These hot girls have two tickets to the gun show (and have absolutely no upper arm strength). Here are the greatest close-call gun accidents in (non-fictional) hot girl gun history. Sure, the dudes often have better videos, but the hot girls sometimes wear bikinis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr3zlll0prA&feature=related Blondy with AK - gun accident
Like most of these videos, this is basically one enormous ""here it cooooooomes"" until the girl actually shoots the gun and either all hell breaks loose, or they realize they're girls and drop the gun or something... well, in this one, this girl fires off a few rounds, and then lets the gun drive her aim to the right, almost shooting the camera man -- kind of like a cartoon, only for some reason it didn't lift her off the ground as her legs flailed in the air (maybe it was just being a gentleman).
This video gets the edge here in that not only is this the biggest close-call, but she is quite possibly the hottest chick on this list. She's firing an AK and is a Nordic hottie who looks like she should be exactly where she is, only in a bikini with U.S. Army warpaint and a cigar in her mouth, holding that thur gun she can't control up in the air with confidence.
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Macho Video One Girl Breaks Shoulder
Click here for a video of a girl firing her first gun while two dudes and her sister watch (one of the dudes is probably her dad).
The recoil makes her let go of the gun, which hits her in the arm so bad she starts crying.
Now, this would have been the end of it if it wasn't for the real meat of the video: the guy filming it getting mad for pretty much the entire time that the girl dropped the gun in the dirt. Her dad (or the American Chopper looking guy) keeps egging on that it's fine and that it's something she needed to do anyway... you feel bad for her when she goes off to cry until you play it again and realize that SHE ALMOST KILLED EVERYBODY.
And yes, we apologize (by "we", I mean "the rest of the internet") for this, but the video linked to here is, in fact, from a site (that actually exists) called "MachoVideo".
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Limp Wrist Big Gun
These people apparently live in a neighborhood where porches are treated like the command bow of a Pirate ship, because apparently not only can you openly shoot guns on your porch, but you must wear standard protective neon green, so that the neighbors don't shoot you because they think you're an animal that's shooting a gun with glasses and protective headgear on.
So this girl takes her first shot of a gun and she gets that ""holy s**t"" moment that makes watching this video worth it. When someone completely FAILs at holding on to a gun, it's extra scary because of three things (in this order):
1. The initial gunshot itself startled them 2. This caused them to lose control of the gun, which THEN startles them again. 3. When the gun is either regained or dropped, there's a moment apparent in everyone on this list's face that says ""holy crap... a LOT more could've happened"".
That is why whenever this happens, the videos allow you to view an INCREDIBLY dangerous situation from the comfort of your gamechair/toilet.
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Hot Blond With A Big Gun
This hot blonde takes a knee at the beginning of this video.
After she does this, she takes aim, stands her ground, has perfect form in the way she positions her wrists. She pulls the trigger.
The recoil of the blast knocks her on her back, sending the gun flying everywhere around, potentially killing absolutely everyone else that was around (including the camera man).
The result? Everyone laughs their asses off nervously and we get a shot of the potentially-killer cutie.
5
Sexiest Casing Catcher Ever
You never see this. When someone is shooting a gun, there are casings that come out of it. The fact that this is the first time in my pop culture viewing life that I have seen this makes me ashamed, appalled and disappointed at pop culture for not doing it sooner.
At 1:14 this incredibly hot girl (who, if you watch her other videos, is not just a badass, but could shoot you down from a football field away in two shots) shoots a 44 MAG & a 357 MAG, with hilarious consequences which I'm sure you can infer from the title. We think you'll be pleasantly surprised...
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Female Popeye Meets Desert Eagle
If this woman were any heavier, the joke "more like DESSERT Eagle, amirite?" would have been made. But she's not, so let's move on...
This woman who, admittedly isn't so much traditional hot as much as she is "homeless hot" or "Real Life Linda Hamilton Sarah Conner hot", is being taught to shoot a gun. Either that or she is just REALLY bad at shooting, and the worst soldier of all time, because last time we checked she was wearing freaking camouflage.
You can guess what happens in this video (other than her sticking her tongue out only to be verbally pwned for what she was doing at the time she was doing it). Girl gets ready to shoot gun, girl severely underestimates the recoil... girl gets pwned physically by gravity and/or momentum.
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Hottie Gets A Headache
This has to have been staged, but not by the girl -- by everyone else involved in this video.
