Total Nerd The 13 Sexiest Video Game Commercials Of All Time  

Greg Stopera
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There really isn't much to say about these commercials/ads but thank God for the wonderful marketing scheme which is hot chicks. Here's a list of the 13 sexiest video game oriented commercials ever made. But we can't just give you videos of hot chicks, you need to learn something. Included are descriptions of how relevant the hot chicks are to the actual games... what?

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Sure, we've seen plenty of these commercials for Guitar Hero World Tour, but this one with Heidi Klum really takes the cake.

The Playboy bunnies actually did one and Taylor Swift was even in one, but the Playboy bunnies had too many cooks in the kitchen for their commercial and Taylor Swift ain't shaped like a woman like Heidi Klum is (just turned 37 this week)!

The best part is at about 00:25 when she starts pulling some really fun moves and having fun with the dancing. The shot RIGHT before they cut to the exterior of the house solidifies this as one of the sexiest video game commercials in history.
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Okay, nobody bought this game, so the ad didn't exactly "work". Any attention they got was because of this viral campaign, featuring two girls: one blonde, one brunette.

The beauty of this commercial? It juxtaposes Cops vs. Robbers, Greeks vs. Romans, West Coast vs. East Coast (some sizable rivalries) with MX vs. ATV... and Blonde vs. Brunette.

So, this completely sells the concept of the game: two age old rivalries FINALLY going at it.

The commercial achieves memorability, though, because of the hilarious line "sponge vs. hose" (we think "sponge" wins, actually).

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Sure this balance boarding playmate video isn't an official video. But do you mind? It's still one of the sexiest video game commercials of all time.
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Alright, alright, here's a cartoon-hotty one.

Dead Or Alive, for the uninitiated, is a franchise of games involving simulated hot girls in games that guys who buy them would never play.

This particular game features "Xtreme" beach volleyball.

The commercial features the hot girls (exactly the reason ANYBODY buys/rents the game, therefore making this commercial VERY apt) playing volleyball, getting ready to play it and a very pervy camera panning around their bodies.

These are digital chicks (which makes this kind of a weird addition), but please write in the comments ANY other reason people buy these games. These commercials are obviously turning SOME dudes on, otherwise this franchise wouldn't still be alive because the gameplay really does leave something to be desired (and so does the movie).

Also, who can relate to these hot chicks? Doesn't it make sense that they'd hate having their pictures taken, would only play RIGHT before nightfall sometimes and would date hot, simulated, CGI douchebags in bands with names that are literature references?
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