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Nicci PisarriNicci Pisarri first came on the scene as a Maxim Hometown Hottie and has since become a swimsuit/underwear model.
Like much of these girls, she spends her time getting paid to take her clothes off and make poses for dudes taking pictures for dudes using pictures. And she's really damn good at it.
- 2+ 95- 22Hillary Fischer appeared on the 2010 Spank Bank list as one of the hottest girls, and also topped the "all time" list as one of the most often posted girls on GorillaMask's Spank Bank. She's tan, amazing looking and has some of the hottest galleries GorillaMask has to offer.
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Jenna BJenna B chooses to identify herself on Gorillamask's Spank Bank the same way a substitute teacher would if there were multiple Jennas in the class. She's not even the MAIN Jenna.
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CandaceCandace has enormous breasts, is very tan, and looks like she could beat the everloving sh*t out of you.
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Abby ClancyWhat if you mixed up Robin Wright Penn when she was hot in the 90s and Elisabeth Shue NOW? Well, then you would have Abbey Clancy, who really could only have more British a name if it ended in "shire" or "ton".
In her set she is up against a blonde wall, with blonde hair and a blonde colored bathing suit. Basically, she really wants people to remember two things:
1) Someone spent at least an hour on her smokey-eyed makeup and...
2) She is blonde.
- 6+ 37- 18
Jesikah MaximusJesikah Maximus, whose name is clearly an homage to one thing about who she is (her father, Maximus Maximus III, ruler of Assland, where she was conceived).
I've omitted part of her face because her posterior needs to take precedence over everything in your life right now. Like it does hers.
At least you know she's safe from drowning due to her built-in flotation device.
- 7+ 35- 20
Brooke MarksBrooke Marks has a "girl next door" look to her that makes her one of the sexiest Spank Bank girls of the summer. Also, if she lived next door to you, you would probably be in jail right now (due to arson because you'd have burned down your entire block because she wouldn't have bang bang with you <--- this is what adults call sex)
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Spencer NicksSpencer Nicks likes to wear bikinis that look like they were made in Europe for nudists. This bikini is basically for nudists. I don't even see the point of wearing it. Why not just wear stickers.
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KrystalKrystal (which I'm 100% sure is her real name) is a girl who looks almost too perfect for everything to be real. But you know what's real?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???
- 10+ 37- 28
ChrissyNow I know I've probably said this before (which is one of the saddest realizations I've had this week... which means usually my other weeks are equally tragic), but Chrissy is hot because she looks like she got really good grades in college. And why wouldn't she? You work hard when you pay your tuition dancing.
Now, this is just a (safe) assumption on my part, but I do believe that she has that look in her eye. She looks like the kind of stripper that actually takes an interest in you and adds you on Facebook before you leave the club and her profile picture is one of those Andy Warhol things that people take with Photobooth.
She's always standing by pools, though, which I guess is what she does for a living when she's not giving internet dudes magic boners.
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Bailey KnoxBailey Knox is the epitome of a girl next door gone bad.
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MaddenMadden is not only All-American looking, but likes to defile the flag by matching it, then lying all over it topless and then naked
Also she reminds you of one of your favorite video games (not mine, though, the last Madden I played was for the Sega Genesis and was Madden '98).
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PorchiaPorchia has a name that tells you exactly how to pronounce "Porsche" correctly.
More importantly, she looks like she could be Kate Upton's older sister. So here's to THAT fantasy.