Millions of people visit the golden arches on a regular, if not daily, basis. So it's only natural that a few of them are going to walk through the doors and start some serious s**t. Here are the most violent things that've happened to people at a McDonald's while Ronald's back was turned.
If you’re working the drive-thru, you’re probably thinking, “How could my life get any worse?”... Be careful what you wish for, because on this particular occasion, ‘worse’ means that you will be viciously attacked by a gang of pissed off transvestites brandishing a tire iron.
Why did it happen? The good money is on a horrible mistake between the words mustard and mustache.
Anyone who thinks that McDonald's isn’t addicting should change their mind after seeing this portly gentleman lose his s**t for not getting his chicken sandwich in a timely manner.
Skip to 00:36 to see our man go ghetto on some on-looking woman.
You can blame it on hypoglycemia if you want, but in five more minutes this man was going to burst through the wall like an unholy cross between the Kool-aid Man and the Hulk's diabetic uncle.
That’s not salt on the fries; it’s finely ground crystal meth.
When you’re at the counter, the last thing you expect is to wake up on the ground surrounded by paramedics. It happens...to ridiculously old guys for absolutely no reason.
The story of this clip is that a guy walks into a McDonald's 5 minutes before closing and wants to order. When the manager denies him, the would-be customer jumps the counter and attacks him.
It's only 12 seconds long, but SO much happens.
The manager goes to town on the attacker.
A kid with a camera phone gets insanely close to the manager, a man who knows how to use his surroundings a la Jackie Chan, who then apparently breaks a plastic container over the manager's head.
The kid realizes the guy means business, yells out an expletive, then makes his way out of the McDonald's - much like any of us would.
By the way, going through this list you'll notice a lot of these videos are taken with camera phones...can't phones also be used to call people? Like maybe, say, the police?
So apparently this man punched down this young teenage girl because she took his place in line. Unless she ordered the Knuckle Sandwich off the dollar menu, we can't see why anyone would hit a young teenage girl for cutting in line anywhere, let alone a McDonald's...or fight over their "food".
The best part of this clip is the guy in the white shirt on the right that just stands there and watches it all happen. If he had gotten his food by this time, five bucks says he would've been eating it while watching.
Apparently this woman didn’t know that “drop the kids off at the pool” is just supposed to be a metaphor.
While at a McDonald's one afternoon she gave birth to a premature baby in the bathroom, and thought it would be okay to put it in the toilet, cover it in toilet paper, and try to flush it twice.
When paramedics arrived, she tried it once more, since third time’s always the charm. Was the hair any tip off that she may have been crazy?
So basically, she's yelling at the cashier, holding her hands on her hips for the first 45 seconds. Her rage is a stamina-filled, multi-course meal of amazingness for the rest of the video.
00:53 After patiently waiting for the kids in front of her to order, she brings a big bucket to the counter, waits her turn, then tosses it at the cashier.
She then proceeds to throw: a yellow caution sign, the napkins holder, the donation bin...and she finishes her ouevre of frustration with effortlessly tossing the two cash registers off the counter on her way out.
Kid Get Shot On The Job And Foots His Own Medical Bills
00:38 Some people see violence and run, some people do nothing, but a few just might have the balls to stand up for others. In this case, the latter option resulted in an employee catching a bullet in his chest for trying to prevent a violent assault on a girl.
Did he get rewarded for his heroics?
Skip to 00:58 for the (un)likely response from the McLegal team about his medical payments. It's good to know that the McDonald's people are so well insured...
00:30 There’s a great shot of the blood on the ground...or is that ketchup? The world may never know.
Stay tuned after the blood, and after the pissed off guy who needs his break today, to see the non-chalant McDonald's employee hop over the red stuff and get to work on the other mess as if he does this every day.
For our only stop on the international portion of this list, let’s go to Sweden, where an unruly customer gets treated to a Super-Sized combo beating from an employee and a security guard.
Most of the ass kicking happens in the first 10 seconds, but if you skip to 1:33 you can see the bloody mess that was the victim's face.
Nice job guys, but the LAPD is still number one in police brutality. Keep tryin'!
The first rule of McFight club is that you don’t talk about McFight club; or what’s in the secret sauce. It’s not clear what set off this fight between two employees, but it doesn’t matter. In America we like our violence pointless.
Bonus: my guess is that the one kid insulted the other's "Eminem flows".
Apparently this bit of awesome assault happened after a basketball game. There are about 50 things happening here at once. It's kind of like a Where's Waldo of just hitting and kicking, just like Uncle Sam intended.
And Now For Something Completely Serious... The McDonald's Massacre
The San Ysidro McDonald's massacre was a killing spree that occurred on July 18, 1984, in a McDonald's restaurant in San Diego, California resulting in 22 deaths (ages of victims ranging from 8 months to 74 years), including the perpetrator James Oliver Huberty, and the injuries of 19 others.
They actually cut a scene out of the movie Red Dawn where the soliders eat at a McDonald's specifically because of this incident.
The shooter's wife went on to sue McDonald's and his former employers because she believed a mixture of McDonald's food and metals from his job had caused him delusion and hysteria. During his autopsy, high traces of metals were found, but no happy meals. He also wasn't under the influence of any controlled substances like alcohol/drugs.
Kinda takes the Twinkie defense to a whole new level.
Not too much you can say about a tragedy like this other than:
Anonymous The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/11/2010 5:52 PM
This is one of the most entertaining pieces of content I have ever seen on the internet - who would have thought it would be McDonald's Massacre footage but then again they serve like 5% of all the world's food or something.
texasnick The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 9:40 AM
McDonald's sucks to begin with, not surprising to see the type of element that dines there. People should stay away from fast food period. There's not one thing good about McDonald's. All they serve is greasy over priced s**t to s**ttier people.
Anonymous The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/10/2010 12:27 AM
ok, first other anon dude, animals is being a racist p***k, ok? there humans, whether dumbasses or not, what about the fat guy going on a rampage? he was white, racism is pointless, stupidity has no race, you being a great example.
nd second, that no cuts one, I don't see why anyone would just unload on a woman like that, but once I saw the guy actually moving, from his size and the seriousness of the way he was swinging, I would seriously have to say roid rage goin on there
In the time it takes for a police response, the criminal would probably be long gone. Making a video of the crime provides the cops with real evidence. You can make the call later.
Anonymous The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 10:41 AM
Pretty sure that in the 4th clip it is the McDonald's manager breaking the plastic container on the attackers head. If you notice he and another man are restraining a man in a leather jacket.
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The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 6:31 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Ysidro_McDonald%27s_massacre
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Tranny Attack at 3/09/2010 3:55 AM
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The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 11:58 AM
I live in Vancouver, I remember that.
The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 2/17/2010 3:47 PM
The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 4/11/2010 2:13 PM
this particular incident sucked balls.
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International Violence Squad at 8/15/2010 10:44 PM
SCREW THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.
AKA. THERE IS NONE.
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The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/10/2010 12:27 AM
nd second, that no cuts one, I don't see why anyone would just unload on a woman like that, but once I saw the guy actually moving, from his size and the seriousness of the way he was swinging, I would seriously have to say roid rage goin on there
The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 11:48 PM
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The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 8/11/2010 7:56 AM
Police must find that man and get the justice to that poor girl.
The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/01/2010 9:16 PM