Watch it closely, they have a perfect angle on her where her back is turned away from the camera. Some guy in sweat pants comes up behind this late-teens (we swear) girl and puts his crotch/body right where her head is going to go if she shoots back from recoil JUST before she shoots.
Also, in the replay, please notice that if it weren't for the guy's crotch that he put in the way of her head, she wouldn't have bounced off of his hard-on and hit her eye as hilariously as she did.
But yeah, this whole thing was staged, and there was a victim.
Back... and to the left... back... and to the left.
8
Blonde In A Bikini Almost Eats It
""I'm shooting a gun!"
This hot blonde pulls a really hot blonde move (at least according to all the porn I've ever seen, which is really a plentiful, varied, ungodly amount of porn) and announces what she's doing before she's going to do this. Only hot chicks that want attention for what they're doing (and the Jackass guys) announce what they do before they do it.
Anyway, this video doesn't feature must more than a close call and she doesn't even get that hurt, but potentially hurt. Why does it make the list? Because it is still a FAIL and 99% is because she's wearing a bikini.
9
Watch Where You Point That Thing
Watch this girl hold a Yosemite Sam sized gun while her boyfriend/friend/guy who probably wants to bang her holds her shoulders, because obviously these guys have seen all these videos before and want to prevent her from completely FAILing (and most likely killing one of them).
This girl has great posture, has a whole other person behind her, and seems to have strong enough forearms... but this gun treats her like a Looney Tunes character so much that the fact she wasn't supporting the back (just like you do a baby's) made the gun flip around and almost point at her chest.
She almost effing shot herself in the chest. And that's not her job. Which is why this was scary/awesome.
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Straightup Knockout
Stephanie, the girl in this video, chooses to shoot a gun at nothing in the middle of what looks like a trail.
The camera man chooses to start us out with a pretty bad, yet almost subtle, pun "Stephanie's just gonna take a shot at this now." See what he did there?
Anyway, the gun proceeds to get shot, and looking almost like she forgot something suddenly, she uses her own hand to punch herself in the head with almost the full force of the recoil.
This is pretty damn funny. Why is it further down the list? Well, we don't want to be mean... but... [YOU finish this sentence in the comments for this item!]
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Shoot For The Moon
This clip, entitled, "Why Women Shouldn't Shoot Guns" is absolutely hilarious.
You don't get comedy like this too often.
The girl shoots the gun once and then feels okay, she shoots it a second time and loses her balance, then at shot three she's basically falling back, but for some reason (and this is the funniest part) decides to shoot it again, thus propelling her onto the ground behind her, right on her back as she points the gun straight up, just in case a duck flies by.
12
Definition Of Scope Eye
This clip is really quite frustrating. Kind of like they do when you first start driving, the parents in this video are constantly reminding the girl in it what to do -- how to hold her shoulders, and to (and this is the annoying part) ""stand up"".
The girl, as she says in the video after her mom keeps saying it, IS standing up. The best advice her mother had for her was to ""stand up"". Obviously, the girl wasn't on her knees, back or behind. She WAS STANDING UP.
After the scope hits her in the eye at about 00:30, her mom says ""see, that's why i was telling you to stand up"". I threw something across the room.
You know why? 1) She WAS standing up 2) We all then learn what she ""meant"" by ""stand up"" and it frustrates the hell out of us all even more.
Enjoy (kind of).
13
"Hot girl shoots shotgun"
This video is on here for two reasons: 1) it is indeed a gun FAIL and 2) it is titled ""hot girl shoots shotgun"", which makes this awesome -- because that is quite obviously NOT a girl, and if it is then congratulations internet, we've found a real life Olive Oyl.
Now, if you grew up where I did, it's no rarity to not only see guys in skinny jeans like that, but in turquoise sweaters most likely bought ironically from a thrift store and have the mascot from a local Elementary school Baseball team on them.
Anyway, whoever named this video obviously hasn't seen their fair share of gay people yet because this is obviously a gay dude (which is why they might've thought ""girl"", which is both naive, simple and hilarious.)
Once he shoots his first shoot, the gun does an impressive front flip as he accidentally spins the high calibur shotgun toward himself like a cowboy only with a shotgun... and, according to the video title, bitches.
m4toter The 13 Most Epic Hot Girl Gun FAILs at 7/08/2011 3:30 PM
I think it is a blatantly anti-gun piece written by someone who knows absolutely nothing about firearms except for what they see on tv.
Seriously, if you are going to put something like this together, try to find someone with even a little knowledge of firearms in order to keep you from making all those incredibly inaccurate and ignorant comments.
