The 20 Funniest Rick Santorum Jokes on the Internet Anything

The 20 Funniest Rick Santorum Jokes on the Internet

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Rick Santorum jokes are not hard to come by on the internet, but now that he's dropped out of the GOP presidential race for 2012, it's time to look back on how the internet made light of one of the most controversial potential presidential candidates of the last decade. From Santorum becoming a word, to Twitter and Reddit reactions to his pulling out of the race. These are the funniest Rick Santorum jokes the internet has had to offer thus far.

Hopefully they don't come to an end altogether because making fun of Rick Santorum should never go out of style, as the jokes will never stop being funny. Rick Santorum has been made fun of all over the media and unlike a lot of people that get it, he deserves every last shred of it.

Enjoy.


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    Best of Twitter at Pullout

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    Bad Lip Reading: Rick Santorum

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    This is easily one of the best videos the people at Bad Lip Reading have ever done.
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    Santorum -- A New Word

    When Rick Santorum angered popular sex columnist and gay rights activist Dan Savage, Savage held a contest of the caliber only he could pull together: to create a new definition of the word "Santorum".

    The winner re-defined Santorum (which I've been using as a part of my everyday speech lately, and you should too) as: "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

    Savage then created the website spreadingsantorum.com, which he later offered to take down if Santorum himself donated $5 Million to a group advocating the legal recognition of same-sex marriages. Santorum didn't do so, of course. The website contains a pretty objectionable logo (the definition of "Santorum" as described above along with a big, light-brown splatter watermarked behind the words) and all kinds of awesome content having to do with everyone's least-favorite potential GOP nominee for the presidential race in 2012.

    This became so popular that not only do some people (like me) use it, but the term actually pops up on the front page of Google when you type in Santorum.

    Santorum himself then asked Google to remove the definition from its search engine indexing, but being the awesome company that they are, Google refused to do so on the grounds that it was an accurate representation of what people were looking for and that they never remove content from search results.

    You can still Google Santorum and get Rick Santorum's website, but you'll get at least two other mentions of that frothy mixture with your front page of search results.
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    Porn Stars Against Santorum



    One of the many horrible things that Santorum did during his thankfully former campaign was denounce pornography altogether, saying that he would work with congress to censor it and take it out of as many places as he possibly could.

    "Pornography is toxic to marriages and relationships. It contributes to misogyny and violence against women. It is a contributing factor to prostitution and sex trafficking."

    So, some fantastic porn stars decided to come together to say no to Rick Santorum and his ways.

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    Rick Santorum Caught Eating Ice Cream



    This usually wouldn't be a bad thing for almost any other human being on earth, but it's election season, and he's Rick Santorum, and he's atrociously anti gay rights. So this was awesome.

    Politicians being caught eating phallic foods is an internet trend that has seen a wide variety of leaders from around the world eating everything from Twinkies, to hot dogs, to sandwiches, to even ice cream sandwiches. Being caught in this kind of position could potentially make you, as a politician, a meme. And an image of this nature circulating the web is the last thing you want when you want the entire country to take you seriously.

    So the anti-Santorum crowd spread this one like wildfire and even added the unnecessary, yet amusing animation to go with it.



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    Dan Savage's New Threat to Rick Santorum

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    A Mosaic of Rick Santorum Made Entirely of Gay Porn



    In response to Santorum's anti-gay stance on pretty much everything, someone made the wonderfully inspired choice to do what some people did with George W. Bush's face in the 2000s and make a mosaic of pornography making up his crooked smile; only with Santorum, they made it completely out of gay pornography. Which is awesome.

    show_page=search&search_text=santorum&x=0&y=0">Click here for the NSFW close-up of the mosaic.
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    Taiwan's NMA News Animates the Santorum/Romney Situation

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    The 9 Voters Who Lost Iowa for Santorum



    Original numbers showed that Rick Santorum lost the Iowa Caucus by about one percentage point. At the time it was thought that only a handful of voters could have made all the difference for Rick Santorum. This video shows you what those 9 people were probably doing.
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    Sweater Vest Jokes

    Funny or Die put together a pretty apt cover for what would be a magazine everyone would subscribe to for just one issue. The Rick Santorum issue.



    Which leads to this pretty amusing Tumblr called FearRicksVest that focuses on Rick Santorum's vest, and how it's a fierce, sentient being that can probably kick your ass and fears nothing. It's actually a right-wing attempt at humor that fails in a few places, but the ideas is awesome. Rick Santorum's vest runs the show, not the weirdly Seinfeldesque looking man.

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    F*ck No Rick Santorum Blog

    Providing an opposing view to the popular series of F*ck Yeah Ryan Gosling Tumblr, the F*ck NO Rick Santorum tumblr provides us with the similar "Hey Girl" that starts out all of the f*ckyeahryangosling blog, only it ends every phrase/image pairing with Rick Santorum confidently saying things that are completely reprehensible to women.

    Here are some notable examples.






    Rick Santorum is not Ryan Gosling.
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    Video of Santorum Almost Calling Obama The N Word Goes Viral



    This went extremely viral, but was discounted by reputable political sources as a crass assumption. But you can't help but wonder if this was just a bad joke made by someone who took this out of context, or if he's really that kind of a guy.
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    On Santorum's Backing Out of the Race

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    That Insane Obamaville Campaign Ad



    This wasn't exactly a joke, but it is absolutely hilarious. This is a serious campaign ad on Santorum's part, not an Onion News Network video.
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    Rick Santorum Pictures + 30 Rock's Kenneth Parcel Quotes

    Funny or Die did this great piece comparing Rick Santorum to the ultra-conservative, somehow-lovable Christian fundamentalist page of the NBC program on the show 30 Rock.

    Pictures of Santorum with some of Kenneth Parcel's funniest, most asinine quotes. The fact that some are close to what Santorum actually believes = terrifying.







    For the full round-up click here.
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    Santorum San

    Rick Santorum-San is exactly what it sounds like. It's a blog chronicling the adventures of Rick Santorum if he were an anime girl, including eyes, rainbows, hearts, and even the way he talks in broken English in every post.

    For some reason the amount of these that they were able to make without getting bored is impressive along with seeing one after the other just makes you start believing that Rick Santorum really is that likable at all and that he can probably cut you in half with a sword and then deliver a cute giggle afterward.

    It's kind of like that Japanese Talk Show sketch on SNL, only instead of starring teenagers it stars an ultra-conservative psychopath.

    Click here for the full Rick Santorum-San Tumblr
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    The Onion Goes Nuts on Santorum

    The #1 place for political humor online, The Onion, brought out their big guns for the videos and articles written about Rick Santorum. And it was glorious. He will be missed for this reason and this reason only. Here are some of the best The Onion has had to offer on good ol' Rick.






    Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick
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    Bill Maher Reads Santorum Tweets on Air



    These are fake, of course, but they're hilarious.
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    Funny or Die Unimpressed with Santorum's Sweep

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    Assorted Internet Rick Santorum Jokes and Hilarity

    Here are some of the best memes and image macros done with Rick Santorum's face in recent memory:







    Mocking Rick Santorum's high school photo:



    And his family values:

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