The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History By John Barryman [36 more lists]
Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty damn hot, destroying Jaguars, XBoxes, balls, PS3s, fingers, Star Wars collections and, more importantly, dreams. Girls are ranked both by their craziness and hotness... what?
EDIT: Hey, I'm really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT... are most of these real or fake? Well, it's the internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of internet history, no?
- 1
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key
Real or fake this girl is an absolute either comic genius or complete psychopath. Either way, it's really, really hot for some reason. There's a lot wrong with me. It's probably the glasses.
So this girl basically does what was, at the time, the unthinkable. She didn't go out and bang his best friend or key his car or break anything he owned... except his spirit. People have waited YEARS for Starcraft 2 to come out. Starcraft 2 was one of the most preciously anticipated games of the last 10 years and Beta access to an early version of the game was like having a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket (only much more available.)
So, when ""Brad"" received his Starcraft 2 Beta key in the mail, which would have allowed him access to the wonders of Starcraft 2 (and freed him from the shackles of ""showering""), his email had been hacked... by his ex-girlfriend. The hottie that he dumped for obvious, ""I don't want my children to grow up deaf"" reasons had not only hacked into his email, but deleted his Starcraft 2 Beta key email. On top of that, she printed it out before doing so just so she could video tape herself shredding it.
The comic timing of where the video ends is priceless. She's also up near the top of the list because she's insanely cute (once again, it's probably just the glasses), despite the fact that she probably collects human flesh. -
- 2
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night
Click here to view the video .
In all seriousness, it would probably be really appropriate to look at this picture while playing this song .
So this girl, who's crazy cute, but obviously spends way too much time on her hair, is probably the worst girlfriend on earth. That and a complete sociopath. She starts the video out by telling the "audience" that her boyfriend is really depressed that his XBox won't work and that he's actually been sad about it for a long time (which makes sense because when mine red-ringed I went through an existential crisis)... until it got fixed! Problem solved, right? Wrong.
After it was fixed he was apparently spending way too much time playing video games and doing other things that this girl hated him doing like "enjoying himself", so she decided to take things into her own hands.
She took his XBox out into the garage, got out a baseball bat and hit it until it broke, its insides splattered in tiny pieces all over the concrete floor, its voice silenced forever. No red ring, no frozen screens, just silence. And her laughter.
Her horrible, terrifying laughter would continue until the poor emo douchebag came home and saw what had happened. It was a sad scene with too much tragedy, drama, catharsis, immaturity, gore, plastic, microchips and hair product. - 3
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection
Unfortunately the girl on the left, the blonde one, is pretty cute. So, she got a boyfriend somehow, despite being a talking, somehow-walking and breathing piece of crap. But that's not why she's on this list. She's on this list because this is the most psycho girlfriend on this list because she doesn't do it while laughing maniacally, like crazy girl up there, she does it while celebrating with her Sex-and-the-City-if-they-were-ugly-and-unsuccessful friends, calmly and happily.
So, the girl goes into a room with a Star Wars collection. A really awesome one. Like, vintage figures in well-lit glass cases good. And she's going to teach him a lesson.
Why?
BECAUSE HE WENT TO VEGAS. That's it. The guy decided to take a weekend in Vegas with his close buddies and just because he hasn't proposed to her, she decides to break his Star Wars figures which she calls ""cheap, plastic Star Wars toys."" Some things like that can be worth over $1500 (like an original Han Solo, for example.)
The girl filming (who we're going to assume is too fat to be on camera, just because this video will piss everyone who watches it off) asks what his favorite toy is. The stupid (hopefully now ""ex"") girlfriend says ""this Snow Trooper on this bike scout thing"". Fat girl says ""oh my God that is so huge, how much do you think it cost him?"" demon girlfriend says ""I dunno, probably $100"".
$100?! TRY $720 YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT. HE PROBABLY COULD'VE SOLD IT TO BUY YOU A STUPID RING (or at least get a down payment on it.) Apparently, the guy proposed to the girl without a ring, so she decided to smash his favorite storm trooper.
The next scene plays out like scenes from a Saw movie as they set up an entire area and tools to break her fiancee's favorite toy.
How much they enjoy this is sickening. Nobody said this list was going to be all laughs... A moment of silence, please.
... she ends the video, childishly, with ""Star Wars sucks."
Let's everyone hope that she dies alone. -
- 4
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
Since there are no pictures of this girl in this video, one can only assume she looks kind of like, no, EXACTLY, like the picture to the left.
Click here for the full video of this slow, steady trainwreck of a woman. It is amazing and worth your time.
So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for 2 weeks. He tells his friends and family, even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she's a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip to Europe in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn't answer his phone.
She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for "cutting her off") to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.
You really just need to watch this. It is golden.
The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink and as soon as they hand her the drink she says "you remind me of my boyfriend," which #1 an unattractive girl would not do because c'mon and #2 is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine. - 5
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?
So basically, this insanely hot girl is sick of her boyfriend playing video games with his friends all the time. And much like everyone on this list, she doesn't talk to him about it, she doesn't leave him or try and consider why she IS with him, she decides to go insane.
She tells the guy filming, who obviously wants to bang her, what is going on as this douche prepares to pull a horrible, expensive and heartless prank on a guy who probably doesn't all the way deserve it. She grabs a bat from her HUGE truck and walks in on her boyfriend and all his friends playing video games and smashes the XBox repeatedly with the bat while they're playing games, ostensibly losing them a crucial match that embarrassed them all.
