The 13 Greatest Sports Stadium Sex Stories

Finally! A logical and sensible reason for accusations of stadium bathroom stall sex! At the 39 year old attorney's charges of "obstruting and trespassing the women's restroom" with an actual woman in tow, he claims, by word of King County Sheriff Urquhart, says he "was going to the bathroom."

An account of the attorney having had been "drinking and was argumentative" by the sheriff still doesn't "prove any sexual acts were carried through", and their only source of evidence seems to be "quite a long lineup "of women in line for the restroom upon official's arrivals.

Give credit where credit is due, and leave it up to a prosecutor to come up with such a simply technical and rational response of not using, but "going" to the restroom as a reply to having public sex.

Never try and catch a lawyer doing something illegal, folks.

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Having expected to spend quality time with his six-year old son at the Opening Day at the White Sox Park, die hard Sox fan Dr. Paul Nemeth ended up leaving the game "disgusted." It was during accompanying his son to the restroom that Nemeth describes the sight, "The toes were pointing up, the legs were shaking and quivering... all you had to see was the legs quivering to know something was going on."

Most likely because the man has never made a woman feel that. The proof is in the remaining paragraphs...

Nemeth didn't realize just how much was going on in there, and as a trained physician, Nemeth's initial instinct was to ensure the safety of those who were possibly suffering in the stall, as hinted by the moans and murmurs coming from the single stall. Surely someone was dying.

Nemeth's offer of help by kicking the stall to ensue a reaction was turned down by a woman who yelled, "HEY, STOP!"

Nemeth was still at a loss for exactly what was going on as he speculates during that point in time, "something was going on and I had interrupted."

The obviously-homeschooled Dr. Nemeth's speculations were validated once a man followed by a "scurrying" woman exited the stall, receiving the cheers and adoration of a crowd surrounding the stall.

The man, in apparent acceptance of the applause, pumped his arms up in the air in victory (having just finished a few minutes of hardcore pumping in the stall, so this was actually an admirable feat.)

But it wasn't the actual sex encounter that Nemeth was utterly mortified by, but rather the "ecouragement this guy received from the other guys in the bathroom" which he recounts as "probably the most disgusting thing", thus proving his ability to be unperturbed by spontaneous sexual acts, and upholding his moral character by being appalled by the felicitations to such a crime and making sure everyone in the news knew exactly how big the stick up his ass really was.

Anyway, here's a video of the couple coming out of the bathroom stall.



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A perfect example of a couple unfamiliar with the highly fetishized world of performing sexual acts in sports stadiums, this couple made the ignorant mistake of getting caught by taking too long.

This isn't your bedroom, or your nightmares, people, you need to speed it up if you're going to be doing this in public.

Apparently ignorant of the fact that sex in the bathroom stalls of ANY stadium are prone to high traffic and that the act shouldn't be indulged in for more than 10 minutes, these people decided to go for it for almost 30 minutes.

This couple was messy in covering up their tracks as well, as they allowed time for numerous complaints to proceed, notifying officials of a certain act taking place in the stalls of section 336 of the Ralph Wilson stadium, leading to the actual arrest of the couple.

Authorities don't know whether or not they finished, or whether or not they were allowed to finish in their jail cell.

Interestingly enough, the couple arrested (in a women's bathroom -- which is rule #1, they're cleaner, but you never do it in there because only women will call the cops if someone's having sex in the bathroom) were only 2 of 37 people arrested at that particular Jets game.

Maybe it's something in the water.

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Claiming the ever so popular stance of having "no recollection of what took place and therefore is not responsible for her actions, " a 38 year old wife and mother of 3, Lois Feldman failed to recollect her brief sexual encounter with a 26 year old stranger in the stall of the Minneapolis Metrodome at an Iowa Hawkeyes and Minnesota Gophers game.

Discovered at the center of an enthusiastically cheering crowd (which seems to be the norm), Ross Walsh and Lois Feldman, the pro-creative couple who met by a chance encounter, were accounted to be "upset, intoxicated, and uncooperative" by officials in their retrieved state.

Feldman, in denial of the intent of her actions, stands by her accusation of being drugged and declares her actions as "uncharacteristic."

The end result to the unmemorable event was the charge of a misdemeanor for "indecent conduct," Feldman's loss of her job, and her newly ruined life.

And now... Lois Feldman:

This footage from an El Paso college football tournament proves that the thrill of stadium sex transcends time and age.

Skip over to the :12 second mark of the clip to see a clearly pronounced jittering in the pants of the young f*ture internet superstar enjoying the game with his girlfriend, which is so conveniently circled in yellow by the news program to narrow in on the action.

American Journalism at its finest.

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