Total Nerd The 13 Sexiest Video Game Commercials Of All Time  

Greg Stopera
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There really isn't much to say about these commercials/ads but thank God for the wonderful marketing scheme which is hot chicks. Here's a list of the 13 sexiest video game oriented commercials ever made. But we can't just give you videos of hot chicks, you need to learn something. Included are descriptions of how relevant the hot chicks are to the actual games... what?
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Video: YouTube

Oh, Nintendo Wii. How many hot girls will go into YouTube videos involving you?

The single biggest system in hot girl history, the Nintendo Wii's functionality is displayed here amazingly in the ad for WWE Smackdown! vs. Raw.

Two complete douchebags cull two insanely hot girls who would never get his passionate about a wrestling game (um, I'm sorry, but we all know that wrestling games have a pretty big learning curve if you want to accurately execute your favorite wrestler's finishing moves) into a game inside.

This commercial shows how fun the game can be really well; but it also shows how cumbersome some of the moves are going to be when you're playing it on the Wii.

The girls have obviously played this game before, and people obviously are going to need to keep a firm grip on their Wii Remotes.

This factors into the game very well, though, because it gives us all a great view into EXACTLY the experience we're going to have (both in gameplay AND with women) when we buy the game.

Also Ranked

#59 on The Greatest Fighting Games Ever Made

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Video: YouTube

Samus is hot. End of story.

Epilogue: So, this commercial features a hot girl walking down an alley with boots that are obviously made for walking (and that is, ostensibly, what they will do).

This game features the woman who is arguably gaming's most prominent and important female character and portrays her as a hot girl who is not interested in looking sexy for you, but has a mission.

As this probable-ex-porn-star walks through the alley, we see the Samus armor forming around all her ladybits, which is awesome, but then we end with seeing her prepare to shoot.

The rest of the commercial features gameplay, but the fact that we put a little bit more of a human face on Samus in the form of a hot girl who does not care about you makes this one of the sexiest commercials for a game ever because what is hotter than what we can't have?

Also Ranked

#98 on The Best Nintendo Games, Ranked

#6 on The Best Metroid Games

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Conker's Bad Fur Day


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Video: YouTube

Despite the belching sounds coming out of the bathroom and the weird, implied beastiality this girl is freakin' hot. For a 90s ad, this is actually EXTREMELY risque.

Conker's Bad Fur Day as a game actually did feature quite a bit of violence and bewbs (sorry, "boobs") for a game featuring a cute, animated squirrel.

Whoever made this YouTube video is obviously into the girl as they even threw "Hell Yeah!" bubble onto the part where her behind is featured. That's right, we called it a behind. "We".

So this game is actually a pretty fair and accurate representation of what customers could expect from the game. This is the most fitting AND sexy commercial for any game ever because the marketing strategy is perfect. Guys who like boobs and violence will obviously like this game AND this commercial for the game (which features boobs and violence).

Also Ranked

#65 on Video Games That Should Be Movies

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