The most annoying part is how hard the douchebag who's taping this is laughing. He's obviously too ugly for her to want to bang him, so he's trying to get in her good graces, so he supports completely dissing someone who he probably pretended to be "bros" with on camera.
So to answer the question posed by this YouTube video "Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?", even though she's kind of a Hispanic Kristen Bell, the answer in this case is "Call of Duty 4 IS my girlfriend" (which is probably so true for so many of us...)
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Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 5/04/2012 4:37 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 4/29/2012 9:17 PM
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Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 2/12/2012 8:43 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 1/16/2012 2:00 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 1/13/2012 8:33 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 12/19/2011 10:30 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 12/10/2011 10:17 PM
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Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/31/2011 2:36 PM
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At any rate, just looking at the dude make ME want to make him cry.
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 1/13/2011 12:40 PM
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PC GAMING MASTER RACE
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The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 11/19/2010 2:03 AM
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Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/20/2010 3:27 PM
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Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/20/2010 11:35 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/20/2010 8:31 AM
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/19/2010 4:43 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/19/2010 3:24 PM
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Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/20/2010 9:22 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/19/2010 11:34 AM
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/19/2010 5:27 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/19/2010 5:03 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/19/2010 2:56 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/20/2010 1:24 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/19/2010 12:58 AM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/19/2010 12:53 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/19/2010 12:42 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 11:37 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/18/2010 8:33 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/18/2010 7:31 PM
i have trouble believing this is real
if by off chance it was, she deserves to be punched in the face
id never do this to my boyfriend
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 7:13 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/23/2010 6:36 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/19/2010 2:10 PM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/18/2010 3:10 PM
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 10/18/2010 12:33 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/18/2010 12:28 PM
Oh well most of these women deserve a good ass-kicking, 1960 style.
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/18/2010 10:29 AM
Seriously though, is it bad I was cheering for her?
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 6:39 AM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/18/2010 6:21 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/17/2010 9:33 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/17/2010 7:35 PM
I am 100% with Sakamura on this one.
I am also amazed.
*points down to next comment*
You are a idiot. Please refers to Sakamura's comment.
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/17/2010 7:02 PM
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 10/17/2010 6:36 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/17/2010 5:56 PM
If anybody does that to me, I'll destroy something of theirs that makes them 'enjoy themselves.'
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 2:23 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 1:13 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/17/2010 12:22 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/17/2010 11:51 AM
On topic... that girl will hopefully get what she deserves: sued and asked to pay back for repairs (if possible at that point).
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/17/2010 11:09 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/17/2010 10:24 AM
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/17/2010 10:19 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 10:09 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 10:07 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 9:59 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 1:33 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/17/2010 9:35 AM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/17/2010 9:34 AM
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 10/16/2010 3:41 PM
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/16/2010 3:37 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/16/2010 3:24 PM
This is Scarier Than Paranormal Activity at 10/16/2010 12:39 AM
Mousetraps at 10/15/2010 11:42 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/15/2010 11:24 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/15/2010 10:07 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/20/2010 11:31 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 10:03 PM
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The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/18/2010 2:33 PM
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/15/2010 9:48 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/15/2010 9:43 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 8:30 PM
Video 6:
It is actually quite magnificent. (Mangina Translation - I actually laugh when other men experience pain)
Video 7:
The plan is actually kind of funny. (See Above)
Video 8:
This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award winning sandcastle right before the judging. (Translation - THAT'S ME, I SPEND ALL MY LIFE ON Warcraft, that b***h!)
Video 9:
one of the guys who actually kind of seems like he has it coming on this list (Translation - she's hawt, I wannah f**k er')
Video 10:
I have no idea why she's so angry or if the guy even deserved it (Translation - I'm desperately looking a reason to laugh at this guy and defend her abuse)
Chances are this hard-up f**k would leap head first right up their asses the first chance he got with the sole goal of f**king N chucking and would laugh at all any guy who dare lash out "dude, that b***h is psycho" by calling them "ah man don't be geh".
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/18/2010 3:02 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 8:21 PM
Notice how he immedieatley used the world SEXIEST in the title and then goes on & on about how great one girls t**s are to the curves on another.
Chances are this hard-up f**k would leap head first right up their asses the first chance he got with the sole goal of f**king N chucking and would laugh at all any guy who dare lash out "dude, that b***h is psycho" by calling them "ah man don't be geh".
F**king hopeless men, f**king hopeless!
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/15/2010 7:05 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 3:42 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/15/2010 12:58 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 11:09 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/15/2010 9:15 AM
Mousetraps at 10/15/2010 9:06 AM
Mousetraps at 10/15/2010 8:34 AM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/15/2010 7:50 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/15/2010 6:04 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 11:49 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/14/2010 11:49 PM
FAIL.
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/14/2010 11:30 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/15/2010 1:12 AM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/14/2010 10:35 PM
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French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 10:03 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/14/2010 9:55 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/14/2010 8:05 PM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/14/2010 8:03 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/14/2010 6:08 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/14/2010 4:43 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 2:49 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/14/2010 12:57 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/14/2010 11:52 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 9:55 AM
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/14/2010 11:51 AM
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Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/14/2010 10:11 AM
Mousetraps at 10/14/2010 9:54 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 8:55 AM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/14/2010 7:41 AM
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