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The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters

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These classic, lovable characters from TV, movies and our childhoods are all known for one thing: their unwanted sexual advances. And although we love them and there's nothing actually wrong with their existence, here's a list of the most lascivious cartoon characters of all time and why, in the real world, all of them would be in jail.

Everyone on this list from Pepe Le Pew, to Herbert from Family Guy to Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, doesn't really get the whole meaning of "no means no" and kind of just assumes that they're a sexy cartoon when, most of the time, they're really, really REALLY not.
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    Pepe Le Pew is basically that guy who has high self esteem BEFORE he starts drinking and then gets really handsy when he's drunk. I mean, c'mon, look at this.

    Chuck Jones, creator of Pepe Le Pew, modeled the character after his friend Tedd Pierce who considered himself a ladies man and, for some reason, always assumed that his sexual exploits were requited.

    The premise of each and every one of Pepe Le Pew's cartoons (although hilarious) is that the poor guy has perpetual emotional blue balls throughout his entire Skunk life. There are no other skunks around (which brings me to the conclusion that he's probably just not going to the right places), so whenever he sees someone that he thinks is a skunk (most often a black cat who accidentally gets white paint on them via walking under a fence or car that has just been painted white), he just up and goes for it.

    Now, not being a "person", Pepe Le Pew gets the leeway of "alright, he's an animal and a male animal that sees a female animal assumes that they want to procreate". But as one of the most popular members of the Looney Tunes crew, he teaches children that no doesn't mean no, but that no means "you should just try harder."

    Check out this clip (embedded) that shows Mr. Le Pew forcing himself on a poor, unsuspecting cat. Imagine if you were him, and instead of a weird, painted cat that can't talk (but for some reason you can), it was a girl at a bar.

    If you started kissing someone's arm, holding them against their will while they try and get away and professed your delusional, undying love for them, you would most likely get arrested.

    This is the point I'm trying to make. These women (cats) don't want to procreate, they just want to walk around and say "Le" all the time.

    What's the worst part? The fact THIS IS HIS M.O. He will never change. This is what he's KNOWN for: taking unwilling women and harassing them to the point of either violence, moving away or misery and then happily, passively moving onto the next when the current one is "used up".

    A full-length Pepe Le Pew cartoon where he makes unwated sexual advances towards an accidentally-painted cat... again.
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    Herbert from Family Guy is a pedophile. A homosexual one. One that takes advantage of young boys, likes to smell their underwear, write songs about young boys and basically lives for the next sexual thrill. Every single scene he's ever been in on Family Guy has a common punchline theme: Herbert wants to bang little boys.

    And this is absolutely hilarious in that it makes light of one of the most reprehensible things that people (Christian Priests) do on a regular basis, as well as lampoons some of the most uncomfortable moments that a person can have, as well as some of the worst thoughts that the worst people on Earth can think.

    Herbert is a staple of cartoon comedy and one of the greatest characters cartoons have ever invented... but the implication that he, at SOME point, has gotten away with what he does (why else would he so persistently keep trying), is absolutely disgusting and puts him in at #2 in the most sexually aggressive (and not to mention reprehensible) cartoon characters of all time.

    Enjoy this hilarious compilation of his funniest, most uncomfortable and "that's funny cause it's wrong" moments.
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    Every Betty Boop Villain Ever

    Betty Boop, a character who most people can find at products at stores like Claire's and Hot Topic, yet most people have never seen an episode of her show, was the first animated sex symbol of all time. Needless to say (as this should probably be, unfortunately, implied), almost every single episode of her show involved some powerful man trapping her, tying her up, then trying to bang her.

    Random dudes from whatever institution the episode was about (in this case, The Circus!) would come and save her in the end, otherwise she'd be an emotional wreck and the cartoon would've taken a crazier, MUCH darker path.

    Here's a synopsis of the infamous episode where someone tries to take away her virginity called "Boop-Boop-A-Doop", which kind of sums up why every one of her villains was basically a potential rapist. That's right. The "R" word again:

    "In Boop-Oop-A-Doop , Betty is a highwire performer in a circus. The villainous Ringmaster lusts for Betty as he watches her from below, singing "Do Something," a song previously performed by Helen Kane. As Betty returns to her tent, the Ringmaster follows her inside and sensually massages her legs, surrounds her and threatens her job if she doesn't submit.

    This is perhaps one of the earliest portrayals of sexual harassment on the screen, and was very daring at a time when such subject matter was considered taboo.

