The 13 Sexiest (Famous) Female Scientologists By Greg [98 more lists]

Some have converted for marriage and other were born with Scientologist parents, but all of these women are open, proud and card carrying Scientologists. So in one place, here are the hottest celebrity female Scientologists the world has ever seen (thus far).

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Katie Holmes

First of all, for everything you need to know about Scientology (in case you're unaware or undereducated about the movement, check out Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology.

Katie Holmes. Oh, Katie Holmes. You are the hottest because you are Joey from Dawson's Creek and I will never grow up.

The adorable Katie Holmes, who was raised Roman Catholic (which, by the looks of this list, is the perfect gateway religion to Scientology), joined the Church of Scientology shortly after Tom Cruise put her in his clutches and hasn't let her out of their castle since.

Strangely, right after she got together with Cruise, she fired her long-time manager and agent and hired her new "best friend", Jessica Rodriguez, who is from a prominent family of Scientologists.

Holmes and Cruise were married in 2006 at the 15th-century Odescalchi Castle in Bracciano, Italy, in a Scientology ceremony that, much like that of Kelly Preston and John Travolta, wasn't valid "legally" (probably for the same reasons that my Jedi wedding to my wife Trolgda isn't valid).

The couple actually validated their marriage in Los Angeles the day before the Italian ceremony, but didn't make it MySpace official (it was 2006) until after the Scientology ceremony.

Here she is looking absolutely stunning on a normal day. She just does that.

And here is Hollywood's favorite MILF sunbathing in her bikini, proving that she still does, and always will, have it.

And just check this out. It's just her in a shoulder-showing sweater and a ponytail, but Xenu damn. Xenu damn, you guys.
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Erika Christensen

Erika Christensen is the main girl in Swimfan, was in Traffic, and is currently on that NBC Drama called Parenthood.

She's a purebred Scientologist, through and through. Her parents became Scientologists during their mid 20s and raised her to be a Scientologist her entire life, even going as far as to home-school her.

Most importantly, she can't really go anywhere without flashing an insane amount of cleavage.

I mean, look.

And I mean, than Xenu for a rack like this. BAM.

Also.

Oh, and here she is SFW naked.
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Laura Prepon

She's the tall, hot, Amazonian Goddess known as the girl from That 70s Show (ha, the title for that show totally works in this context, this is why they did it, glad it's finally paying off...) who was WAY out of Topher Grace's league.

Since That 70s Show, she's done a lot of voice acting on shows like King of the Hill, American Dad and even did a voice on Halo 2.

In 2007, she announced that she was a Scientologist. I blame the Mastersons.
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Bijou Phillips

Bijou Phillips is that cute girl from Hostel II, Choke, a billion straight to DVD horror movies (which really makes her that much more awesome in my book) and, most importantly, she's the sister of the now-infamous Phillips sisters (who were fathered by John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas).

In case you weren't paying attention to unimportant news in 2009, John Phillips was found to have been having an incestuous relationship with his daughter for over a decade and had, apparently, mixed up his role as a Papa, and mistook MacKenzie Phillips for a Mama. A Mama she was not.

Bijou Phillips is a model, actress and singer who's married to fellow Scientologist Danny Masterson (who you might know as the white guy with the afro from That 70s Show).

Here she is having a very fortunate bikini malfunction.

And here she is topless in a poster from Hostel II (get it??? Stick around for her video from Havoc!)
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Juliette Lewis

Juliette Lewis still looks amazing for her age, even if your wife doesn't think so. And who could for get the above scene from From Dusk Til Dawn, where Quentin Tarantino thinks what we're all thinking when she shows up (she was 22 at the time) in nothing but a bikini top and a towel (still one of the best vampire movies of all time).

She's since had a great career and is one of the most versatile actresses in Hollywood.

Interestingly, Juliette Lewis is both a Christian and a member of the Church of Scientology.

Here she is proving how cute she still looks in a bikini.
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Catherine Bell

Catherine Bell, the star of the TV show "Army Wives" that was not kicked off of a military benefit/charity show for being too inebriated, is one of the hottest Scientologists out there, if not THE hottest one (you decide!)

