
You're in a boat. You choose the color of the boat.
It's great to be alive.
Yeah, yeah that's good. Remember that.
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