The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

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List Criteria: Vote up all the girls who you think are craziest.

Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty damn hot, destroying Jaguars, XBoxes, balls, PS3s, fingers, Star Wars collections, and most importantly, dreams. Girls are ranked both by their craziness and hotness... what?

EDIT: Hey, I'm really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT... are most of these real or fake? Well, it's the Internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of Internet history, no?

These sexy girlfriends, for better or worse, totally lost it... and it's almost too much fun to watch.

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    Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

    Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
    Photo: via Twitter

    Since there are no pictures of this girl in this video, one can only assume she looks kind of like, no, EXACTLY, like the picture to the left.

    If you think this is bad, then you won't believe what these crazy exes are doing.

    So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for two weeks. He tells his friends and family, and even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she's a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn't answer his phone.

    She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for "cutting her off") to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.

    You really just need to watch this. It is golden.

    The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink, and as soon as they hand her the drink she says, "you remind me of my boyfriend," which #1: an unattractive girl would not do, because c'mon, and #2: is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine.

    Check out more sex crazy girls here

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    Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3

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    This girl is probably dead. This guy sounded pretty pissed.

    So as one of the guys who actually kind of seems like he has it coming on this list, this fed-up girlfriend (who goes to school, pays all the bills, and still doesn't even get to sleep with her boyfriend because he's up all night playing video games... instead of looking for a job) decides, at 3 AM, to teach her boyfriend a lesson.

    She angrily stomps downstairs and asks her boyfriend if he knows what time it is. He says no because he's too busy playing the really overrated and underwhelming Ghostbusters game that came out in 2009 and then (clearly not detecting that she's as angry as she is), he tells her to get him something to drink.

    This is when s**t truly hits the fan.

    She goes nuts on his new PS3 (this is when it first came out, too, so they were actually pretty rare at the time... and extremely expensive), smashes it, and then the camera cuts out after he throws her off of the wreckage of his new purchase.

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    Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key

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    Real or fake, this girl is an absolute either comic genius or complete psychopath. Either way, it's really, really hot for some reason. There's a lot wrong with me. It's probably the glasses.

    So this girl basically does what was, at the time, the unthinkable. She didn't go out and bang his best friend or key his car or break anything he owned... except his spirit. People have waited YEARS for Starcraft 2 to come out. Starcraft 2 was one of the most preciously anticipated games of the last 10 years and Beta access to an early version of the game was like having a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket (only much more available.)

    So, when "Brad" received his Starcraft 2 Beta key in the mail, which would have allowed him access to the wonders of Starcraft 2 (and freed him from the shackles of "showering"), his email had been hacked... by his ex-girlfriend. The hottie that he dumped for obvious, "I don't want my children to grow up deaf" reasons had not only hacked into his email, but deleted his Starcraft 2 Beta key email. On top of that, she printed it out before doing so just so she could video tape herself shredding it.

    The comic timing of where the video ends is priceless. She's also up near the top of the list because she's insanely cute (once again, it's probably just the glasses), despite the fact that she probably collects human flesh.

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    Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?

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    So basically, this insanely hot girl is sick of her boyfriend playing video games with his friends all the time. And much like everyone on this list, she doesn't talk to him about it, she doesn't leave him or try and consider why she IS with him; she decides to go insane.

    She tells the guy filming, who obviously wants to bang her, what is going on as this douche prepares to pull a horrible, expensive, and heartless prank on a guy who probably doesn't completely deserve it. She grabs a bat from her HUGE truck and walks in on her boyfriend and all his friends playing video games and smashes the XBox repeatedly with the bat while they're playing games, ostensibly losing them a crucial match that embarrassed them all.

    The most annoying part is how hard the douchebag who's taping this is laughing. He's obviously too ugly for her to want to bang him, so he's trying to get in her good graces, so he supports completely dissing someone who he probably pretended to be "bros" with on camera.

    So to answer the question posed by this YouTube video "Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?" even though she's kind of a Hispanic Kristen Bell, the answer in this case is "Call of Duty 4 IS my girlfriend" (which is probably so true for so many of us...)

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    Pissed Off Girlfriend Unloads His Stuff in NYC

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    This crazy/beautiful redhead loads up her SUV with a guy named Stephen's belongings and yells at him on a public street in New York. She unloads his most valuable belongings while smashing them in front of a small crowd.

