The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film

By IHateEverything | Los Angeles
These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose.

Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's bare breasts in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together.

This is the most painful list you will ever read and we apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.
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    Megan Fox
    Let's start off by ripping this band-aid off quick... "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex." Paraphrasing: "Never go see any of my movies ever again, please. Thank you!" For now it doesn’t seem like she’s going to budge, but we'll see what time and inevitable career limbo have to say about the whole thing *points to Lindsay Lohan*... *and her thumbs*... <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/megan-fox-ill-never-have-a-sex-tape-200989"> http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/megan-fox-ill-never-have-a-sex-tape-200989 </a>
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    date_of_birth film place_of_birth nationality children parents Date Born height_meters weight_kg gender
    1986-05-16 Transformers,Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,Holiday in the Sun,Crimes of Fashion,How to Lose Friends & Alienate People,Jennifer's Body,Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen,Whore Memphis France,United States May 16 1986 1.68 Female
  • Jessica Alba
    If you want to know who to punch in the face for convincing Jessica Alba to keep her girls to herself, blame Jesus. She is so against full frontal, that she even got litigious when her photo showed up on the cover of an issue of Playboy, but dropped the suit shortly after. When asked to go topless in ‘Sin City’, she answered with: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety". 1. That's not what makes her a bad actress. 2. "Into the Blue"? Still totally worth it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Alba
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    date_of_birth film place_of_birth nationality children parents Date Born height_meters weight_kg gender
    1981-04-28 Awake,Bill,Fantastic Four,Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer,Good Luck Chuck,Honey,Idle Hands,Into the Blue,P.U.N.K.S.,Sin City,Sin City 2,The Eye,The Sleeping Dictionary,Never Been Kissed,The Ten,The Love Guru,Paranoid,An Invisible Sign of My Own,The Killer Inside Me Pomona United States Apr 28 1981 1.676 Female
  • Rachel Bilson
    While she was on the O.C., seeing her semi nude was about as normal as Mischa Barton making bad decisions, but Bilson says that she will go no further in showing off her body. "Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things...It's almost a deal breaker. [The Last Kiss] was rated R, and they like to put in nudity wherever they can, but I'm pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided." To add insult to injury, she's dating Hayden "Worst Darth Vader Ever" Christiannsen. http://www.popsugar.com/Rachel-Bilson-Says-Nudity-947101
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    1981-08-25 The Last Kiss,Jumper,The Monstrous Memoirs of a Mighty McFearless,New York, I Love You Los Angeles Italy,United States Danny Bilson Aug 25 1981 1.61 Female
  • Christina Hendricks
    No one will say that Christina Hendricks doesn’t have an amazing body, but she wants you to shut the fuck up about it. “I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!” A woman like that is not very likely to have her body go completely on display so that her talent can get put in the trunk. Speaking of trunks, Daaaaaamn. http://nymag.com/fashion/10/spring/63808/
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    1978-05-03 Knoxville United States May 3 1978 1.73 Female
  • Jenna Fischer
    "Well, I wouldn't do anything I wouldn't be proud to show my parents." That’s right, Pam from ‘The Office’ is a firm believer in family values, but she also doesn’t give a fuck if you don’t like it. She is woman, and she shall remain mostly clothed on screen. Unlike most people on this list, she can actually just keep making us laugh, and we’ll call it even. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/fischer-slams-playwright-over-real-actress-remarks_1062068 Click "Next" right down there... the list only gets more brutal. Again, we're very sorry.
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    1974-03-07 LolliLove,Quebec,Slither,Blades of Glory,The 40-Year-Old Virgin,Lucky 13,The Specials,Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story,Melvin Goes to Dinner,The Brothers Solomon,Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: Bonus Material Fort Wayne United States Jim Fischer,Anne Fischer Mar 7 1974 1.645 Female
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    Rachel Leigh Cook
    Rachel Leigh Cook
    “I'm very shy. I won't do nudity, and no body-doubling to make it look like it's me.” Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, and this is no exception. Good thing Rachael doesn’t know what people do to actresses in photoshop if they don’t pose nude. Compared to the sick shit that they think up, ten seconds nude on film is a walk in the park on a cool summer day. http://www.rachaelleighcook.net/news/2000.03.01.00.shtml
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    Olivia Munn
    Olivia Munn
    Olivia Munn is not a woman to take lightly. Not only can she out-nerd some of the nerdiest troll-like virgins out there, but apparently she has some brass ovaries too. She agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine, and get this, doesn’t show a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. At this point it’s really not clear if you should respect the hell out of her for taking a stance or be really pissed off at the major tease, but can you really be mad at someone who is that damned hot? Thought so. http://kotaku.com/5297405/olivia-munn-not-nude-not-for-a-lack-of-effort
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  • Blake Lively
    "I do panic before I have to wear a really skimpy outfit, but I don’t have enough willpower. I had to do a scene in a bra and shorts for the first time in two years.” Blake has spoken before about how she hates wearing skimpy outfits on “Gossip Girl”, so the chances of her going naked for all to see are about as low as a bacon buffet at a Bar Mitzvah. A source has reported, as of February 2010, that there are talks of her doing Playboy, but these seem to be a way for her to seem adult without actually having to show anything. http://www.gossiphotspot.com/2009/07/08/blake-lively-nude-prude-blake-lively/
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    date_of_birth film place_of_birth nationality children parents Date Born height_meters weight_kg gender
    1987-08-25 The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,Accepted,Cloverfield,Simon Says,Elvis and Anabelle,Forever in Blue,The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2,The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Tarzana United States Aug 25 1987 1.78 Female
