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The 13 Sexiest Video Game Commercials Of All Time

There really isn't much to say about these commercials/ads but thank God for the wonderful marketing scheme which is hot chicks. Here's a list of the 13 sexiest video game oriented commercials ever made. But we can't just give you videos of hot chicks, you need to learn something. Included are descriptions of how relevant the hot chicks are to the actual games... what?

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    Sure, we've seen plenty of these commercials for Guitar Hero World Tour, but this one with Heidi Klum really takes the cake.

    The Playboy bunnies actually did one and Taylor Swift was even in one, but the Playboy bunnies had too many cooks in the kitchen for their commercial and Taylor Swift ain't shaped like a woman like Heidi Klum is (just turned 37 this week)!

    The best part is at about 00:25 when she starts pulling some really fun moves and having fun with the dancing. The shot RIGHT before they cut to the exterior of the house solidifies this as one of the sexiest video game commercials in history.

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    Despite the belching sounds coming out of the bathroom and the weird, implied beastiality this girl is freakin' hot. For a 90s ad, this is actually EXTREMELY risque.

    Conker's Bad Fur Day as a game actually did feature quite a bit of violence and bewbs (sorry, "boobs") for a game featuring a cute, animated squirrel.

    Whoever made this YouTube video is obviously into the girl as they even threw "Hell Yeah!" bubble onto the part where her behind is featured. That's right, we called it a behind. "We".

    So this game is actually a pretty fair and accurate representation of what customers could expect from the game. This is the most fitting AND sexy commercial for any game ever because the marketing strategy is perfect. Guys who like boobs and violence will obviously like this game AND this commercial for the game (which features boobs and violence).

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    Okay, nobody bought this game, so the ad didn't exactly "work". Any attention they got was because of this viral campaign, featuring two girls: one blonde, one brunette.

    The beauty of this commercial? It juxtaposes Cops vs. Robbers, Greeks vs. Romans, West Coast vs. East Coast (some sizable rivalries) with MX vs. ATV... and Blonde vs. Brunette.

    So, this completely sells the concept of the game: two age old rivalries FINALLY going at it.

    The commercial achieves memorability, though, because of the hilarious line "sponge vs. hose" (we think "sponge" wins, actually).

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    Liv Tyler is what people like to call "girlfriend sexy" and it appeals to a part of you that doesn't want your video games sold to you by girls who won't touch or play them after their check clears. It appeals to the part of you that says that you want honesty and authenticity in your video game commercials. You want the ads to feature hot girls doing more than just pressing their thumbs unnecessarily (and way too fast unless they're playing a bonus level on Street Fighter II) on a wireless controller while pretending that the camera is a TV and bumping into stuff left and right as if they're standing on a tight rope (they're not, they're sitting on a chair or a couch).

    Anyway, this commercial is for the Nintendo DS, but throughout it she is playing Brain Age. Which is ADORABLE.

    This commercial isn't breast-clad and filled with obvious, in-your-face sexual innuendo like all the other items on this list... so why is it on here?...

    ... Go to 00:26. This is what it's like to lie in bed with Liv Tyler while she's playing video games. Yeah. We know. You're welcome.

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    Every Evony Ad EVER


    Remember these? Here's an awesome collection of them set to a really NSFW/explicit song. In all their boob-filled glory, here's a montage of the most memorable and best ads from the sexiest video game ad campaign we have ever seen (that didn't involve moving images). They aren't exactly commercials, but my God were they memorable.

    Recently, the RPG game company who runs these ads has said that they will tone down the ads to be a little more game-oriented since they pretty much turned any site they were on into soft-core porn.

    There really aren't ANY hot girls in this game (trust us, after seeing so many of these, we finally made an account), so these ads really had absolutely nothing to do with the gameplay other than it got lonely dudes with nothing else to do at work to make accounts (... we have know idea what you're talking about).

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    Air Combat Extreme

    We have absolutely no idea what "Air Combat Extreme" is, or why (the site being sold in this ad) is now a godaddy re-route page, but we do know that this commercial features two incredibly hot Japanese chicks (talking about God knows what) presenting what looks to be either an RPG or a tower defense game that has to do with fighting jets.

    The best part: They're wearing awesome jet-fighter outfits.

    Sure, these uniforms wouldn't be good for combat and would probably get all kind of shrapnel stuck in every soldier's midriff, but the point of this game isn't to fight an accurate, exciting war with planes... wait, it is? Oh, well then this commercial uses hot chicks as virtual "Booth Babes" for absolutely no reason.

    Still really hot, though, because they're all talky and stuff and probably really into the game and we'd have a lot in common (right?!... what are they saying?!)

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    A fake infomercial for a company that will change gaming and help you with your fear... featuring a sexy nurse.

    The viral approach they took to this was great and got the attention of a few more people than it would have under the guise of just the sequel to F.E.A.R.

    A hot girl telling you why you should buy a video game (or do her homework, or buy a phone, or buy a car, or leave your wife...) is always pretty damn convincing, so regardless of how irrelevant this was to the game itself (it spoke to the concept of the game more than it did the actual gameplay), this was some of the best sexy advertising we've seen in gaming in recent memory.