    Luckily, one of them chose to film it with their camera phone. As she's standing there, symbolically breaking all of this cheating bastard's belongings, she smashes his laptop, bends his golf clubs, and almost smashes his flatscreen TV before one of the bystanders begs her not to. She doesn't, and the guy gets a free TV, which must have been one of the coolest moments of his life.

    She goes on to yell at the guy and curse him for what he did in a public forum, which goes to show that you should never EVER cheat on your girlfriend because, among other things, you never know what kind of monster you're going to create.

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    The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox

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    An oldie but a goodie (and the one that started the console smashing trend in 2010), this sexy blonde had had it with her boyfriend and in this oversaturated viral video from early 2010. She proceeds to destroy her boyfriend's XBox with a golf club. It was covered in news stories all over the Internet and mainstream media and garnered a new hatred for unsupportive girlfriends, as well as a wave of "alright, maybe we SHOULD spend more quality time together."

    Her boyfriend later smashed her laptop in a retort video showing that not only was this one probably fake, but that they prank each other all the time, like that one couple on whose girl would have made the list if it wasn't for the constant, brutal back-and-forth she has with her boyfriend where she's totally cool with being pranked just as long as she can prank him back.

    So before anyone says anything in the comments, they didn't make the list because they're both cool with the pranks and put them on break. This means that not only do they have a great relationship, but that the girl is absolutely, unbelievably cool.

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    In another mean-for-no-reason act of psychosis, a girlfriend decides to prank on her boyfriend just because.

    The prank? To make sure she never gets treated to an expensive dinner, and that he'll never wait until she finishes first, ever again.

    This blonde girl sets up a series of mousetraps in a row, (about 12 or so mousetraps) and decides to make her boyfriend fall down on them, attacking his fingers, legs, chest, face, and anywhere else a trap closed.

    The plan is actually kind of funny: to set the mousetraps up at the foot of his bed (along with a whole bunch of marbles, just so that he slips, proving that she watched the Home Alone movies), and then at three o'clock in the morning, she wakes him up to tell him his car is getting towed.

    It happens, everything goes to plan, and the guy is in excruciating pain.

    Girls like this need to find better hobbies than terrorizing the one dude who will put up with their crap.

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    German Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight

    German Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight
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    Click here for the video of three cute French girls destroying a guy's Jaguar .

    These adorable German girls publicly play a real-life version of the bonus level from Street Fighter II with a guy's Jaguar.

    They start out by scratching it by hand with small tools, and then manage to get everything from shovels to wheel barrows to destroy a pretty nice, dark green Jaguar. They smash the car and kick it and are captured by many different cameras, YouTubers, and camera phones, so much that the person who made the clip linked above cut together all the footage in an almost-too-good-to-be-true display of vengeance.

    Apparently, the guy cheated on her... which is definitely grounds for some kind of payment, but this was a little much. What if they got the wrong Jaguar?

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    Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work

    Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work
    Photo: PrankvsPrank/via YouTube

    Alright, so this one's actually pretty funny. Click here to view the full video. This girl is pretty insane, and you can definitely tell she's up to something, but she's got some pretty great curves. Let's move on...

    So basically, a guy does something careless because he probably has better things to do with his life, and he accidentally forgets to pick up his girlfriend. By the looks of him, he was probably doing something really important to him like playing a pick-up game of basketball or beating up people that look "diffrn't."

    So he gets home, his girlfriend plans out a cute little ploy to make sure that she can get this on camera, so she calls out the other guy in the room as having been playing with the camera all day. She tells him a series of knock knock jokes and then finally pulls her trick.

    It is actually quite magnificent. She not only splashes water on his face (which is already taking it a tad too far), but slaps him hard across the face immediately following the water. After the water, her coup de gras, she knees him really hard in the balls, sending him falling back against the wall behind him. The most heartbreaking part is that she does all of this right after he apologizes.

    Never EVER forget to pick up your psycho girlfriend with way too much time on her hands from her work (most likely as "the cashier that will ruin your day" at the local Rite Aid.)

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    Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night

    Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night
    Photo: CarandTrav/via break

    Click here to view the video.

    In all seriousness, it would probably be really appropriate to look at this picture while playing this song.

    So this girl, who's crazy cute, but obviously spends way too much time on her hair, is probably the worst girlfriend on Earth. That and a complete sociopath. She starts the video out by telling the "audience" that her boyfriend is really depressed that his XBox won't work and that he's actually been sad about it for a long time (which makes sense because when mine red-ringed, I went through an existential crisis)... until it got fixed! Problem solved, right? Wrong.

