- 1+ 88- 33
My dick is sort of like a white supremacist
- 2+ 113- 52
If you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n!!!er Pass.
"MAYER: My two biggest hits are 'Your Body Is a Wonderland' and 'Daughters.' If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very…I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you're very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n***** pass."
Playboy interview, 2010
- 3+ 55- 20
I can outgay this guy, right now.
All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long..."
John Mayer on kissing Perez Hilton after openly admitting he enjoys gay p*********y during/after sex with starlets. He's not gay, just egotistical.
- 4+ 37- 15
I'm sort of a half-chick . . . I can insert a tampon
John Mayer on a fellow female sanitation device, in his Rolling Stone interview 1/2010
- 5+ 38- 16
Before I make coffee I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.
- 6+ 64- 38
Sometimes I wish that I was the weather
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