The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History
Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty damn hot, destroying Jaguars, XBoxes, balls, PS3s, fingers, Star Wars collections and, more importantly, dreams. Girls are ranked both by their craziness and hotness... what?
EDIT: Hey, I'm really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT... are most of these real or fake? Well, it's the internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of internet history, no?
EDIT: Hey, I'm really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT... are most of these real or fake? Well, it's the internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of internet history, no?
- 6Up 37Down 36
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work
Alright, so this one's actually pretty funny. Click here to view the full video . This girl is pretty insane, and you can definitely tell she's up to something, but she's got some pretty great curves. Let's move on...
So basically, a guy does something careless because he probably has better things to do with his life, and he accidentally forgets to pick up his girlfriend. By the looks of him, he was probably doing something really important to him like playing a pick-up game of basketball or beating up people that look "diffrn't".
So he gets home, his girlfriend plans out a cute little ploy to make sure that she can get this on camera, so she calls out the other guy in the room as having been playing with the camera all day. She tells him a series of knock knock jokes and then finally pulls her trick.
It is actually quite magnificent. She not only splashes water on his face (which is already taking it a tad too far), but slaps him hard across the face immediately following the water. After the water, her coup de gras, she knees him really hard in the balls, sending him falling back against the wall behind him. The most heartbreaking part is that she does all of this right after he apologizes.
Never EVER forget to pick up your psycho girlfriend with way too much time on her hands from her work (most likely as "the cashier that will ruin your day" at the local Rite Aid.) - 7Up 56Down 56
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night
Click here to view the video .
In all seriousness, it would probably be really appropriate to look at this picture while playing this song .
So this girl, who's crazy cute, but obviously spends way too much time on her hair, is probably the worst girlfriend on earth. That and a complete sociopath. She starts the video out by telling the "audience" that her boyfriend is really depressed that his XBox won't work and that he's actually been sad about it for a long time (which makes sense because when mine red-ringed I went through an existential crisis)... until it got fixed! Problem solved, right? Wrong.
After it was fixed he was apparently spending way too much time playing video games and doing other things that this girl hated him doing like "enjoying himself", so she decided to take things into her own hands.
She took his XBox out into the garage, got out a baseball bat and hit it until it broke, its insides splattered in tiny pieces all over the concrete floor, its voice silenced forever. No red ring, no frozen screens, just silence. And her laughter.
Her horrible, terrifying laughter would continue until the poor emo douchebag came home and saw what had happened. It was a sad scene with too much tragedy, drama, catharsis, immaturity, gore, plastic, microchips and hair product. - 8Up 49Down 49
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox
An oldie but a goodie (and the one that started the console smashing trend in 2010), this sexy blonde had had it with her boyfriend and in this oversaturated viral video from early 2010, she proceeds to destroy her boyfriend's XBox with a golf club. It was covered in news stories all over the internet and mainstream media, and garnered a new hatred for unsupportive girlfriends, as well as a wave of "alright, maybe we SHOULD spend more quality time together"
Her boyfriend later smashed her laptop in a retort video showing that not only was this one probably fake, but that they prank each other all the time, like that one couple on Break.com whose girl would have made the list if it wasn't for the constant, brutal back-and-forth she has with her boyfriend where she's totally cool with being pranked just as long as she can prank him back.
So before anyone says anything in the comments, they didn't make the list because they're both cool with the pranks and put them on break. This means that not only do they have a great relationship, but that the girl is absolutely, unbelievably cool. - 9Up 49Down 49
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters
While a World of Warcraft addict goes out to get a pack of cigarettes (that he apparently smokes indoors, so his house will end up smelling like the 70s), his girlfriend expresses, on video, her disdain for his favorite pastime.
She goes on to say that she's going to fix this, which at this point in the list is absolutely terrifying. This guy was supposed to be going on a raid that night, and much like cutting off the water supply in the city as soon as firefighters are needed to put out a fire at a 5-story orphanage, she makes sure that it's not possible for him to raid.