    Betty begs the Ringmaster to cease his advances, as she sings "Don't Take My Boop-Oop-A-Doop Away." Koko the Clown is outside of the tent, practicing his juggling and hears the struggle from inside the tent. He leaps in to save Betty's virtue, struggling with the Ringmaster who loads him into a cannon, firing it, thinking that he has sent the hero away, laughing with self-satisfaction. But Koko is hiding inside the cannon, and strikes the Ringmaster out cold with a mallet, returning with "the last laugh." When Koko expresses concern about Betty's welfare, she answers in song, "No, he couldn't take my boop-oop-a-doop away!"
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    The Big Bad Wolf from these cartoons where he's whistling at an over-sexed "Take THIS, I did it first, Jessica Rabbit" Red Hot Riding Hood cartoon in shorts that Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies used to do, is probably one of the most over sexually aggressive cartoons on the planet.

    He basically represents a visceral part of every man (or hey, even woman) that acts purely on sexual impulse. He does the Le Pew-esque corn-on-the-cob kiss on the arm, and when she dances he does something that has even coined an entire term in American society... The Wolf Whistle.

    Applied to many-a-woman passing a construction site, walking down the street while you're in a car during traffic or at any local strip joint (check your local Yelp listings), The Wolf Whistle is basically an eyes-bulging, loud and insanely inappropriate (unless you're in a strip club, check your local CitySearch listings) display of your sexual desire for a woman via yells that would be loud enough to wake an entire city block, or that sound much like... a wolf.

    Check out the video for the first and most glaring example of this character being one of the most sexually aggressive (in that all he wants to do is bang some girl whose grandma he ate) cartoon characters of all time.
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    Zapp Brannigan is a quintessential douchebag. He's the type of guy that plays the "numbers" game, gets women left and right, has about 12 different STDs (that in cartoon-land cancel each other out, Mr. Burns style), and never stops trying for that one girl that said no that becomes his "true love" (who he'll forget about the moment she says yes... easily.)

    Throughout the entire series of F*turama (to this day, even), Zapp Brannigan makes sexual advances towards the gorgeous, yet tough and opinionated Leela (who happens to have one eye and is also voiced by Peggy of Married with Children fame's Katy Seagal). He never stops and he always assumes that the love is requited because he's just that delusional of a douchebag.

    He makes so many sexual advances that ALMOST work (and one or two that do) that he's really one of the greatest sexual predators in mainstream cartoon history. Not only does he do what he does, but he makes it work in the process... this is kind of a terrible thing ideologically, but as far as the progression of the character goes, he needs it to love.

    Here's an example (embedded) of Zapp Brannigan coming onto Leela using "facts".

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  1. Genna Ganis
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 9/04/2012 1:30 PM
    Thanks for this. sexy cartoon. Great info on this.
  2. Alvaro Natt
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 5/30/2012 8:36 AM
    Gracias for this. sexy cartoon characters. Fantastic info on this here.
  3. Matt
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 12/30/2011 9:48 AM
    What about The Hooded Claw? His entire raison d'être was to "get you, Penelope Pitstop," which, roughly translated meant kidnap, rape and murder. Surely that beats a sleazy squirrel?
  4. Rhio2k
    The Girl Squirrel from Sword in the Stone at 10/16/2011 12:05 PM
    Actually...I don't see what they're problems were. Just saying. Little magic and Merlin could've had a wife, and Arthur could've had a friend who just happened to be a girl. Or they could've gotten them some no-strings-attached gigitty before changing back to humans. Whichever.
  5. Rhio2k
    The Girl Squirrel from Sword in the Stone at 10/16/2011 12:02 PM
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  6. ALHC
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 7/09/2011 1:54 PM
    How am I the first to mention "South Park's" Mr. Garrison? Or for that matter, gone but not forgotten, Chef?



    Props to whoever said Johnny Bravo.
    1. ALHC
      The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 7/09/2011 11:43 PM
      Also, in "Red Hot Riding Hood," the one where the Wolf comes from, is Grandma. Similar to Lena Hyena, she pursues the Wolf who winds up on her doorstep with more aggression than the Wolf goes after Red.
  7. damon romar
    Pepé Le Pew at 7/08/2011 2:08 PM
    i got a kick out of you guys coming to the defense of le pew. to the commenter that said "lighten up" to francis i'd just like to say "lighten up"
  8. TonyQuilici
    Herbert at 5/14/2011 12:28 AM
    What about Muslims that do the same thing Blade? Elliot? F**ker Nuts? Eli? I guess they don't gain the same venom from you all.
  9. Blade
    Herbert at 3/12/2011 11:32 AM
    @David You may be right but it does not change the fact that it DOES happen. And you cannot deny that they throw as much money as they possibly can at the parents of their victims. Why would the leaders of these religions allow this to go on? They obviously don't have much of a problem with it. If they did then they would not be giving millions of dollars away every year to parents. They also like to just relocate them to a new area. Why wouldn't they ban them from representing their religion in an official capacity. They just send them on their way without so much as a slap on the wrist. They let them walk free. Free to molest even more children. And what happens if they get caught again? "Here's a million dollars. Don't go take us to court. Thanks". And off goes the priest to find his next toy... There is something seriously wrong with these organized religions. They are even more evil than their Devil.
  10. ariannafelidae
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 3/02/2011 3:07 PM
    I agree with every SINGLE one! Awesome. I love that you threw in the chick from 'Roger Rabbit'...
  11. SidPapageorgio
    Bluto at 1/27/2011 8:31 AM
    This should be Olive Oyl. She plays Popeye and Bluto against eachother and then crys fowl when things are not going her way..
  12. Elliot
    Herbert at 1/08/2011 6:59 AM
    Just to point this out, he's not homosexual, just like adults who molest children of the apposite sex aren't straight. They like CHILDREN of the same sex, which is called pederasty.
  13. Jesus
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 12/07/2010 2:34 PM
    Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame should be on there!

