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Unnecessarily censored kids show clips are a shining example of how something completely innocent can be made X-rated with the addition of a simple bleep. These censored video clips from children's shows are just a little bit more hilarious the second time around when people are trying to make them dirtier than they really are.

What are some of the best unnecessarily censored kids' show clips? One of the greatest things that YouTube, as a community, has ever done is the act of unnecessary censorship of Kids shows. This is when someone adds bleep-sounds to kids shows at moments where there's no swearing in the actual show, but the bleep makes it sound like there is -- with hilarious consequences. It sounds hokey, but when people pull it off, they really do some great things with this. So, we've taken it upon ourselves to make a list of all the greatest most well-done unnecessarily censored moments from kids shows, cause there's a lot of crap out there. Unnecessary censorship sesame street, mmm. Enjoy.
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The Count Really Really Loves to...

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This is by far one of the best censorship jobs done to an innocent clip. This is the best one that isn't a montage, because it fits into the context of the video, as well as the language, almost perfectly and with few loopholes.

It's a video of The Count from Sesame Street singing about his love of counting.

Yes, you are immature for laughing at this, but yes, it is absolutely f%#&ing hilarious.
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Scooby Doo Has A Horrible Trip

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A talking dog is good enough to keep kids occupied, but a talking dog who swears? Now we got a ball game.

The biggest surprise about this Scooby Doo clip is that for once there are no drug references; just a dog saying the greatest four-letter word in the English language.

Although, even though Scooby is clearly scared of monsters in this clip, it does look like he's going through Cocaine withdrawals.
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80s Cartoon Characters Montage of Awesomeness

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Grabbing clips from ˜G.I. Joe, Casper the Friendly Ghost, My Little Pony and Masters of the Universe, this hefty helping of clips puts My Little Pony into a weird, almost nightmarish context -- especially when they're working out.

And if you head to 2:49 in the video, you can catch one of the members of G.I. Joe making the show sound like it was written for Samuel L. Jackson.

There are very few misses in this video, which is quite a treat due to this otherwise-hit-or-miss genre of entertainment video editing,

Some of our favorite cartoons now treat each other like absolute s*!#.
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Dragon Ball Z Unnecessary Censorship: The Series

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Here's a collection of clips from the ever popular series Dragonball Z where everything they say is made into a sexual innuendo -- and even if you're not a fan of the show, these work out surprisingly well. And frequently.
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Dora The F*$#ing Explorer

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Alright before seeing this series of actually pretty damn hilarious clips I had never seen a single moment of a real Dora the Explorer cartoon. This is amazing.

I don't know if it's racist, but does it kind of seem like Dora's just putting all of her problems on the viewer.

It feels like she's facing all these problems and instead of taking care of them head-on, she always expects us, the viewer, to help her solve them.

Sure, kids are actually more sophisticated television viewers generally, as an audience, than adults because all of their programs are actually built around the premise of TEACHING them something, but their characters should probably be solving these problems alone sometimes just to teach the kids some mother#$*&ing initiative.

Anyway, here's Dora the Explorer and crew with some extremely sexually violent woodland creatures.
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Daffy Duck Won't Put Up With $*%&

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Here's a classic clip of the rabbit who always crossdresses to solve his problems, the persistent hunter with the speech impediment, and the angry duck with the saliva control problem performing one of their favorite bits on a very "meta" stage (back when people discovered, and then drove into the ground, that breaking theh 4th wall in cartoons was funny.)

Fudd, as usual, tries to shoot one of them during a dance number, and Daffy has had enough.

He voices his opinion.

REAL TALK: It's 100% understandable why Daffy would be so mad since live ammo on set is what killed both Bruce and Brandon Lee.
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The Power Puff Girls Talk Tough

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The Power Puff Girls was already a moderately violent cartoon, and profanity mixes with violence like cake and ice cream. The best part of the show anyway is that all the ass kicking is done by cute little girls, and now they have the sailor-mouths to back up their freakish, fingerless fists.

The best part of the video has to be at 2:32 as the lone wheel rolls towards Buttercup, and she utters a simple word.

Either that or at 01:58 when Blossom explains what she doesn't enjoy about her fellow Power Puff compatriots.
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Hanna Montana on Abstinence

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The the fun of these videos rages on into live action Disney programming.

For those of us born before the 90s, here's what Hannah Montana is about:

Miley "I Take Raunchy Pictures of Myself All the Time" Cyrus plays "herself". Hannah Montana is the pop star character that the "Miley" in the show plays, who is also a teen superstar.

Emily Osment (purple hair) plays her pop star sidekick in the show/career who always talks some sense into her.

Bill Ray Cyrus plays himself, a controlling, misguided and often absent pop star father comfortably riding the coat tails of his hot daughter super star, as well as his former success... too much?

In this scene, Miley tells one of the members of her "band" her policy on fraternizing with them.