What does she do? She erases hundreds of hours of work by deleting 5-6 (read: ALL of his) Warcraft characters. People have been killed for doing less. This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award winning sandcastle right before the judging.
Understandably the guy is pissed, but after the initial "I just lost my wallet" feeling he experiences, he flips a lid, and doesn't even suspect his girlfriend. He takes it out on his monitor. It's pretty brutal, and she's pretty insane. Why is she on this list? Well... she sounds kinda hot, but her "psycho" quality is off the freaking charts.
Also, it's more probable than not that she's hot because most of the girls who pull this stuff on the internet, and are so comfortable (for some reason) talking to cameras (which is literally talking to a machine while you're alone) are attractive, used to a lot of attention because of that and fight back when they don't get it.
Ugh. - 10Up 48Down 50
Pissed Off Girlfriend Unloads His Stuff in NYC
This crazy/beautiful redhead loads up her SUV with a guy named Stephen's belongings and yells at him on a public street in New York. She unloads his most valuable belongings while smashing them in front of a small crowd.
Luckily, one of them chose to film it with their camera phone. As she's standing there, symbolically breaking all of this cheating bastard's belongings, she smashes his laptop, bends his golf clubs and almost smashes his flatscreen TV before one of the bystanders begs her not to. She doesn't, and the guy gets a free TV, which must have been one of the coolest moments of his life.
She goes on to yell at the guy and curse him for what he did in a public forum which goes to show that you should never EVER cheat on your girlfriend because, among other things, you never know what kind of monster you're going to create.
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Funny Videos
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 7/29/2011 11:22 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 7/20/2011 4:00 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 7/18/2011 6:43 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 6/24/2011 11:22 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 4/07/2011 1:07 PM
Mousetraps at 4/05/2011 10:13 AM
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Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 4/05/2011 9:48 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 4/05/2011 9:21 AM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 3/29/2011 9:12 AM
This is Scarier Than Paranormal Activity at 3/29/2011 9:07 AM
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 3/29/2011 9:03 AM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 3/29/2011 8:59 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 3/24/2011 10:57 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 3/23/2011 2:06 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 3/17/2011 2:17 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 3/05/2011 7:26 PM
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The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 3/04/2011 10:13 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 3/04/2011 8:18 PM
This is Scarier Than Paranormal Activity at 1/30/2011 3:31 AM
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Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 1/19/2011 8:37 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 1/16/2011 11:46 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 1/16/2011 11:23 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 1/16/2011 1:55 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 1/15/2011 2:08 PM
At any rate, just looking at the dude make ME want to make him cry.
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 1/13/2011 12:40 PM
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PC GAMING MASTER RACE
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Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 12/29/2010 10:24 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 12/29/2010 9:50 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 4/29/2012 9:08 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 12/29/2010 5:40 AM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 1/09/2011 3:34 PM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 12/29/2010 5:38 AM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 12/29/2010 5:23 AM
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Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 11/27/2010 8:20 AM
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The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 11/19/2010 2:03 AM
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French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 11/03/2010 8:02 AM
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Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/23/2010 8:35 PM
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Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/23/2010 7:32 PM
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Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/22/2010 4:40 AM
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Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/20/2010 3:27 PM
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Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/20/2010 8:31 AM
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Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/19/2010 5:27 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/19/2010 5:03 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/19/2010 2:56 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/20/2010 1:24 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/19/2010 12:58 AM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/19/2010 12:53 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/19/2010 12:42 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 11:37 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/18/2010 8:33 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/18/2010 7:31 PM
i have trouble believing this is real
if by off chance it was, she deserves to be punched in the face
id never do this to my boyfriend
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 7:13 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/23/2010 6:36 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/19/2010 2:10 PM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/18/2010 3:10 PM
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 10/18/2010 12:33 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/18/2010 12:28 PM
Oh well most of these women deserve a good ass-kicking, 1960 style.
