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The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's

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Millions of people visit the golden arches on a regular, if not daily, basis. So it's only natural that a few of them are going to walk through the doors and start some serious s**t. Here are the most violent things that've happened to people at a McDonald's while Ronald's back was turned.
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  1. 1

    Tranny Attack

    If you’re working the drive-thru, you’re probably thinking, "How could my life get any worse?"... Be careful what you wish for, because on this particular occasion, ‘worse’ means that you will be viciously attacked by a gang of pissed off transvestites brandishing a tire iron.

    Why did it happen? The good money is on a horrible mistake between the words mustard and mustache.
  3. 2

    Super-Sized Rage

    Anyone who thinks that McDonald's isn’t addicting should change their mind after seeing this portly gentleman lose his s**t for not getting his chicken sandwich in a timely manner.

    Skip to 00:36 to see our man go ghetto on some on-looking woman.

    You can blame it on hypoglycemia if you want, but in five more minutes this man was going to burst through the wall like an unholy cross between the Kool-aid Man and the Hulk's diabetic uncle.

    That’s not salt on the fries; it’s finely ground crystal meth.
  4. 3

    McSucker Punch

    When you’re at the counter, the last thing you expect is to wake up on the ground surrounded by paramedics. It happens...to ridiculously old guys for absolutely no reason.

    Skip to 00:22 for the awesome one-hit KO

    00:44 for the best soundbite on this list.
  6. 4

    Not Lovin' It

    The story of this clip is that two women get really mad at the cashier of a McDonald's and after fighting breaks out the cashier head to the back of the store and one of the women jumps the counter and goes after him. He doesn't take her advances lightly and proceeds to beat the living crap out of her with a metal rod.

    This video shows that not all men keep to the code of never hitting women!!
  7. 5

    Hey No Cuts

    Watch this 39 second news report.

    So apparently this man punched down this young teenage girl because she took his place in line. Unless she ordered the Knuckle Sandwich off the dollar menu, we can't see why anyone would hit a young teenage girl for cutting in line anywhere, let alone a McDonald's...or fight over their "food".

    The best part of this clip is the guy in the white shirt on the right that just stands there and watches it all happen. If he had gotten his food by this time, five bucks says he would've been eating it while watching.

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  1. WHYAREWEYELLING
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 11/30/2012 4:30 PM
    mcdonalds attack, brah.
  2. Jeffry Hemm
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 9/10/2012 3:30 PM
    fight at mcdonalds, compadre.
  3. Francene Farruggio
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/27/2012 6:30 PM
    McDonalds Fight, amigo.
  4. Nolan Umbenhauer
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 5/30/2012 8:36 AM
    Thanks for this. mcdonalds massacre. Fantstic stuff, guys.
  5. Kendrick Mientka
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 5/30/2012 8:36 AM
    Thanks for this. most violent fight ever. Fantastic stuff on this here.
  6. makinbacon
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/22/2012 2:14 PM
    you forgot Anna Svidersky...stabbed to death by some stuffed animal loving nut job
  7. mr 666
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 5/18/2011 11:49 AM
    how the f**k can such a psycho get hold of such firepower only in the usa\nthey shoul ban guns the f**king morons
  8. ThomasMorris
    Minimum wage and a black eye at 4/26/2011 5:29 AM
    We're Fighting It!!!
  9. Burger King
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 4/25/2011 4:04 PM
    Would you like fries with that?
    1. wan ker
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 6/24/2011 1:31 AM
      suck my balls wanker.
  10. Meghan
    Not Lovin' It at 12/29/2010 9:17 PM
    I'm confused. Who hit who with the bottle? The video is no longer there, and your wording is confusing.
  11. eatingbaconforbreakfast
    International Violence Squad at 8/15/2010 10:44 PM
    p.s.
    SCREW THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.
    AKA. THERE IS NONE.
  12. Avinash M
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 8/11/2010 7:56 AM
    Very disturbing.

