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The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's

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Millions of people visit the golden arches on a regular, if not daily, basis. So it's only natural that a few of them are going to walk through the doors and start some serious s**t. Here are the most violent things that've happened to people at a McDonald's while Ronald's back was turned.
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  1. 13

    And Now For Something Completely Serious... The McDonald's Massacre

    The San Ysidro McDonald's massacre was a killing spree that occurred on July 18, 1984, in a McDonald's restaurant in San Diego, California resulting in 22 deaths (ages of victims ranging from 8 months to 74 years), including the perpetrator James Oliver Huberty, and the injuries of 19 others.

    They actually cut a scene out of the movie Red Dawn where the soliders eat at a McDonald's specifically because of this incident.

    The shooter's wife went on to sue McDonald's and his former employers because she believed a mixture of McDonald's food and metals from his job had caused him delusion and hysteria. During his autopsy, high traces of metals were found, but no happy meals. He also wasn't under the influence of any controlled substances like alcohol/drugs.

    Kinda takes the Twinkie defense to a whole new level.

    Not too much you can say about a tragedy like this other than:

    "I wonder what he ordered..."
  2. 6

    Cancel That Happy Meal

    Apparently this woman didn’t know that "drop the kids off at the pool" is just supposed to be a metaphor.

    While at a McDonald's one afternoon she gave birth to a premature baby in the bathroom, and thought it would be okay to put it in the toilet, cover it in toilet paper, and try to flush it twice.

    When paramedics arrived, she tried it once more, since third time’s always the charm. Was the hair any tip off that she may have been crazy?
  3. 5

    Hey No Cuts

    Watch this 39 second news report.

    So apparently this man punched down this young teenage girl because she took his place in line. Unless she ordered the Knuckle Sandwich off the dollar menu, we can't see why anyone would hit a young teenage girl for cutting in line anywhere, let alone a McDonald's...or fight over their "food".

    The best part of this clip is the guy in the white shirt on the right that just stands there and watches it all happen. If he had gotten his food by this time, five bucks says he would've been eating it while watching.
  4. 10

    International Violence Squad

    For our only stop on the international portion of this list, let’s go to Sweden, where an unruly customer gets treated to a Super-Sized combo beating from an employee and a security guard.

    Most of the ass kicking happens in the first 10 seconds, but if you skip to 1:33 you can see the bloody mess that was the victim's face.

    Nice job guys, but the LAPD is still number one in police brutality. Keep tryin'!
  5. 9

    Is That Ketchup?...

    Two things make this video worth a look:

    00:30 There’s a great shot of the blood on the ground...or is that ketchup? The world may never know.

    Stay tuned after the blood, and after the pissed off guy who needs his break today, to see the non-chalant McDonald's employee hop over the red stuff and get to work on the other mess as if he does this every day.

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  1. WHYAREWEYELLING
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 11/30/2012 4:30 PM
    mcdonalds attack, brah.
  2. Jeffry Hemm
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 9/10/2012 3:30 PM
    fight at mcdonalds, compadre.
  3. Francene Farruggio
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/27/2012 6:30 PM
    McDonalds Fight, amigo.
  4. Nolan Umbenhauer
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 5/30/2012 8:36 AM
    Thanks for this. mcdonalds massacre. Fantstic stuff, guys.
  5. Kendrick Mientka
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 5/30/2012 8:36 AM
    Thanks for this. most violent fight ever. Fantastic stuff on this here.
  6. makinbacon
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/22/2012 2:14 PM
    you forgot Anna Svidersky...stabbed to death by some stuffed animal loving nut job
  7. mr 666
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 5/18/2011 11:49 AM
    how the f**k can such a psycho get hold of such firepower only in the usa\nthey shoul ban guns the f**king morons
  8. ThomasMorris
    Minimum wage and a black eye at 4/26/2011 5:29 AM
    We're Fighting It!!!
  9. Burger King
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 4/25/2011 4:04 PM
    Would you like fries with that?
    1. wan ker
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 6/24/2011 1:31 AM
      suck my balls wanker.
  10. Meghan
    Not Lovin' It at 12/29/2010 9:17 PM
    I'm confused. Who hit who with the bottle? The video is no longer there, and your wording is confusing.
  11. eatingbaconforbreakfast
    International Violence Squad at 8/15/2010 10:44 PM
    p.s.
    SCREW THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.
    AKA. THERE IS NONE.
  12. Avinash M
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 8/11/2010 7:56 AM
    Very disturbing.