  • Jessica Simpson
    Ms. Simpson has stated firmly “I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin‘ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it…” Let us be the first to say, Jessica, we don’t think you ever have to worry about an Oscar. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-quotable-jessica-simpson-on-the-only-thing-standing-between-her-and-osc/
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    1980-07-10 Employee of the Month,The Dukes of Hazzard,The Witness,Major Movie Star,Blonde Ambition,The Love Guru Abilene United States Jul 10 1980 1.588 Female
  • Isla Fisher
    You might think that you saw her naked in “Wedding Crashers”, but the bad news is that she had a body double. We have, on the other hand, seen her fiancé’s naked body more times than we can ever forget from “Borat” and “Bruno”. She explains her reasoning for not wanting to bear all: "I feel like if you have a female comic character and then you see her nipples, then she is no longer funny which is clearly wrong but that was my theory and that's why I didn't want to do it." What makes the case for her going nude even less likely is that she is in the process of converting to conservative Judaism, at the request of Cohen, oy vey. http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/fisher-ali-g-to-wed-down-under/2005/08/01/1122748566894.html OK, that was pretty much the worst of it. These last few will hurt a little less now that we've broken you in, but there's still some bad news. Some really, really bad news. Click "Next" for more...
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    1976-02-03 London,The Wannabes,Wedding Crashers,Horton Hears a Who!,Hot Rod,The Lookout,Scooby-Doo,The Simpsons Movie,Wedding Daze,Definitely, Maybe,Swimming Pool - Der Tod feiert mit,Confessions of a Shopaholic Muscat Australia Feb 3 1976 1.575 Female
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Jennifer has had about two decades now to get naked, but the most flesh we’ve gotten to see is her ass when it got huge and lumpy. Playboy even offered her a pictorial when she got back in shape, but she declined. When asked to comment about her stance on nude rolls, she eloquently responded, “For the most part, yeah, I’m happy with my body, but there are days when I’m like, ‘Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?” Proof: http://poponthepop.com/2009/09/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-happy-with-her-body/
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    date_of_birth film place_of_birth nationality children parents Date Born height_meters weight_kg gender
    1979-02-21 Can't Hardly Wait,Garfield,Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties,Heartbreakers,I Know What You Did Last Summer,I Still Know What You Did Last Summer,If Only,The Devil and Daniel Webster,The Suburbans,The Truth About Love,The Tuxedo,Trojan War,The Audrey Hepburn Story,Delgo,The Hunchback of Notre Dame II,The Magic 7,In The Game,Confessions of a So Waco United States Danny Hewitt,Pat Hewitt Feb 21 1979 1.59 Female
  • Mandy Moore
    Of all the mediocre pop stars from the 90’s, Mandy Moore is the least two dimensional (metaphorically speaking). After it was clear that she wouldn't become an MTV sex symbol a-la Britney or Christina, Mandy decided to find her way into acting and actually wasn’t too bad at it. It turns out though, that no matter the medium, she is still not going to take her clothes off. "It would be completely uncomfortable to walk down the street and know that the person passing by had seen me without my clothes on…" We're sorry, America. We're really very sorry. http://www.shoutmouth.com/index.php/news/Mandy_Moore_Will_Never_Do_a_Nude_Scene
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    1984-04-10 A Walk to Remember,All I Want,American Dreamz,Brother Bear 2,Chasing Liberty,How to Deal,Saved!,Southland Tales,The Princess Diaries,Because I Said So,License to Wed,Temptation Waits,Wave of Mutilation,Memory Gospel,Dedication,Racing Stripes,Romance & Cigarettes Nashua United States Don Moore,Stacy Moore Apr 10 1984 1.765 Female
  • Christina Applegate
    As we saw her grow up on TV as Kelly Bundy, seeing her naked was on the mind and mouths of every male from age 13 to dead in the 90's. After the show ended, everyone waited with baited breath for the announcement from Christina to finally bare all in Playboy or wherever; and waited, and waited. It never happened. Tragically, in 2008 she underwent a double mastectomy to counteract the breast cancer she had been dealing with. A moment of silence. http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/10/14/o.christina.applegate.double.mastectomy/index.html
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    1971-11-25 Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,Claudine's Return,Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead,Employee of the Month,Just Visiting,The Sweetest Thing,View from the Top,Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie,Dance 'Til Dawn,Farce of the Penguins,Mars Attacks!,Nowhere,Prince Charming,Jane Austen's Mafia!,Surviving Christmas,The Big Hit,The Rock Hollywood United States Nov 25 1971 1.651 Female
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    Kristen Kreuk
    Kristen Kreuk
    She first came onto US TV as Lana Lang on “Smallville”, and she has forever after been on the hotness radar of fanboys and the average hetero males alike. For all the time that she has been on the show, and in her many movie rolls, the half Chinese half Canadian hottie has never alluded to any sort of full frontal situation, but she has never commented on her position on it. For now it looks like seeing Kristin’s wonder twins is unlikely, but later on she may (hopefully) reconsider. http://www.mrskin.com/kristin-kreuk-c7147.html
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  • Jennifer Garner
    “I will not be taking it all off! Zero percent. No, thank you. The world deserves better. Not interested.” Jennifer announced this vow during an interview for her movie “The Invention of Lying” to the disappointment of whoever actually thinks she’s not past her prime. This proclamation might have been slightly more important BEFORE we had to sit through all those episodes of ‘Alias’ for the hope you might show off more than her ninja skills. http://www.justonlinemovies.com/jennifer-garner-saysi-will-not-be-naked-ever-thank-u.html
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    date_of_birth film place_of_birth nationality children parents Date Born height_meters weight_kg gender
    1972-04-17 13 Going on 30,Daredevil,Dude, Where's My Car?,Elektra,Pearl Harbor,The Kingdom,Catch and Release,Juno,Mr. Magoo,Catch Me If You Can,Aftershock: Earthquake in New York,Washington Square,Cyrano de Bergerac,The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past,This Side of the Truth,Stealing Time,Rose Hill Houston United States Violet Anne Affleck William John Garner,Patricia Ann Garner Apr 17 1972 1.727 Female