    After it was fixed, he was apparently spending way too much time playing video games and doing other things that this girl hated him doing, like "enjoying himself," so she decided to take things into her own hands.

    She took his XBox out into the garage, got out a baseball bat, and hit it until it broke, its insides splattered in tiny pieces all over the concrete floor, its voice silenced forever. No red ring, no frozen screens, just silence. And her laughter.

    Her horrible, terrifying laughter would continue until the poor emo douchebag came home and saw what had happened. It was a sad scene with too much tragedy, drama, catharsis, immaturity, gore, plastic, microchips, and hair product.

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    Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters

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    While a World of Warcraft addict goes out to get a pack of cigarettes (that he apparently smokes indoors, so his house will end up smelling like the '70s), his girlfriend expresses, on video, her disdain for his favorite pastime.

    She goes on to say that she's going to fix this, which at this point in the list is absolutely terrifying. This guy was supposed to be going on a raid that night, and much like cutting off the water supply in the city as soon as firefighters are needed to put out a fire at a five-story orphanage, she makes sure that it's not possible for him to raid.

    What does she do? She erases hundreds of hours of work by deleting 5-6 (read: ALL of his) Warcraft characters. People have been killed for doing less. This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award-winning sandcastle right before the judging.

    Understandably, the guy is pissed, but after the initial "I just lost my wallet" feeling he experiences, he flips a lid, and doesn't even suspect his girlfriend. He takes it out on his monitor. It's pretty brutal, and she's pretty insane. Why is she on this list? Well... she sounds kinda hot, but her "psycho" quality is off the freaking charts.

    Also, it's more probable than not that she's hot because most of the girls who pull this stuff on the Internet, and are so comfortable (for some reason) talking to cameras (which is literally talking to a machine while you're alone) are attractive and are used to a lot of attention because of that and fight back when they don't get it.


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    This is Scarier Than Paranormal Activity

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    I have absolutely no idea what happened, I have no idea why she's so angry or if the guy even deserved it, but dear lord is this scary (and the girl actually looks kind of cute in a homely, mid-west kind of way). This girl goes absolutely insane at this guy and then comes at his car with a shovel.

    Her friends try and calm her down to no avail, but the whole time she sounds like she's been possessed by some evil force.

    Surely, right before the effects of a world-wide running-zombie apocalypse, these are the first signs that lead to the aggression that would cause people to devour human flesh.

    Despite of what happened here, unless this guy killed her entire family after he banged her best friend, there is no reason for any human being to act this way.

    Absolutely insane.

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    Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection

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    Unfortunately, the girl on the left, the blonde one, is pretty cute. So, she got a boyfriend somehow, despite being a talking, somehow-walking, and breathing piece of crap. But that's not why she's on this list. She's on this list because this is the most psycho girlfriend on this list. She doesn't do it while laughing maniacally, like crazy girl up there, she does it while celebrating with her Sex-and-the-City-if-they-were-ugly-and-unsuccessful friends, calmly and happily.

    So, the girl goes into a room with a Star Wars collection. A really awesome one. Like, vintage figures in well-lit glass cases good. And she's going to teach him a lesson.


    BECAUSE HE WENT TO VEGAS. That's it. The guy decided to take a weekend in Vegas with his close buddies and just because he hasn't proposed to her, she decides to break his Star Wars figures, which she calls "cheap, plastic Star Wars toys." Some things like that can be worth over $1500 (like an original Han Solo, for example.)

    The girl filming (who we're going to assume is too fat to be on camera, just because this video will piss everyone off who watches it) asks what his favorite toy is. The stupid (hopefully now "ex") girlfriend says "this Snow Trooper on this bike scout thing." Fat girl says "oh my God, that is so huge, how much do you think it cost him?" demon girlfriend says, "I dunno, probably $100."

    $100?! TRY $720 YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT. HE PROBABLY COULD'VE SOLD IT TO BUY YOU A STUPID RING (or at least get a down payment on it.) Apparently, the guy proposed to the girl without a ring, so she decided to smash his favorite storm trooper.

    The next scene plays out like scenes from a Saw movie as they set up an entire area and tools to break her fiancee's favorite toy.

    How much they enjoy this is sickening. Nobody said this list was going to be all laughs... A moment of silence, please.

    ... she ends the video, childishly, with "Star Wars sucks."

    Let's everyone hope that she dies alone.

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