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/18/2010 10:29 AM
Seriously though, is it bad I was cheering for her?
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 6:39 AM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/18/2010 6:21 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/17/2010 9:33 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/17/2010 7:35 PM
I am 100% with Sakamura on this one.
I am also amazed.
*points down to next comment*
You are a idiot. Please refers to Sakamura's comment.
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/17/2010 7:02 PM
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 10/17/2010 6:36 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/17/2010 5:56 PM
If anybody does that to me, I'll destroy something of theirs that makes them 'enjoy themselves.'
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 2:23 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 1:13 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/17/2010 12:22 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/17/2010 11:51 AM
On topic... that girl will hopefully get what she deserves: sued and asked to pay back for repairs (if possible at that point).
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/17/2010 11:09 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/17/2010 10:24 AM
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/17/2010 10:19 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 10:09 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 10:07 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/17/2010 9:59 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/18/2010 1:33 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/17/2010 9:35 AM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/17/2010 9:34 AM
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend? at 10/16/2010 3:41 PM
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/16/2010 3:37 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/16/2010 3:24 PM
This is Scarier Than Paranormal Activity at 10/16/2010 12:39 AM
Mousetraps at 10/15/2010 11:42 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/15/2010 11:24 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/15/2010 10:07 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/20/2010 11:31 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 10:03 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 7/14/2011 8:16 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/18/2010 2:33 PM
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation at 10/15/2010 9:48 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/15/2010 9:43 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 8:30 PM
Video 6:
It is actually quite magnificent. (Mangina Translation - I actually laugh when other men experience pain)
Video 7:
The plan is actually kind of funny. (See Above)
Video 8:
This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award winning sandcastle right before the judging. (Translation - THAT'S ME, I SPEND ALL MY LIFE ON Warcraft, that b***h!)
Video 9:
one of the guys who actually kind of seems like he has it coming on this list (Translation - she's hawt, I wannah f**k er')
Video 10:
I have no idea why she's so angry or if the guy even deserved it (Translation - I'm desperately looking a reason to laugh at this guy and defend her abuse)
Chances are this hard-up f**k would leap head first right up their asses the first chance he got with the sole goal of f**king N chucking and would laugh at all any guy who dare lash out "dude, that b***h is psycho" by calling them "ah man don't be geh".
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/18/2010 3:02 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 8:21 PM
Notice how he immedieatley used the world SEXIEST in the title and then goes on & on about how great one girls t**s are to the curves on another.
Chances are this hard-up f**k would leap head first right up their asses the first chance he got with the sole goal of f**king N chucking and would laugh at all any guy who dare lash out "dude, that b***h is psycho" by calling them "ah man don't be geh".
F**king hopeless men, f**king hopeless!
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/15/2010 7:05 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 3:42 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/15/2010 12:58 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 11:09 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/15/2010 9:15 AM
Mousetraps at 10/15/2010 9:06 AM
Mousetraps at 10/15/2010 8:34 AM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/15/2010 7:50 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/15/2010 6:04 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 11:49 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/14/2010 11:49 PM
FAIL.
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/14/2010 11:30 PM
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night at 10/15/2010 1:12 AM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/14/2010 10:35 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/17/2010 6:31 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 10:03 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/14/2010 9:55 PM
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters at 10/14/2010 8:05 PM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/14/2010 8:03 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/14/2010 6:08 PM
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox at 10/14/2010 4:43 PM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 2:49 PM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/14/2010 12:57 PM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/14/2010 11:52 AM
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History at 10/15/2010 9:55 AM
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/14/2010 11:51 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/14/2010 11:39 AM
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work at 10/14/2010 11:11 AM
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3 at 10/14/2010 10:11 AM
Mousetraps at 10/14/2010 9:54 AM
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight at 10/14/2010 8:55 AM
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key at 10/14/2010 7:41 AM
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection at 10/13/2010 7:58 PM