- 1+ 99- 23
- 2+ 94- 22
- 3+ 66- 26
- 4+ 57- 23
- 5+ 46- 24
What if you mixed up Robin Wright Penn when she was hot in the 90s and Elisabeth Shue NOW? Well, then you would have Abbey Clancy, who really could only have more British a name if it ended in "shire" or "ton".
In her set she is up against a blonde wall, with blonde hair and a blonde colored bathing suit. Basically, she really wants people to remember two things:
1) Someone spent at least an hour on her smokey-eyed makeup and...
2) She is blonde.
- 6+ 36- 18
Jesikah Maximus, whose name is clearly an homage to one thing about who she is (her father, Maximus Maximus III, ruler of Assland, where she was conceived).
I've omitted part of her face because her posterior needs to take precedence over everything in your life right now. Like it does hers.
At least you know she's safe from drowning due to her built-in flotation device.
- 7+ 35- 19
Brooke Marks has a "girl next door" look to her that makes her one of the sexiest Spank Bank girls of the summer. Also, if she lived next door to you, you would probably be in jail right now (due to arson because you'd have burned down your entire block because she wouldn't have bang bang with you <--- this is what adults call sex)
- 8+ 33- 18
- 9+ 32- 22
- 10+ 37- 28
Now I know I've probably said this before (which is one of the saddest realizations I've had this week... which means usually my other weeks are equally tragic), but Chrissy is hot because she looks like she got really good grades in college. And why wouldn't she? You work hard when you pay your tuition dancing.
Now, this is just a (safe) assumption on my part, but I do believe that she has that look in her eye. She looks like the kind of stripper that actually takes an interest in you and adds you on Facebook before you leave the club and her profile picture is one of those Andy Warhol things that people take with Photobooth.
She's always standing by pools, though, which I guess is what she does for a living when she's not giving internet dudes magic boners.
- 11+ 29- 21
- 12+ 21- 19
- 13+ 20- 23