The world is fiilled with millions of insane people and sometimes, they're women. And on even rarer occasions, they're naked. So here, in one place (and in no particular order), are the eighteen craziest naked women who've hit the news in recent memory. All of these are insane news stories and all of them star a naked woman who's completely lost her marbles (and clothes.)
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Woman Caught Running Naked With Boyfriend After Losing at Strip Poker
Hey, rules are rules.
Portsmouth police caught a naked woman and her boyfriend running naked down the street on the early morning of May 19, 2010. Upon further investigation, after cornering the couple behind a fence, the cops were able to glean that the two were the unfortunate losers of a strip poker match at a friend's apartment.
As if that weren't embarrassing enough, the officers drove the couple back to said apartment for further questioning...and to grab their clothes. Upon arrival, they confirmed the streakers' story by walking in on several people playing poker sans-shirts. The girlfriend and her lover were issued verbal warnings and let off the hook.
[Insert poker hand joke here]
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5 people just voted on Woman Arrested for Posing Naked in NY Museum
Kathleen "KC" Neill was arrested for posing nude in New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art on September 2, 2009. She is a model, and was posing for photographer Zach Hyman in the museum, for what appears to be a publicity stunt, given Hyman's increased popularity thereafter.
Hyman is known for doing a series of nude shots of his models around New York, most famously on a subway train. This marked the first time any of his models had gotten arrested.
Attorneys for the model found it ridiculous because of the amount of nude art that exists at The Met, and deem that the woman's behavior was 100% fitting of her environment as it was not pornographic in the least.
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5 people just voted on Naked Woman Nabs Intruders Gun, Shoots Him. Awesome.
Only in Texas (and in action movies).
An intruder broke into Latoya Harkless's home in Texas City after she had just gotten out of the shower. Hearing the break-in, she quickly hid and prepared for battle.
She saw the tentativeness of the intruder, who was holding his gun close to his stomach, and described him as "more scared than me." Harkless jumped out and karate-chopped the gun from his hand, picked it up, and shot at him. They played "cat-and-mouse" for a few minutes, and then Harkless finally lost sight of him and he got away.
In the ensuing trial, it was found that Harkless's shot went directly into the intruder's leg.
That's one tough naked chick and one awesome way for her to realize her superpower: if she's always naked, she can fight crime effectively.
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Naked Woman Flees From Police in Texas, Vigilantes Get Involved
In Baytown, TX, a naked woman in an SUV led cops on a high-speed chase. She was chased by three cars- one officer in a marked cruiser, one off-duty officer in his personal pickup and a vigilante, yes, you read that correctly, a vigilante, as in a person who decided to take the law into their own hands, in his pickup.
This guy actually tries to box this naked woman in with an off-duty cop on the free way.
After a long chase, she was finally arrested in a residential neighborhood in her birthday suit.
Watch this video for the full, unadulterated and, unfortunately, censored glory.
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Woman Gets Naked in Cab, Steals It
In Covington, a smoking hot woman named Jennifer Gille got in a cab and asked to go to Harrison Avenue. Everything was fine until the ride was over and she was asked to exit the cab.
That's when things started getting hot. Gille began taking off her clothes, asking to be driven to a different destination. The driver somehow continued to ask her to get out of the car, and when she refused, drove to the local police station for assistance. While he was inside requesting said assistance, Gille hopped in the front seat and sped the hell out of there. She was later found a block away laying naked in the backseat, and needed to be clothed by officers.
Gille was charged with unauthorized use of a vehicle and obscenity.
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Naked Meth Addict Attacks Police, Terrorizes Neighborhood
Police received a call about a 25 year old naked woman who was suspected to be on methamphetamines in Bremerton, WA. She was apparently telling people that she was in desperate need of an "electrical shock".
Officers found her wearing only a bra and a "piece of green clothing" wrapped around her stomach. She had an electrical cord with a plug around her right leg. Police were unsure if she'd plugged it into to an electrical outlet or not.
She also walked into someone's home completely uninvited.
When cops attempted to take her pipe away from her, she attacked, biting one of them on the arm, taking all of her clothes off.
A struggle ensued, one of the officers punched her in the face, and then she was pepper sprayed and then detained.
She was held on $100,000 bond.
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Naked Woman Steals Police Car, Tries to Escape Via Fence
What is it with naked women in Utah?
This story, from West Valley City, Utah, describes a woman who stole a police cruiser, and then proceeded to lead cops on a high-speed chase through West Jordan.
When confronted on foot by two officers, she charged at them, slipped through them, and attempted to climb a chain-link fence. A quick stun-gun shot from one of the cops brought her down. She was then sent to have a mental evaluation.
Check out the video for the full report.
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Naked Woman Crashes Truck With Man in Truck Bed
Here's the full news story
A Los Angeles woman driving nude managed to pilot her pickup truck directly (and painfully ironically) into a driving school. Witnesses say the woman sped through an intersection, then crashed through a fence and into a shopping mall, before plowing head-on into a driving school storefront. Witness accounts say a naked woman with visible injuries staggered out of the truck and collapsed.
What makes the story even more interesting is that there was a man riding in the bed of the truck who had stopped to help her, as she seems to have been fleeing some rapist-attackers that were hot on her trail.