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    Oh, Nintendo Wii. How many hot girls will go into YouTube videos involving you?

    The single biggest system in hot girl history, the Nintendo Wii's functionality is displayed here amazingly in the ad for WWE Smackdown! vs. Raw.

    Two complete douchebags cull two insanely hot girls who would never get his passionate about a wrestling game (um, I'm sorry, but we all know that wrestling games have a pretty big learning curve if you want to accurately execute your favorite wrestler's finishing moves) into a game inside.

    This commercial shows how fun the game can be really well; but it also shows how cumbersome some of the moves are going to be when you're playing it on the Wii.

    The girls have obviously played this game before, and people obviously are going to need to keep a firm grip on their Wii Remotes.

    This factors into the game very well, though, because it gives us all a great view into EXACTLY the experience we're going to have (both in gameplay AND with women) when we buy the game.

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    Samus is hot. End of story.

    Epilogue: So, this commercial features a hot girl walking down an alley with boots that are obviously made for walking (and that is, ostensibly, what they will do).

    This game features the woman who is arguably gaming's most prominent and important female character and portrays her as a hot girl who is not interested in looking sexy for you, but has a mission.

    As this probable-ex-porn-star walks through the alley, we see the Samus armor forming around all her ladybits, which is awesome, but then we end with seeing her prepare to shoot.

    The rest of the commercial features gameplay, but the fact that we put a little bit more of a human face on Samus in the form of a hot girl who does not care about you makes this one of the sexiest commercials for a game ever because what is hotter than what we can't have?

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    Alright, alright, here's a cartoon-hotty one.

    Dead Or Alive, for the uninitiated, is a franchise of games involving simulated hot girls in games that guys who buy them would never play.

    This particular game features "Xtreme" beach volleyball.

    The commercial features the hot girls (exactly the reason ANYBODY buys/rents the game, therefore making this commercial VERY apt) playing volleyball, getting ready to play it and a very pervy camera panning around their bodies.

    These are digital chicks (which makes this kind of a weird addition), but please write in the comments ANY other reason people buy these games. These commercials are obviously turning SOME dudes on, otherwise this franchise wouldn't still be alive because the gameplay really does leave something to be desired (and so does the movie).

    Also, who can relate to these hot chicks? Doesn't it make sense that they'd hate having their pictures taken, would only play RIGHT before nightfall sometimes and would date hot, simulated, CGI douchebags in bands with names that are literature references?

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    There's a whole commercial where a hot girl in a bikini has a bunch of close-ups of her body while we see close-ups, screenshots and gameplay of the mediocre game Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights (which sounds more like a porn centered around steroids). We also heard there's one out there with nudity!

    This is not either of those. There's plenty of that on this list already. This video not only includes the same set of that commercial, but it includes 3 (count 'em, 3!) hot girls in the same bikini, risking their lives so some dude can drift around them in a car like the ones found in the game.

    Truly awesome. The danger is a little hot, the girls are really hot and here is the original commercial for all you curious people out there:

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    Domyos Fitness Game


    Fine, fine, just to even it out, here's one featuring a dude. It's one that features a dude who is supposedly banging a hot chick throughout the entire commercial, though, hence adding the TRUE "sexy" to it (because who wants dudes on the cover of stuff, I mean even look at Cosmo... Alllll women on the cover).

    A hot auburn-haired girl's parents think the teenage couple is having sex upstairs, while they are actually playing Domyos Fitness Game. Never heard of it? Where have YOU been, Earth?

    Domyos Fitness Game is a game in sort of that same Wii/Dance Dance Revolution fashion that helps you work out.

    This commercial has two people sweating upstairs and making a lot of noise while the girl's parents awkwardly try and put their foot down on the situation. Hilarious AND a great concept.

    Also shows how much of a work out Domyos Fitness Game can be! Get yours today (if it still exists)!

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    Nintendo Wii


    We don't know what the official name of this video is, but it is a super sexist, very un-P.C. take on the Mac commercials that typically feature the ultra-hip Justin Long and schlubby John Hodgman. But this time it has a robust brunette chick and a skinny, overenthusiastic blond chick talking about how sexy and awesome the Wii is compared to the PlayStation 3. And we almost believe them. Almost.

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    Yeah, in porn star years, Tera Patrick is the same age as Betty White, but damn does she carry it well. We don't even get much boob in this video, but the First Lady of Porn oozes seduction. This Saint's Row 2 video is, well, just that -- seductive. By mixing two of the most important visual stimuli of our formative years (Tera and video games), this trailer perfectly shows how sex sells. And how good Tera Patrick is at selling said sex.

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    Don't complain that this one is animated. Sideboob is sideboob, regardless of if it is real or not and Oncechanbara showcases a lot of sideboob in this shower-laden video.

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    Sure this balance boarding playmate video isn't an official video. But do you mind? It's still one of the sexiest video game commercials of all time.

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