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The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film

These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose. Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's full bare bitches in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together. This is the most painful list you will ever read and I apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.
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    Olivia Munn

    Olivia Munn is not a woman to take lightly. Not only can she out-nerd some of the nerdiest troll-like virgins out there, but apparently she has some brass ovaries too.

    She agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine, and get this, doesn’t show a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

    At this point it’s really not clear if you should respect the hell out of her for taking a stance or be really pissed off at the major tease, but can you really be mad at someone who is that damned hot?

    Thought so.

    UPDATE
    Well, it looks like Olivia is a damn liar, but we won't hold it against her since it's probably the best lie to happen to us all. Munn has gone back on her word to never get naked on film and supplied us all with a glimpse at her goods in Magic Mike. Check it out here.

    Olivia saying NEVER to nudity .

    Here's the closest we've come so far .

    So much Olivia Munn news, so little time. Click to read and/or stare.

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    Click here for a video of Megan Fox in the bath.

    Let's start off by ripping this band-aid off quick...

    "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

    Paraphrasing: "Never go see any of my movies ever again, please. Thank you!"

    For now it doesn’t seem like she’s going to budge, but we'll see what time and inevitable career limbo have to say about the whole thing *points to Lindsay Lohan*... *and her thumbs*... awww, who are we kidding? Nobody cares about her thumbs. If Megan Fox approached you at a party wearing what she is in the picture here, you wouldn't deny her, even if her thumbs were made of hamsters. (Though the whole drinking vinegar thing is kind of weird.)

    Click here for hot Megan Fox videos and pics.

    As hot as she is, at least she hasn't been cheated on.

    For more Megan Fox hotness, click here to see all the latest articles, photos and news of the actress updated all the time.

    Although she will never have a sex tape, here's the closest we've ever come to a glimpse at her lady bits.

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    No one will say that Christina Hendricks doesn’t have an amazing body, but she wants you to shut the f**k up about it.

    "I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!"

    A woman like that is not very likely to have her body go completely on display so that her talent can get put in the trunk. Speaking of trunks, Daaaaaamn. That being said, who doesn't actually respect the woman for her acting abilities? (Or her ability to make even watermelons sexy.)

    I mean c'mon, remember when she played the really hot slave wife on Firefly? Yes, that was her. Anyway...

    ... here's some of the hottest shoots she's done so far . She's only been really famous for 2 years or so, so let's give it some time.

    Christina Hendricks says no nudity.

    Continue your browse of more Christina Hendricks bits here.

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    If you want to know who to punch in the face for convincing Jessica Alba to keep her girls to herself, it's Jesus. She is so against full frontal, that she even got litigious when her photo showed up on the cover of an issue of Playboy, but dropped the suit shortly after.

    When asked to go topless in ‘Sin City’, she answered with: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety".

    1. That's not what makes her a bad actress.

    2. "Into the Blue"? Still totally worth it.

    3. Machete came pretty damn close... but not close enough.

    There's nothing we can do here except wait for her career to go South, sadly. And thus lies the dilemma of this entire list. We all love these ladies so much, but in order to get to what we would after 3 dates (in a dream world), we have to wait years and for them to leave their prime.

    Life is hard.

    Oh well, this is really the least bothersome one on the list because Jessica Alba is so great at being porn in of herself that even scenes from PG-13 movies will do the trick.

    Speaking of her scenes from Into the Blue and her on the beach... Here are some great stills from the movie and an example of why she doesn't need to be naked to be "naked."

    Oh and here are some of her sexiest photos..

    Click here for more Jessica Alba goodness: articles, photos and news galore!

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    While she was on the O.C., seeing her semi nude was about as normal as Mischa Barton making bad decisions, but Bilson says that she will go no further in showing off her body. (Thank god she can't help but show off her award winning eyes.) Even that scene in that Zach Braff movie she was in (The Last Kiss), you think you get to see some skin was a body double.

    "Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things...It's almost a deal breaker. [The Last Kiss] was rated R, and they like to put in nudity wherever they can, but I'm pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided."

    To add insult to injury, she's dating Hayden "Worst Darth Vader Ever" Christiansen.

    To calm all of our fears and hatred, here's a video of her proving that nudity isn't the end all be all of hotness. On How I Met Your Mother, she kisses another chick... so that rules.

    Rachel Bilson says no nudity.

    Click here for sexily clad Rachel Bilson moments (hey, it's the best we can do).

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