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My dick is sort of like a white supremacist"I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f**kin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."
John Mayer on interracial relationships in an interview with Playboy magazine, 2010.
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If you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n!!!er Pass."MAYER: My two biggest hits are 'Your Body Is a Wonderland' and 'Daughters.' If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very…I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you're very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n***** pass."
Playboy interview, 2010
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I can outgay this guy, right now.All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long..."
John Mayer on kissing Perez Hilton after openly admitting he enjoys gay p*********y during/after sex with starlets. He's not gay, just egotistical.
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I'm sort of a half-chick . . . I can insert a tamponJohn Mayer on a fellow female sanitation device, in his Rolling Stone interview 1/2010
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Before I make coffee I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week."I am the new generation of masturbator, I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week…"
John Mayer on being a chronic masturbator, and considering medical school.
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I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female!"I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female!"
John Mayer expressing positive views of gender reassignment.
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If I wasn't thought of as a young bruce springsteen before, I sure am now.2:52 This is a self-depricating video he made with some comedians that really doesn't stray very far from reality.
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Re using the n word in an interview, I am sorry that I used the word."Re: using the 'N word' in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it's such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself.
...It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there's no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged."
His apology for using the "N word" in a Playboy interview, via Twitter.
It was so disingenuous that not only did he just Tweet it, but he defended the fact that he used the word. Also, if you're using the word in an interview where you refer to your "racist penis" as a "David Duke cock", you're not really intellectualizing it.
BONUS: Here's a clip of him apologizing again at his own concert and barely putting coherent thoughts together... he blames his "quest to be clever". Most awkward part is when he justifies what he said while the black guy in his band stares straight at him the whole time, not cracking a smile.