    Police must find that man and get the justice to that poor girl.
  13. Big Steve
    Kid Get Shot On The Job And Foots His Own Medical Bills at 8/09/2010 9:30 PM
    thats f**ked up and i bet the only reason the video got removed is because Micky Dees b***hed about it
  14. Bill
    Not Lovin' It at 7/22/2010 3:24 AM
    In the time it takes for a police response, the criminal would probably be long gone. Making a video of the crime provides the cops with real evidence. You can make the call later.
  15. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/11/2010 5:52 PM
    This is one of the most entertaining pieces of content I have ever seen on the internet - who would have thought it would be McDonald's Massacre footage but then again they serve like 5% of all the world's food or something.
  16. menchu
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/01/2010 9:17 PM
    what i mean is why we do not have to eat macdonalds food. . . show us why. thanks
  17. menchu
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/01/2010 9:16 PM
    we need to know the truth. . . show us the true picture. . . expose the real thing . . not gossip
  18. sam
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 4/11/2010 2:13 PM
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_River_McDonald's_murders

    this particular incident sucked balls.
  19. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/18/2010 6:13 AM
    It's shocking that 90% of the violence is from one race. I didn't see that coming...
  20. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/10/2010 12:27 AM
    ok, first other anon dude, animals is being a racist p***k, ok? there humans, whether dumbasses or not, what about the fat guy going on a rampage? he was white, racism is pointless, stupidity has no race, you being a great example.

    nd second, that no cuts one, I don't see why anyone would just unload on a woman like that, but once I saw the guy actually moving, from his size and the seriousness of the way he was swinging, I would seriously have to say roid rage goin on there
  21. Anonymous
    Tranny Attack at 3/09/2010 3:55 AM
    dfds
  22. CanIhaveyonumba
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/05/2010 5:04 PM
    What about all the violent heart attacks people get from McDonald's. Why is that not on the list?
    1. chelsay790
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/23/2010 2:13 PM
      The list would be too big. Obviously
  23. Comedy Plus
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/03/2010 6:24 PM
    Makes me glad I don't eat at McDonald's. Their food is garbage.
    1. John Barryman
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/05/2010 4:49 PM
      haha i know right- bad food and fights? why would anyone want to go there.
  24. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 4:38 PM
    Mc Donalds is evil.
    1. Anonymous
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/08/2010 4:36 AM
      I agree))
  25. Daniel
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 11:58 AM
    "Some poor highschool student who was employed there got stabbed to death by some weirdo in the Vancouver, Washington Mcdonald's not too long ago."

    I live in Vancouver, I remember that.
  26. texasnick
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 9:40 AM
    McDonald's sucks to begin with, not surprising to see the type of element that dines there. People should stay away from fast food period. There's not one thing good about McDonald's. All they serve is greasy over priced s**t to s**ttier people.
  27. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 11:48 PM
    Notice most of these involve non-white animals.
  28. poopers
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 7:46 PM
    Some poor highschool student who was employed there got stabbed to death by some weirdo in the Vancouver, Washington Mcdonald's not too long ago.
  29. Rob
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 4:29 PM
    Sydney river Mcdonald Murders would have easily ranked highest on the list
  30. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 10:41 AM
    Pretty sure that in the 4th clip it is the McDonald's manager breaking the plastic container on the attackers head. If you notice he and another man are restraining a man in a leather jacket.
  31. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 10:25 AM
    so its a fact now... 85% of crime in a mcdonalds is by black people. the other 15% is hungery fat white people. (cept in sweden)
  32. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 9:40 AM
    black people...
  33. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 6:31 AM
    I think this should have been number 1
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Ysidro_McDonald%27s_massacre
    1. unanonymous
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 9:16 PM
      it was...sorta. Read the whole article next time.
  34. Headless Fancy
    Tranny Attack at 3/01/2010 5:36 AM
    1:38 is that a green d***o?? I feel horrible for asking, but I honestly can't think of anything else it could be!
    1. Anonymous
      Tranny Attack at 3/02/2010 1:11 PM
      God, I hope so. I love this list haha
  35. chelsay790
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 2/17/2010 3:48 PM
    This is why I don't eat McDonalds! Well, besides the fact that everythings a billion calories.
    1. Greg
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 2/17/2010 3:49 PM
      this list gives me more incentive to eat mcdonalds. good advertising hehe
  36. howdyhigh
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 2/17/2010 3:47 PM
    hahah i love it! great list

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