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The 13 Sexiest Video Game Commercials Of All Time By Greg [93 more lists]
There really isn't much to say about these commercials/ads but thank God for the wonderful marketing scheme which is hot chicks. Here's a list of the 13 sexiest video game oriented commercials ever made. But we can't just give you videos of hot chicks, you need to learn something. Included are descriptions of how relevant the hot chicks are to the actual games... what?
- 1Sure, we've seen plenty of these commercials for Guitar Hero World Tour, but this one with Heidi Klum really takes the cake.
The Playboy bunnies actually did one and Taylor Swift was even in one, but the Playboy bunnies had too many cooks in the kitchen for their commercial and Taylor Swift ain't shaped like a woman like Heidi Klum is (just turned 37 this week)!
The best part is at about 00:25 when she starts pulling some really fun moves and having fun with the dancing. The shot RIGHT before they cut to the exterior of the house solidifies this as one of the sexiest video game commercials in history. -
- 2Despite the belching sounds coming out of the bathroom and the weird, implied beastiality this girl is freakin' hot. For a 90s ad, this is actually EXTREMELY risque.
Conker's Bad Fur Day as a game actually did feature quite a bit of violence and bewbs (sorry, "boobs") for a game featuring a cute, animated squirrel.
Whoever made this YouTube video is obviously into the girl as they even threw "Hell Yeah!" bubble onto the part where her behind is featured. That's right, we called it a behind. "We".
So this game is actually a pretty fair and accurate representation of what customers could expect from the game. This is the most fitting AND sexy commercial for any game ever because the marketing strategy is perfect. Guys who like boobs and violence will obviously like this game AND this commercial for the game (which features boobs and violence). - 3Okay, nobody bought this game, so the ad didn't exactly "work". Any attention they got was because of this viral campaign, featuring two girls: one blonde, one brunette.
The beauty of this commercial? It juxtaposes Cops vs. Robbers, Greeks vs. Romans, West Coast vs. East Coast (some sizable rivalries) with MX vs. ATV... and Blonde vs. Brunette.
So, this completely sells the concept of the game: two age old rivalries FINALLY going at it.
The commercial achieves memorability, though, because of the hilarious line "sponge vs. hose" (we think "sponge" wins, actually). -
- 4Liv Tyler is what people like to call "girlfriend sexy" and it appeals to a part of you that doesn't want your video games sold to you by girls who won't touch or play them after their check clears. It appeals to the part of you that says that you want honesty and authenticity in your video game commercials. You want the ads to feature hot girls doing more than just pressing their thumbs unnecessarily (and way too fast unless they're playing a bonus level on Street Fighter II) on a wireless controller while pretending that the camera is a TV and bumping into stuff left and right as if they're standing on a tight rope (they're not, they're sitting on a chair or a couch).
Anyway, this commercial is for the Nintendo DS, but throughout it she is playing Brain Age. Which is ADORABLE.
This commercial isn't breast-clad and filled with obvious, in-your-face sexual innuendo like all the other items on this list... so why is it on here?...
... Go to 00:26. This is what it's like to lie in bed with Liv Tyler while she's playing video games. Yeah. We know. You're welcome. - 5
Every Evony Ad EVER
Remember these? Here's an awesome collection of them set to a really NSFW/explicit song. In all their boob-filled glory, here's a montage of the most memorable and best ads from the sexiest video game ad campaign we have ever seen (that didn't involve moving images). They aren't exactly commercials, but my God were they memorable.
Recently, the RPG game company who runs these ads has said that they will tone down the ads to be a little more game-oriented since they pretty much turned any site they were on into soft-core p**n.
There really aren't ANY hot girls in this game (trust us, after seeing so many of these, we finally made an account), so these ads really had absolutely nothing to do with the gameplay other than it got lonely dudes with nothing else to do at work to make accounts (... we have know idea what you're talking about).
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Air Combat Extreme at 6/06/2010 2:26 PM
tower defense? really? lol.. its a MMORPG/shooter.. they have daily events where in a random map, a "strategic point" will be placed, and it becomes a game of offense defense.. weekly raids on clan controllable mini bases, and i wont get into the more complicated mother ship explanation
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