Dognutz Hottie Gets A Headache at 2/08/2011 6:02 AM
Not staged, watch the rifle butt come out of her shoulder. Half of the posts are because first time shooters shooting the biggest guns around. So ok maybe staged then cause who here dont like to some other person get hurt. Next to p**n isnt that what the internet is for?
Dude Sexiest Casing Catcher Ever at 11/12/2010 11:33 AM
Wow, if you didn't know that empty shells come out of handgun like that, then you clearly don't know enough about guns. Plus, she firs a 357 and a 357 magnum, not a 44 Mag...
The gun pictured here is a Thompson Center/Contender which can physically only hold one shot. After she fires no matter what she does nothing else dangerous is going to happen.
sumdumfu Macho Video One Girl Breaks Shoulder at 11/10/2010 5:39 PM
why is it in even in vids with supposed experienced female shooters they never take the correct stance. they always lean back so that the recoil inflicts as much pain as possible.
anon Watch Where You Point That Thing at 11/10/2010 5:32 PM
Actually that is kind of a common problem with those S&W 500s. If you don't control the recoil enough the gun can flip up causing the trigger to be pulled again, even though it is double action. There is another video on youtube of the same thing happening. You can clearly see in this video that the gun fires a second time while it is pointing straight up.
C31 Hot Blond With A Big Gun at 11/10/2010 10:53 AM
Yes, that single-shot flintlock rifle would certainly have enough rounds left after it fires to be 'potentially killing absolutely everyone else that was around'.
Stephan Watch Where You Point That Thing at 11/10/2010 10:16 AM
Do you know anything about guns? That pistol is single-action. She'd have to pull the trigger back before she shot again. And bullets don't work like that Angelina Jolie movie. By the time the gun got around to pointing at her, the bullet was in the target/dirt.
Oh Really... Macho Video One Girl Breaks Shoulder at 11/10/2010 8:22 AM
How in the h**l could she have almost KILLED EVERYBODY?
It's a shotgun, one round comes out when you pull the trigger, not 30. If the shot was directed downrange, then even dropping the gun pointed directly at someone will have zero effect. You have to pump the shotgun again to load the next round.
Click here for a video of a girl firing her first gun while two dudes and her sister watch (one of the dudes is probably her dad).
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Shoot For The Moon at 8/18/2011 9:18 PM
The 13 Most Epic Hot Girl Gun FAILs at 8/08/2011 10:04 AM
hot girl
cute girll
The 13 Most Epic Hot Girl Gun FAILs at 7/08/2011 3:30 PM
Seriously, if you are going to put something like this together, try to find someone with even a little knowledge of firearms in order to keep you from making all those incredibly inaccurate and ignorant comments.
Hottie Gets A Headache at 2/08/2011 6:02 AM
Sexiest Casing Catcher Ever at 11/12/2010 11:33 AM
Limp Wrist Big Gun at 11/12/2010 2:54 AM
"Hot girl shoots shotgun" at 11/11/2010 8:23 AM
"Hot girl shoots shotgun" at 11/11/2010 3:51 AM
"Hot girl shoots shotgun" at 11/11/2010 3:48 AM
Blonde In A Bikini Almost Eats It at 11/10/2010 5:48 PM
Sexiest Casing Catcher Ever at 11/10/2010 5:43 PM
Macho Video One Girl Breaks Shoulder at 11/10/2010 5:39 PM
Watch Where You Point That Thing at 11/10/2010 5:32 PM
Definition Of Scope Eye at 11/10/2010 1:09 PM
Hot Blond With A Big Gun at 11/10/2010 10:53 AM
"Hot girl shoots shotgun" at 11/10/2010 10:26 AM
Definition Of Scope Eye at 11/10/2010 10:24 AM
Straightup Knockout at 11/10/2010 10:20 AM
Watch Where You Point That Thing at 11/10/2010 10:16 AM
Watch Where You Point That Thing at 11/10/2010 10:17 AM
Hot Blond With A Big Gun at 11/10/2010 10:04 AM
It's a single-shot blackpowder rifle.
Macho Video One Girl Breaks Shoulder at 11/10/2010 8:22 AM
It's a shotgun, one round comes out when you pull the trigger, not 30. If the shot was directed downrange, then even dropping the gun pointed directly at someone will have zero effect. You have to pump the shotgun again to load the next round.
Macho Video One Girl Breaks Shoulder at 11/10/2010 10:07 AM
Limp Wrist Big Gun at 11/10/2010 8:00 AM
Have you even ever fired a gun?