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The 13 Greatest Sports Stadium Sex Stories

Stadium sex is one of the greatest phenomenons in American history. People caught having sex in sports stadiums are some of the most rare breed of badasses this country has ever known. When the fans look like this can you blame them? So in celebration of the biggest stadium event of the year, The Superbowl, here are the 13 greatest videos and stories of people being caught in public having sex at sports stadiums. Like bosses.

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    Stadium Sex at Its Finest. No, Really.

    This is the greatest, the sexiest and the ballsiest example of stadium sex anyone has ever seen.

    Although at a loss for the specifics of location and date of this incredibly vigorous video, it must be handed to the couple that they present, by far, the most determined and innovative use of space and perceived-privacy in bleacher seating.

    On the constant lookout for possible voyeurs, the couple giggles and pauses in between bouts of squirming and bouncing, as if sitting in the secluded upper section of the stadium on the lap of the dude's spread legs wasn't reason enough to draw suspicion.

    By far the most physically gratifying video of them all, their passion is warranted by their IDGAF mentality (you're welcome for that acronym) which is absolutely necessary when entering the world of stadium sex.

    These two really get down... and it is absolutely amazing. Hats off to America.

    NOTE: This is extremely NSFW, as these people actually have full-on sex in the stands.

    Here's the video:

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    Dallas Cowboys Fans Break in New Bathrooms

    Quite possibly the locale "par d'excellence" for sex in a stadium, the Dallas Cowboys Stadium's Hall of Fame Box-Level bathroom stalls served as this couple's romantic retreat during the fourth quarter of the game (cause everyone knows that's the least important quarter...)

    The couple went so unfazed and so focused on their task at hand that they either failed to notice the crowd of fans armed with cellphone cameras they managed to amass, or simply didn't care.

    When the couple had finished, they got dressed and left the bathroom stall to a round of enthusiastic, voyeuristic and if-you-think-about-it-kinda-creepy applause.

    One of the guys in the crowd said "See you on YouTube!" to which the guy of the two answered "Bring it on!"

    God Bless America

    One savvy voyeur took the initiative to get a better glimpse of the sexual encounter and managed to record three seconds of thrusting action which you can watch yourself by clicking HERE (NSFW, obviously.)

    It's unclear from the video whether protection was used between the woman and the cold, hard, tiled ground, but one can't help but wonder if a more standard missionary or doggy style would have been a more practical position in terms of sanitation and comfort.

    I guess if you manage to start getting down at any public bathroom (this one was actually shockingly clean for a stadium bathroom), you're really not to worried about your knees, butt or the fact that you're probably having sex on someone else's urine.


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    Voyeur Catches Couple in Grand Stands

    Quite tame in comparison to the rest of the clips on the list (tame enough to be on YouTube at least), it's definite who's pleasing who in this clip: the woman is clearly getting off because she's incredibly, incredibly bored with whatever's actually happening in the game.

    Despite the not-so-graphic nature and lack of detail to the clip, it nevertheless proves the shameless acts of raunchiness and the desperate means of sex couples seem to have kind of a calling (if not community?) in various sports stadiums throughout the country.

    Either that or women just really would rather be doing stuff that benefits both parties (most of the time) than sitting and watching a game around a bunch of people who were raised before deodorant was invented.

    And now, a woman pleasuring herself and making out with her boyfriend due to a game that she obviously wanted absolutely nothing to do with.

    The frustrating part for men must be... what if he did the same thing at the ballet?

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    Mutual Hand Jivin' at the Stadium

    It's one thing to receive a hand job from your sweetheart at your favorite sports game, but this man goes beyond and makes the grand gesture of delivering the favor to his precious by sticking his hands down her pants and expressing his generous character by playing DJ for a bit during a game.

    The couple was so involved in their awesome debauchery that they failed to notice the thousands of people surrounding them in the bleachers, or at least they failed to see the tone of people who were watching -- including the internet heroes that were videotaping the man's feeble attempt at pleasuring his girlfriend/wife.

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    HJ at Tampa Bay

    Caught in the act! Her concealing smile and lurking eyes do nothing to hide what's going on in the Southern region of that dude's body.

    Starting at the :04 second mark, prime footage of the woman pleasing her man is captured, her eyes noticeably scanning the crowd, but look a little closer, and as the camera pans out, her jerking arm is unmistakeable.

