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Molly Ringwald has a horrible time turning 16 because she wants too much out of life.
Molly Ringwald and another girl watch a super hot girl shower and talk about how hot she is. It's awesome and really comes out of nowhere in one of the best coming of age movies of all time.
Check it out.
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Return of the Living Dead is a movie about a gas being released that creates zombies. It's one of the best zombie movies of all time, is hilarious and actually introduced the concept of zombies "eating brains" to the world. Any time you hear a zombie say "brains" it's actually an homage to this movie. Bet you didn't think you'd learn anything here, now did you? Well you were wrong. And you should be f*cking ashamed of yourself.
Linnea Quigley stars as a girl fittingly named "Trash" in the movie who describes how she would like to be eaten by the dead, citing that they would start by ripping off her clothes. She then proceeds to take off her clothes and show much of the 80s their first shaved ladybits. It was a revelation. And at some point she says "I'm hot" and a guy says "yeah you are!", then a punk biker says "scram, wimp!" to the guy. It's a great film.
She spends the rest of the movie pretty much naked, showing off her insane butt. It rules. You should watch the movie to a drinking game of nudity, the mention of "brains" and to the use of slang nobody uses anymore. You'll get blackout drunk. You're welcome.
Have at it.
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Hardbodies already sounds like it's porn so you really go in with the expectation of a boobtacular buttscape overflowing with hot young girls and dudes who get to bang them. The movie is about some old dudes who hire a young good looking guy to help them pick up those kind of girls. And then it works. Then the main guy, Scotty, falls in love with one of the girls who changes him and he decides on banging her forever instead of millions of hot girls with stupid 80s hair.
There are a bunch of scenes with some great nudity in them, but the best part is when the movie opens up with four girls playing keep away with their tops in a scene that shows you that there's not really any kind of nudity law in these movies. They exist in a universe where if people are laughing naked, everything is okay and fine with the law and the surrounding families until all of them get killed (which doesn't happen in this movie, but would sure make it a whole hell of a lot more interesting).
So many hot girls with no bras that don't understand how modeling works in this movie. Every girl in this movie has absolutely no future.
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A movie that my Hispanic mother (God bless her) once rented for me instead of Space Balls. I watched it alone and felt like I got away with murder. 1960s high school kids spend a bunch of time trying to sexually violate the privacy of various girls and bang them. It's really up there in quality.
Back when it was still okay to put cartoon sounds when breasts were exposed, a guy rips the tops off a bunch of girls. Also a guy pretends to be a doctor to give a really hot girl a breast exam. A girl is banged in a car with her breasts pressed against the glass and makes a bunch of funny faces. It's really weird in retrospect, but it seriously felt like I had gotten away with murder when I watched it. Worth it.
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A guy runs a really popular video game arcade that's about to be taken over by a huge business man. No really, that's what it's about. Also they were allowed to use Pac-Man so that's all over the movie.
Two topless girls take turns playing Pac-Man. That is all you need to know (as that is all that happens).
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