    Police must find that man and get the justice to that poor girl.
  13. Big Steve
    Kid Get Shot On The Job And Foots His Own Medical Bills at 8/09/2010 9:30 PM
    thats f**ked up and i bet the only reason the video got removed is because Micky Dees b***hed about it
  14. Bill
    Not Lovin' It at 7/22/2010 3:24 AM
    In the time it takes for a police response, the criminal would probably be long gone. Making a video of the crime provides the cops with real evidence. You can make the call later.
  15. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/11/2010 5:52 PM
    This is one of the most entertaining pieces of content I have ever seen on the internet - who would have thought it would be McDonald's Massacre footage but then again they serve like 5% of all the world's food or something.
  16. menchu
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/01/2010 9:17 PM
    what i mean is why we do not have to eat macdonalds food. . . show us why. thanks
  17. menchu
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 7/01/2010 9:16 PM
    we need to know the truth. . . show us the true picture. . . expose the real thing . . not gossip
  18. sam
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 4/11/2010 2:13 PM
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_River_McDonald's_murders

    this particular incident sucked balls.
  19. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/18/2010 6:13 AM
    It's shocking that 90% of the violence is from one race. I didn't see that coming...
  20. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/10/2010 12:27 AM
    ok, first other anon dude, animals is being a racist p***k, ok? there humans, whether dumbasses or not, what about the fat guy going on a rampage? he was white, racism is pointless, stupidity has no race, you being a great example.

    nd second, that no cuts one, I don't see why anyone would just unload on a woman like that, but once I saw the guy actually moving, from his size and the seriousness of the way he was swinging, I would seriously have to say roid rage goin on there
  21. Anonymous
    Tranny Attack at 3/09/2010 3:55 AM
    dfds
  22. CanIhaveyonumba
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/05/2010 5:04 PM
    What about all the violent heart attacks people get from McDonald's. Why is that not on the list?
    1. chelsay790
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/23/2010 2:13 PM
      The list would be too big. Obviously
  23. Comedy Plus
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/03/2010 6:24 PM
    Makes me glad I don't eat at McDonald's. Their food is garbage.
    1. John Barryman
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/05/2010 4:49 PM
      haha i know right- bad food and fights? why would anyone want to go there.
  24. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 4:38 PM
    Mc Donalds is evil.
    1. Anonymous
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/08/2010 4:36 AM
      I agree))
  25. Daniel
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 11:58 AM
    "Some poor highschool student who was employed there got stabbed to death by some weirdo in the Vancouver, Washington Mcdonald's not too long ago."

    I live in Vancouver, I remember that.
  26. texasnick
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/02/2010 9:40 AM
    McDonald's sucks to begin with, not surprising to see the type of element that dines there. People should stay away from fast food period. There's not one thing good about McDonald's. All they serve is greasy over priced s**t to s**ttier people.
  27. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 11:48 PM
    Notice most of these involve non-white animals.
  28. poopers
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 7:46 PM
    Some poor highschool student who was employed there got stabbed to death by some weirdo in the Vancouver, Washington Mcdonald's not too long ago.
  29. Rob
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 4:29 PM
    Sydney river Mcdonald Murders would have easily ranked highest on the list
  30. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 10:41 AM
    Pretty sure that in the 4th clip it is the McDonald's manager breaking the plastic container on the attackers head. If you notice he and another man are restraining a man in a leather jacket.
  31. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 10:25 AM
    so its a fact now... 85% of crime in a mcdonalds is by black people. the other 15% is hungery fat white people. (cept in sweden)
  32. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 9:40 AM
    black people...
  33. Anonymous
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 6:31 AM
    I think this should have been number 1
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Ysidro_McDonald%27s_massacre
    1. unanonymous
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 3/01/2010 9:16 PM
      it was...sorta. Read the whole article next time.
  34. Headless Fancy
    Tranny Attack at 3/01/2010 5:36 AM
    1:38 is that a green d***o?? I feel horrible for asking, but I honestly can't think of anything else it could be!
    1. Anonymous
      Tranny Attack at 3/02/2010 1:11 PM
      God, I hope so. I love this list haha
  35. chelsay790
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 2/17/2010 3:48 PM
    This is why I don't eat McDonalds! Well, besides the fact that everythings a billion calories.
    1. Greg
      The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 2/17/2010 3:49 PM
      this list gives me more incentive to eat mcdonalds. good advertising hehe
  36. howdyhigh
    The 13 Most Violent Things That've Happened at a McDonald's at 2/17/2010 3:47 PM
    hahah i love it! great list

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