She's also in that show JAG that your grandparents go apesh*t over.

Bell was raised Roman Catholic and went to an all girls Catholic school (aww yeah), which somehow didn't sit well with her so much that she is now a practicing Scientologist. Because practice makes perfect.

Catherine Bell has attested to attaining the "Scientology State of Clear", which doesn't mean she now looks like that awesome Ice Man toy you used to have, but actually means she's reached the top level (out of 2 levels) that you can attain as a Scientologist.

According to Scientology's teachings:
A state of Clear is reached when a person becomes free of the influence of engrams, unwanted emotions or painful traumas not readily available to the conscious mind.
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Jenna Elfman

Dharma. She's Dharma from Dharma and Greg. After that, there's not really too much she's done other than an insane amount of steady TV (she recently did a cameo as Dharma on the first Ashton Kutcher episode of Two and a Half Men) and, of course, Krippendorf's Tribe, and the cinematic masterpiece that it felt like they didn't even pay Bugs Bunny enough to be in: Looney Tunes: Back in Action.

Much like many Scientologists, she has hosted some ironic event with Charlie Sheen, namely The New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project Charity Event at Geisha House in Hollywood, California.

She's on the board of advisors for the Scientology-owned Citizens Commission on Human Rights' Psychiatry: An Industry of Death museum -- a museum that condemns psychiatry (which Scientologists hate).
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Peaches Geldof

Peaches Geldof, who is an ADORABLE British model, actress and journalist. She's famous because she's one of those people who can't seem to stay out of tabloids, and also because she's really cute.

She dated Hostel director Eli Roth for a while and then split up with him after a few months because that guy's kind of a douche.
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Marisol Nichols

Marisol Nichols is the hot and tough agent Nadia Yassir on 24. She also appeared in bit roles in such 90s movies as Scream 2, Can't Hardly Wait and The Sex Monster.

She became a Scientologist after her Chiropractor introduced her to it. Ha. What a sucker. I can't believe she fell for that (Chiropractors)!

She's an active advocate of Criminon, a Scientology-related prisoner rehabilitation program that stresses the ideals of "Do not take harmful drugs", "Be faithful to your sexual partner", "Do not tell harmful lies", "Don't do anything illegal", "Do not steal", and "Do not murder".

Groundbreaking.
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Rachel Miner

Rachel Miner plays that really hot S&M loving assistant on Californication.

She's currently a practicing Scientologist and is as hot as this picture explains.
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Kelly Preston

You might know Kelly Preston from such accidental shootings as that one time her then-fiancee Charlie Sheen shot her in the arm, or great 80's sex comedies.

You might also know her as one of the hottest Scientologists this side of the well-respected religions that aren't called cults, but still spend most of their time fighting with each other.

She's also played "the hot one" in such movies as Jerry McGuire, Twins and was even in the historical documentary Battlefield Earth, for which she won a Razzie award for Worst Actress.

When she and fellow Scientologist John Travolta were married, according to history books (Wikipedia)

two ceremonies had to be conducted because the first, performed in Paris on September 5, 1991, by a French Scientology minister (both Preston and Travolta are Scientologists), was not valid. The second ceremony took place a week later on September 12 in Daytona Beach, Florida.
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Sofia Milos

Sofia Milos (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!) is most well known for being on one of the most highly-watched television shows in the country, CSI: Miami. The Italian/Greek actress/Goddess is a Scientologist by trade, and has a rack that would bring ancient aliens to earth.
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Leah Remini

Leah Remini is that intimidating macho chick who bosses around Kevin James throughout all 9 inexplicably-existent seasons of The King of Queens.

She also plays the boss's daughter in that one episode of Saved By the Bell where they all get a job working at the country club/beach resort place.

She's a generally well-known TV actress and is still currently acting, although she probably doesn't have to because of all that juicy, delicious King of Queens money.

Remini also was at the opening of the famous Church of Scientology's "Psychiatry: An Industry of Death" Museum.

And if you have anything bad to say about Scientology, here's what she's said about people like you on CNN:

If somebody is going to get turned off about something because of what they read or heard, then that person's not smart enough to even enter a church. If you're really against something, then know what you're against.

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