- 1Lima is a Brazilian Victoria's Secret model, so there's really no good excuse for this.
This isn't some "oh, we caught this celebrity without make-up" kind of incident. She looks lost and confused in this picture, like she's smiling at the cameraman in hopes that they'll read the note pinned to her chest and tell her how to get home. She looks more like this Disney character than she does this unbelievable bombshell of a woman.
So, why is this, ultimately, okay?
Because she's brought us a lot of great times and we've all had our experiences with images of her. And the fact that she came to her own in the days where some people still spent Friday nights alone with a Victoria's Secret catalog (just a few years ago) proves her staying power.
Not only that, but in almost every other picture she's managed to hold her own against all the other Victoria's Secret models, which is insane. I mean, she's the type of girl that can be the hottest person in a picture of three insanely hot girls. I mean, look.
Pictures like this one and this picture of her lady lumps don't hurt either.
Either way, she's still okay in my book.
But dear lord. This is the derpiest a famously hot girl has ever looked. Ever.
- 2It's Britney, b*tch! And she's either about the throw up after a night of hard partying, or this is actually just a wax figure of her that has been left out in the hot summer sun for a few weeks. Your call.
Sure, she's seen better days (Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C), but she still looks like this today.
So this picture must be an anomaly, because she's looked a little chunkier lately (and c'mon, she's had a few kids and you try being super rich and not gaining a few), but this picture is just... ugh... especially considering The Hottest "Vintage" Britney Spears pictures out there.
- 3I imagine she's doing a Butthead impression in this picture. She's laughing like him and doing it very accurately.
Not only does the normally super-hot Jolie look monstrous here, but I'm not even sure a human being should be able to turn their neck at that angle. It looks like she's about to spin it all the way around and throw up pea soup on me. It's really saying something when Jon Voight in the same outfit and position would probably be hotter.
And yes, sure, people age and all that, but it's not like she still doesn't have it going on. Check her out at the Kung Fu Panda 2 premiere. She looks slammin.
And remember this picture of her? She's always been insanely cute.
And look at her in this recent picture in a long black gown, doing for black gowns what she used to do for tiny black dresses (proof of this).
She's still good and the signs of aging aren't that obvious yet, but this picture of her belongs in a clown-horror movie.
- 4Here is the full-size picture of this eyesore of a JLo picture.
And click here for a close-up of the infamous "Spanx debacle".
Gah! What's even going on in this photo? Is this a case of us just catching JLo's thigh at the WORST POSSIBLE ANGLE? Or does she always look like this and just weird some kind of crazy Spanx to cover that mound of cottage cheese up?
Perhaps someone should lay off the tacos y burritos. (Hey, that's not racist! It's a quote from an episode of "South Park" in which Cartman was being racist. So I think I'm on solid ground here...)
But, this is alright because she's brought us a lot of great eye candy in the past. But she's definitely on my watchlist as we, as a society, haven't really seen her look like this, this or this in a very, very long time.
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