    What makes this clip absolutely great is his uncontainable enthusiasm played off as rooting for his favorite team, while his significant other deviously scans the crowd to make sure their privacy is safe.

    Unfortunately, both of them failed to realize that the big screen had captured their shenanigans on camera for the entire stadium, and therefore the world, to see.

    The greatest part is the guy celebrating and the girl, slowly, making one of the biggest mistakes of her life.

    Baseball Game Handjob in the Stands - Watch more Funny Videos

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    Qwest Field, Prosecutor Arrested for Bathroom Sex

    Finally! A logical and sensible reason for accusations of stadium bathroom stall sex! At the 39 year old attorney's charges of "obstruting and trespassing the women's restroom" with an actual woman in tow, he claims, by word of King County Sheriff Urquhart, says he "was going to the bathroom."

    An account of the attorney having had been "drinking and was argumentative" by the sheriff still doesn't "prove any sexual acts were carried through", and their only source of evidence seems to be "quite a long lineup "of women in line for the restroom upon official's arrivals.

    Give credit where credit is due, and leave it up to a prosecutor to come up with such a simply technical and rational response of not using, but "going" to the restroom as a reply to having public sex.

    Never try and catch a lawyer doing something illegal, folks.


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    Sox Park Opening Day Bathroom Stall Sex Ruins Family Outing

    Having expected to spend quality time with his six-year old son at the Opening Day at the White Sox Park, die hard Sox fan Dr. Paul Nemeth ended up leaving the game "disgusted." It was during accompanying his son to the restroom that Nemeth describes the sight, "The toes were pointing up, the legs were shaking and quivering... all you had to see was the legs quivering to know something was going on."

    Most likely because the man has never made a woman feel that. The proof is in the remaining paragraphs...

    Nemeth didn't realize just how much was going on in there, and as a trained physician, Nemeth's initial instinct was to ensure the safety of those who were possibly suffering in the stall, as hinted by the moans and murmurs coming from the single stall. Surely someone was dying.

    Nemeth's offer of help by kicking the stall to ensue a reaction was turned down by a woman who yelled, "HEY, STOP!"

    Nemeth was still at a loss for exactly what was going on as he speculates during that point in time, "something was going on and I had interrupted."

    The obviously-homeschooled Dr. Nemeth's speculations were validated once a man followed by a "scurrying" woman exited the stall, receiving the cheers and adoration of a crowd surrounding the stall.

    The man, in apparent acceptance of the applause, pumped his arms up in the air in victory (having just finished a few minutes of hardcore pumping in the stall, so this was actually an admirable feat.)

    But it wasn't the actual sex encounter that Nemeth was utterly mortified by, but rather the "ecouragement this guy received from the other guys in the bathroom" which he recounts as "probably the most disgusting thing", thus proving his ability to be unperturbed by spontaneous sexual acts, and upholding his moral character by being appalled by the felicitations to such a crime and making sure everyone in the news knew exactly how big the stick up his ass really was.

    Anyway, here's a video of the couple coming out of the bathroom stall.


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    College Football Fan Makes Hand Signals

    This footage from an El Paso college football tournament proves that the thrill of stadium sex transcends time and age.

    Skip over to the :12 second mark of the clip to see a clearly pronounced jittering in the pants of the young f*ture internet superstar enjoying the game with his girlfriend, which is so conveniently circled in yellow by the news program to narrow in on the action.

    American Journalism at its finest.

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    Ralph Wilson Stadium Bathroom Sex at Jets-Bills Game

    A perfect example of a couple unfamiliar with the highly fetishized world of performing sexual acts in sports stadiums, this couple made the ignorant mistake of getting caught by taking too long.

    This isn't your bedroom, or your nightmares, people, you need to speed it up if you're going to be doing this in public.

    Apparently ignorant of the fact that sex in the bathroom stalls of ANY stadium are prone to high traffic and that the act shouldn't be indulged in for more than 10 minutes, these people decided to go for it for almost 30 minutes.

    This couple was messy in covering up their tracks as well, as they allowed time for numerous complaints to proceed, notifying officials of a certain act taking place in the stalls of section 336 of the Ralph Wilson stadium, leading to the actual arrest of the couple.

    Authorities don't know whether or not they finished, or whether or not they were allowed to finish in their jail cell.

