The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History Films
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The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History

If there's anything that the 80s gave us it was gratuitous nudity in just about every single teen comedy that came out. (Maybe we should have taken them as sexy lessons.)In honor of that tradition, here are the best 80s teen comedy nude scenes of all time, ranked by you for hotness. I describe the movies, the context of the nude scenes and then link you out to the scenes when possible (although you can totally just Google all of them). From Phoebe Cates in Fast Times, to lesser-known gems like Hardbodies and Malibu Express, to even scenes from actually-good movies like Sixteen Candles, these are the best nude scenes in 80s teen comedy history.
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    The Movie

    Porky's is about a group of guys in the 50s who want to lose their virginities in a time in which guys not only admitted that they were virgins, but tried to fix that problem "together". There's a place called Porky's, though, where a lot of the hot girls are and a lot of the main characters are terrorized by the mean, fat, pig-looking owner named, you guessed it, Porky. As these guys awkwardly try and come up with plans to get laid a lot of nudity happens and you get bored when it stops. Then you rewind the tape until your parents know exactly what you're doing. There's no reason someone should be rewinding and playing a tape that often and that quickly unless they're trying to solve the mystery of the Kennedy assassination.

    The Scene

    The infamous Porky's shower scene. A bunch of guys find a hole that leads to the girls' locker room and kind of like you hope for every time there's a hole in a wall of any bathroom stall, there's actually hot chicks on the other end. Full frontal and backal (which yes, is a word, according to me) nudity ensues and a lot of teenagers and kids even younger than that in the 80s saw their first bush, boob and/or group of women showering together. Many more would follow for all of us.

    The notable part of this scene is that it was the first gratuitous nudity most people had seen in a really popular comedy (which actually dragged on for pretty long and wasn't even very funny). It was really just a huge mask for nudity. This movie is huge because of this scene and because the rest of its awesome nude scenes (including one starring a young Kim Cattrall, who only gets hotter as she gets older).

    This movie was largely nudity masked in fun, which was an awesome discovery for anyone who saw it. It's kind of like when you pour alcohol inside a juice box or a Vitamin water and bring it into your kids' plays or Disneyland. All of you do this.

    Here it is.

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