14 Comments


by jessica at July 02, 2010 00:49
stop hating on jessica please!!

by Dave72 at June 09, 2010 13:07
I admire all the actresses for making a personal decision and sticking with it.

by teto at June 06, 2010 18:42
realy nice photos

  by anonymous at April 01, 2010 10:16
ugh

by tech man at March 15, 2010 15:32
nice to see christina applegate make the top 15.

by tech man at March 15, 2010 15:29
jenna fischer is hot

by arminius at March 09, 2010 18:28
No Elisha Cuthbert? Srsly?

by IHateEverything at March 12, 2010 03:35
Good question. After researching her, it seems like although she has yet to go nude, she's stated that she's not above doing so. "I wouldn't cancel out a nude scene but, right now, with my life and my career, I don't feel the need to do that. I don't feel it's necessary." She's leaving the door open, if only a slight bit.

by Kevin at March 07, 2010 14:41
Megan Fox = not attractive. Don't care for her on the big screen, don't need to see her with or without clothes.

by yeah but at March 06, 2010 09:05
not really worried about seeing plain Pam nude ever. good list in general tho - some of the others make me sad.

by umad at March 05, 2010 13:49
dumb for thinking olivia is an acttress

by IHateEverything at March 08, 2010 00:29
She IS an actress. She started out on TV (not AOTS), and is in Iron Man 2. Do your research before you touch your keyboard next time.

by tasmanian devil at March 08, 2010 16:13
I think umad is saying that it is a stretch tol abel what olivia does as acting. You should get your facts straight before you touch your keyboard next time.

by IHateEverything at March 08, 2010 17:49
She's still better than Jessica Simpson, so why don't you complain about her too?
 

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