    He's not necessarily obviously sexually aggresive, but man is he perverse!
  14. Adam
    Jafar at 11/20/2010 6:31 PM
    i don't know, jafar was more interested in alladin, i think, and was using the princess to get to him. hence the effeminacy of most disney 'bad guys' -- they are all evil, captain-vere-after-billy-budd style, chasing uncorrupted, lighter-skinned handsome boys. tired old trope racist/homophobic trope.

    not to say jafar wasn't sexually agressive. maybe more sexually passive-agressive, though?
  15. WicKedxrebel
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/14/2010 12:03 PM
    He may not be sexually aggressive but the smoothest of them all is Definitly BOOMHOWER! Ohyea. And quagmire should have been before Zapp for sure
  16. addie
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/12/2010 9:27 PM
    Good list. Zap brannigan is a little high there, I mean in the middle of the top with child molesters and rapists? He is pushy and sneaky, I guess, but he is no PePe Le Pew.

    Oh, what about Carl, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
  17. Matt
    Pepé Le Pew at 11/09/2010 10:00 AM
    I kind of disagree that he teaches kids that "No means try harder," and it's that thinking that made Cookie Monster eat vegetables. Pepe Lepew is a negative example.
  18. MildlyAmusedMike
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/07/2010 1:58 PM
    Why the F**K wasn't Johnny Bravo on this list?
    1. rasx
      The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 4/02/2011 6:46 PM
      so true!
  19. Eli
    Herbert at 11/06/2010 10:40 PM
    Agreed. There are over 400000 catholic priests not to mention the other million or so christian priests worldwide. A small minority does not define the majority.
  20. David
    Herbert at 11/05/2010 9:58 PM
    Not likely but, where is your proof of your vicious slur against christian priests sins? Regularly, really?!? You do realize the problem in this country has never been above 5% for all the alleged incidents let alone the actual truthful ones. Please think with a little more wit and decency before you slam a religion's clergy with a false narrative. Fine article besides this hateful and deceitful insult.
    1. christians are f'in nuts
      Herbert at 11/16/2010 3:18 PM
      Your all bats**t crazy for believing in a giant imaginary friend.
  21. Chunkymonkey
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/05/2010 7:28 PM
    Rocko from Undergrads? Maybe Cal???? The h**l s**tlist is this?
  22. FuryPilot
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/05/2010 4:51 PM
    You've missed Peter Potamus from Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, and I still don't have that thing he sent me.
  23. Felix
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/05/2010 4:15 PM
    Damn I was surprised to see Foghorn Leghorn not make the list, I guess because the hens come to him instead of the other way around?
  24. Anonymous
    Pepé Le Pew at 11/05/2010 3:26 PM
    To the article writer:

    Lighten up Francis.
  25. Sailor Enlil
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/05/2010 9:45 AM
    Odds are if Anime was included in the review there'd be a much loooooooooooooooooonger list.
    1. addie
      The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/12/2010 9:29 PM
      Maybe we could cover it by making, "anime," one answer. lol
  26. E Leroy
    Pepé Le Pew at 11/05/2010 6:57 AM
    I don't believe you understand the character of Pepe Le Pew. He was an aggressive flirt, but on a number of occasions, including the Oscar winning "For Scentimental Reasons," when the female responded, he fled. This is hardly sexually aggressive. Our over sexualized society can't get the excitement of Pepe's "vive la difference." For all our purported liberty, the growing number of sexual therapists is ample evidence to suggest that the current line might be, "dude, nice boobs!" It is said that the most important sexual organ is the mind. Pepe's was engaged.
  27. jon
    The Girl Squirrel from Sword in the Stone at 11/04/2010 8:41 PM
    no johnny bravo?
  28. sim
    The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters at 11/04/2010 6:51 PM
    LOL betty boop violated in so many ways

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