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I could not have watched this movie more as a kid. If I would have I'm sure my parents would have sent me to some kind of psychiatrist (which, in retrospect, would have been a good decision which means that yes, all kids should watch this movie at least 50 times *sobbing* "No dad I don't want to see it again!" "This is for your own good, junior...").
The movie is about a pre-Scientology Tom Cruise as a teenager who tries to have some fun while his parents are away. Everything is prim and proper and perfect in his home, but as soon as they leave, you get that infamous scene of him dancing in his underwear indoors pretending to be a rockstar, which to some kids will resonate more if I say "like that Heidi Klum Guitar Hero (RIP) commercial where she dances in her underwear in a living room.
He proceeds to meet this vaguely Russian woman, played by a still-relevant Rebecca De Mornay, who treats him like crap but has sex with him throughout the entire movie. She's the one you see naked all over the place and it is awesome. It makes you want a dangerous, emotionally unavailable blonde woman of your very own... wait. This explains a lot. This explains a lot. But life changing revelations aside, the scenes are pretty awesome. Repeatedly. All the time. The train scene (where they have sex on a train) is particularly something that was etched into my brain as a wee lad because I couldn't believe how poorly maintained the lights were on that thing. That's just irresponsible. (Proving that nude scenes don't need to be funny all the time.)
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