    Interestingly enough, the couple arrested (in a women's bathroom -- which is rule #1, they're cleaner, but you never do it in there because only women will call the cops if someone's having sex in the bathroom) were only 2 of 37 people arrested at that particular Jets game.

    Maybe it's something in the water.


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    Lois Feldman Has Some Minneapolis Metrodome Sex

    Claiming the ever so popular stance of having "no recollection of what took place and therefore is not responsible for her actions, " a 38 year old wife and mother of 3, Lois Feldman failed to recollect her brief sexual encounter with a 26 year old stranger in the stall of the Minneapolis Metrodome at an Iowa Hawkeyes and Minnesota Gophers game.

    Discovered at the center of an enthusiastically cheering crowd (which seems to be the norm), Ross Walsh and Lois Feldman, the pro-creative couple who met by a chance encounter, were accounted to be "upset, intoxicated, and uncooperative" by officials in their retrieved state.

    Feldman, in denial of the intent of her actions, stands by her accusation of being drugged and declares her actions as "uncharacteristic."

    The end result to the unmemorable event was the charge of a misdemeanor for "indecent conduct," Feldman's loss of her job, and her newly ruined life.

    And now... Lois Feldman:

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    RFK Stadium BJ

    Clearly taking advantage of the absentee onlookers in the RFK Stadium in Washington D.C., the touchy feely couple showed no shame in consumating their love in the very depths of the stadium, proving to the public their affectionate adoration for one another and the fact that girls will do just about anything if you play your cards right.

    In their defense, the couple did make privacy a priority, ensuring the concealment of the guy's junk by the woman resting her arm over his legs, but maybe this was just to get a better grip? The world will never know.

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    Mickey Mantle's Blast from the Past

    This is the most badass true story about stadium sex you'll ever read.

    There's nothing better than a recollection of a past sexual encounter, especially from that of 3 time American League MVP, Mickey Mantle. That's right, Mickey Mantle himself got down in a stadium (which actually shouldn't really surprise anyone since that's like saying that Mick Jagger got down backstage at a concert hall or, actually, a stadium.)

    The unearthing of the All Star's 1973 transcript of communication between a Yankee rep and Mr. Mantle himself recalls "a blow job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bull pen" as his most outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium. *Tips hat to Mickey Mantle.*

    He goes even more in depth by stating the approximate time the event took place and the special circumstances of a pulled groin that prevented him from actually getting down to V-town, so he settled for a BJ instead. You know you're dealing with a true Hall of Famer when he "settles" for a BJ.

    But that's not all.

    When the uncertainty of what to do with Mantle's man-juice was raised by the woman satisfying him, he responded with, "Don't ask me, I'm no c********r," leaving one to imagine that Mantle most likely indulged his fans in this story just so he could deliver the closing line and sign next to his name "The All American Boy," with an asterisk preceding his supplemental title in true bad-assery.

    Here's the proof in Mickey Mantle's own handwriting:

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    Streaking Soulmates

    Who knew streaking in stadiums could produce such a heartwarming story?

    Although the actual conduct of sex isn't implicitly revealed between these two, it can be assumed that these two international streaking soulmates have at one point in time consumated their love in a public fashion.

    Scott Russell from Australia, who claims streaking,"just runs in the blood" (read: shame) of his family, justifieshis hobby with his intention to "show the world that it's cool to be nude, and just running out there is an awesome buzz in front of thousands of people."

    Emma Schroeder from mid-west America, expresses her affinity for her bare lifestyle attesting the fact that after starting her own website tracking her streaking escapades, she was invited by "some other nudists and some other people invited me to do it in their town" (in my day, we called that a "stripper") professing her in-demand presence (and her amazingly hot naked body).

    Besides their coincidental phallic materialization of both of them owning pet "sausage dogs" (yes, without knowing each other, both streakers who were both caught at stadiums, actually owned separate sausage dogs even though they lived at the other end of the world from each other,) their destiny was set by Susan Baker, organizer of believeindestiny.com, which realized the commonalities between the two and set up a trust fund that would bring the two together for their very first encounter.

    Fast forward to the 1:40 mark of this video to see the staged streaking that brought the couple together for their very first physical encounter before being intercepted and hauled away from each other by security.

    In their defense, the nudity of the two isn't an arduous task to endure, they're actually both really damn good looking. The beautiful and heartwarming part is that they could not have been brought together through a more suitable venture.

    Check out this news report of their story. Wow, they're actually pretty damned attractive.

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