The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's

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  Tranny Attack

  

  If you’re working the drive-thru, you’re probably thinking, “How could my life get any worse?”... Be careful what you wish for, because on this particular occasion, ‘worse’ means that you will be viciously attacked by a gang of pissed off transvestites brandishing a tire iron. Why did it happen? The good money is on a horrible mistake between the words mustard and mustache.

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  Super-Sized Rage

  

  Anyone who thinks that McDonald's isn’t addicting should change their mind after seeing this portly gentleman lose his shit for not getting his chicken sandwich in a timely manner. Skip to 00:36 to see our man go ghetto on some on-looking woman. You can blame it on hypoglycemia if you want, but in five more minutes this man was going to burst through the wall like an unholy cross between the Kool-aid Man and the Hulk's diabetic uncle. That’s not salt on the fries; it’s finely ground crystal meth.

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  McSucker Punch

  

  When you’re at the counter, the last thing you expect is to wake up on the ground surrounded by paramedics. It happens...to ridiculously old guys for absolutely no reason. Skip to 00:22 for the awesome one-hit KO 00:44 for the best soundbite on this list.

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  Not Lovin' It

  

  The story of this clip is that a guy walks into a McDonald's 5 minutes before closing and wants to order. When the manager denies him, the would-be customer jumps the counter and attacks him. It's only 12 seconds long, but SO much happens. The manager goes to town on the attacker. A kid with a camera phone gets insanely close to the manager, a man who knows how to use his surroundings a la Jackie Chan, who then apparently breaks a plastic container over the manager's head. The kid realizes the guy means business, yells out an expletive, then makes his way out of the McDonald's - much like any of us would. By the way, going through this list you'll notice a lot of these videos are taken with camera phones...can't phones also be used to call people? Like maybe, say, the police?

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  Hey No Cuts

  

  Watch this 39 second news report. So apparently this man punched down this young teenage girl because she took his place in line. Unless she ordered the Knuckle Sandwich off the dollar menu, we can't see why anyone would hit a young teenage girl for cutting in line anywhere, let alone a McDonald's...or fight over their "food". The best part of this clip is the guy in the white shirt on the right that just stands there and watches it all happen. If he had gotten his food by this time, five bucks says he would've been eating it while watching.

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  Cancel That Happy Meal

  

  Apparently this woman didn’t know that “drop the kids off at the pool” is just supposed to be a metaphor. While at a McDonald's one afternoon she gave birth to a premature baby in the bathroom, and thought it would be okay to put it in the toilet, cover it in toilet paper, and try to flush it twice. When paramedics arrived, she tried it once more, since third time’s always the charm. Was the hair any tip off that she may have been crazy?

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  She Is Actually Pretty Strong

  

  So basically, she's yelling at the cashier, holding her hands on her hips for the first 45 seconds. Her rage is a stamina-filled, multi-course meal of amazingness for the rest of the video. 00:53 After patiently waiting for the kids in front of her to order, she brings a big bucket to the counter, waits her turn, then tosses it at the cashier. She then proceeds to throw: a yellow caution sign, the napkins holder, the donation bin...and she finishes her ouevre of frustration with effortlessly tossing the two cash registers off the counter on her way out. Amazing.

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  Kid Get Shot On The Job And Foots His Own Medical Bills

  

  00:38 Some people see violence and run, some people do nothing, but a few just might have the balls to stand up for others. In this case, the latter option resulted in an employee catching a bullet in his chest for trying to prevent a violent assault on a girl. Did he get rewarded for his heroics? Skip to 00:58 for the (un)likely response from the McLegal team about his medical payments. It's good to know that the McDonald's people are so well insured...

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  Is That Ketchup?...

  

  Two things make this video worth a look: 00:30 There’s a great shot of the blood on the ground...or is that ketchup? The world may never know. Stay tuned after the blood, and after the pissed off guy who needs his break today, to see the non-chalant McDonald's employee hop over the red stuff and get to work on the other mess as if he does this every day.

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  International Violence Squad

  

  For our only stop on the international portion of this list, let’s go to Sweden, where an unruly customer gets treated to a Super-Sized combo beating from an employee and a security guard. Most of the ass kicking happens in the first 10 seconds, but if you skip to 1:33 you can see the bloody mess that was the victim's face. Nice job guys, but the LAPD is still number one in police brutality. Keep tryin'!

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  Minimum wage and a black eye

  

  The first rule of McFight club is that you don’t talk about McFight club; or what’s in the secret sauce. It’s not clear what set off this fight between two employees, but it doesn’t matter. In America we like our violence pointless. Bonus: my guess is that the one kid insulted the other's "Eminem flows".

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  McRiot

  Apparently this bit of awesome assault happened after a basketball game. There are about 50 things happening here at once. It's kind of like a Where's Waldo of just hitting and kicking, just like Uncle Sam intended. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tQeXO7Rsyk&feature=PlayList&p=96E81574F7537D78&index=0 This video isn't embedded for a reason, and that reason is so that you can see that the girl who took the video gave it only one tag: "damnnn"

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  And Now For Something Completely Serious... The McDonald's Massacre

  

  The San Ysidro McDonald's massacre was a killing spree that occurred on July 18, 1984, in a McDonald's restaurant in San Diego, California resulting in 22 deaths (ages of victims ranging from 8 months to 74 years), including the perpetrator James Oliver Huberty, and the injuries of 19 others. They actually cut a scene out of the movie Red Dawn where the soliders eat at a McDonald's specifically because of this incident. The shooter's wife went on to sue McDonald's and his former employers because she believed a mixture of McDonald's food and metals from his job had caused him delusion and hysteria. During his autopsy, high traces of metals were found, but no happy meals. He also wasn't under the influence of any controlled substances like alcohol/drugs. Kinda takes the Twinkie defense to a whole new level. Not too much you can say about a tragedy like this other than: "I wonder what he ordered..."

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