- 1THIS IS A BONUS ITEMSometimes I'm not a perfect man. So, because I owe the world this, here is a girl that I missed last year. She arguably should've won the award, but was not on the radar yet since she didn't really become a Victoria's Secret model until 2012, but she was born in 1993 so I thought it'd be okay to squeeze her in here.Her name is Barbara Palvin and she's Victoria's Secret's newest model and she's absolutely stunning.Here are a bunch of pictures of an 18 year old in lingerie. This is mostly true because she turned 19 this fall, which means that she was 18 for MOST of 2012. Juuuuuust barely counts.
Birthplace: Budapest, Hungary
Barbara Palvin : see more
- 3Courtney Stodden is the person I'm most ashamed of putting on this list. And it's not because it makes me feel like a dirty old man (because it doesn't, she looks like a 30 year-old transvestite Barbie which I only don't usually say about her because I respect transvestites so much), but because she just came out of nowhere about a year and a half ago when she married that side character who didn't even look good on Lost.He's also Michael Clarke Duncan's (RIP) jailer in The Green Mile. This guy seriously isn't even famous, but the fact that he married an, at-the-time, 16 year-old with parental consent blew all pedophiles off their chairs with the whole "but why does HE get to do it?" thing.Anyway, since trying and failing to have a successful reality TV show, Courtney Stodden has worked her way into all our hearts and minds by being a complete clown of a human being.Happy birthday this year, Courtney. It's all down hill from here.
Birthplace: Tacoma, Washington, United States of America
Profession: Actor, TV Personality
Courtney Stodden : see more
- 4A Disney Channel supporting star, it's safe to say that drugs are in her future but so is success and money so hey there's always that.She plays Paisley Houndstooth on the show A.N.T. Farm and had a stint on the Nickelodeon show True Jackson, VP until it got cancelled.
Birthplace: Houston, Texas, United States of America
Profession: Model, Actor
Allie DeBerry : see more
- 5Three years ago Laura Neiva starred in a critically-acclaimed film she made when she was 14 about a young woman going through her sexual awakening after learning of her father's infidelity.To make it even creepier, Vincent Cassel (the handsy teacher from Black Swan and contortionist thief from Ocean's 12 and 13).Since she was 14, though, she's been a well-respected and cultured Brazilian fashion model who's graced many a Fashion Week and has really done quiet well for herself, so people have been exploiting her for a long time already.For American girls this is usually kind of a vulture situation, but not much is going to change for her since the age of consent in Brazil is 14 so old dudes have been drooling over her for 4 years already.She also kinda looks like a younger, Brazilian version of Lady Mary from Downton Abbey. It's also kind of weird int he movie because she's super tall. She's actually not a bad actress.
Birthplace: São Paulo, Brazil
Profession: Model, Actor
Laura Neiva : see more