The 17 Craziest Charlie Sheen F*ck Ups of All Time Anything

The 17 Craziest Charlie Sheen F*ck Ups of All Time

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If you put all of the crazy things Charlie Sheen has done in one place, you start to notice a trend. The guy does not give a f*ck. We've seen more of Charlie Sheen's insanity than ever before since he's recently started opening his mouth defending himself, most notably when he's gone literally against the hand that feeds him by starting a "war" with CBS and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, not to mention his recent trip to the ER with a Hernia after doing coke for 36 hours with prostitutes and porn stars and that story where Charlie Sheen shoots wife-to-be Kelly Preston on accident. This may all lead you to ask: What drugs has Charlie Sheen done? Too many to count. The guy is crazy. Through the years, few stars have seen more trainwrecks than Charlie Sheen. So here, in full list-form and in all their headline glory, are the craziest things Charlie Sheen has ever done -- and that's saying something. From taking a knife to your girlfriend, to flat out shooting her, to threatening your wife's life, to using his status to try and get a hooker, here are his most dumbass shenanigans all in one place.

Enjoy these crazy Charlie Sheen stories and be glad that you (probably) have your life together just a little bit more than this guy. 
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    The Hernia Hospitalization After 36 Hours of (Literal) Coke and Hookers

    Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital on January 27th, 2011, after YET ANOTHER drug and hooker binge. porn star Kacey Jordan alleges that she spent the evening with Sheen before the 6:35 AM 911 call, which, get this, was placed by none other than Sheen's next door neighbors, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Adrienne Maloof-Nassif, and her husband, Dr. Paul Nassif (because c'mon, you're watching that right? No? Just me?...)

    The good rhinoplasty doctor and his well Botoxed partner made the call after Charlie expressed having "severe abdominal pains."

    Sheen was rushed to the Cedar-Sinai medical center... and everyone's sure it had nothing to do with the 36 hours spent with 3-12 different women... one who's in the video and two more who left when Charlie was being carried out on a stretcher at 7 AM.

    Worst. Walk of shame. Ever.

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    Accidentally Shoots Kelly Preston with a Gun

    Clearly not exactly sober at the time, Sheen "accidentally" shot his then-fiance Kelly Preston in the arm; the wound required two stitches -- which, as you can imagine, didn't exactly work wonders for their engagement at the time.

    Soon after that, Preston dumped Sheen and ultimately ended up with her current beau, cult-ambassador, possible-LGBT-leader and actor John Travolta.

    Apparently no one filed charges, probably because everyone involved already knew Charlie Sheen and what to expect from the guy, and hey, at least this one wasn't on Christmas.

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    Drunkenly Pulls a Knife on Girlfriend, Gets Arrested

    After he drunkenly pulled a knife on Brooke Mueller, Sheen was carted away to Pitikin County Jail for an eight hour incarceration...on Christmas.

    That's right, he pulled a KNIFE on a significant other. A KNIFE -- like a greaser in the 50s. He's a multi-millionaire and he pulls a KNIFE.

    He was released on $8,500 bail (WTF, seriously), and of course, faced a court date and subsequent legal issues, including a restraining order. After the incident, Sheen was charged with felony menacing, third-degree assault and criminal mischief. Sheen copped to misdemeanor assault as part of a plea bargain in which the other charges against him were dismissed.

    According to a story written by Associated Press reporter Solomon Banda, Sheen was "sentenced to 30 days in a rehabilitation center, 30 days of probation, and 36 hours of anger management."

    Sheen is also prohibited from owning a gun for the rest of his life (see item 15 for irony.)

    Oh yeah, this also happened on Christmas. ON CHRISTMAS.

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    Charlie Sheen Gambles During Childbirth, Threatens to Kill Wife (Denise Richards)

    Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards's divorce was one of the ugliest battles in Hollywood history.

    In court papers filed in 2006, Denise Richards, Sheen's second wife, made 17 pages worth of allegations against Sheen, including, but not limited to:

    1. "Sheen abused prescription drugs after the 2004 birth of their first daughter, Sam, and told Richards "I 'better not tell anybody about his using these drugs and better keep it to myself.' I understood by these statements that (he) would physically harm me and our baby."

    2. Richards also claimed that on the way to the hospital for the birth of their daughter Lola last year, Sheen placed a gambling bet by phone, and was checking his pager, yes pager, for the results as she was wheeled into surgery for her C-section.

    3. Things turned violent on Dec. 27, 2005, according to the papers, when Sheen allegedly hit Richards's wrist and shoved her in the stomach after she confronted him about p*********y Web sites featuring "very young girls" that he'd been visiting. She claims Sheen told her that "if I revealed anything about his lifestyle, 'You won't lay your head down at night.' I understood this to mean that he would kill me."

    Sheen has pulled this sh*t before; in 1996, he was charged with assaulting his girlfriend at his home in California. He pleaded no contest and got two years probation.

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    Charlie Sheen Goes Head to Head with Chuck Lorre

    For some reason, Charlie Sheen, as messed up as he is, feels like he's more clear-headed than his hugely successful boss, Chuck Lorre. Lorre has created such acclaimed shows such as Roseanne, Dharma & Greg, Mike & Molly, The Big Bang Theory and, last but not least, Two and a Half Men. The f*ture of the last has been in the hot seat ever since Sheen's bingeful weekend in January and has now been finally canceled. But not without a fight, or rather, several.

    Sheen has called Lorre a "clown," a "contaminated little maggot," a "stupid, stupid little man" and a "p**sy punk." He's also claimed Lorre pocketed money from him, his family and the Two and a Half Men crew. However, contradictorily, other sources refer to Lorre as a great guy who, as it turns out, treats the crew exceptionally well.

    I don't know about you but it's probably smarter to believe the source who's not high off cocaine.

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