- 1+ 6- 1
Controversial Heisman-Award-Winning pro football player Reggie Bush and controversial amazing-ass-having pro model and reality TV honey Kim Kardashian broke up for the final time in 2010. Even the newest season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is about Kim dating again (with sexy consequences.)
Aside from the fact that she's completely high maintenance, a little nuts and a million times more famous than he is, it's kind of hard to see why someone would agree to split up with Kim Kardashian. Maybe it's the distance or maybe it's the most-likely-thousands of women looking to blow him on a regular basis, but either way, something created a distance between a couple that made complete sense.
Here she is naked in a room.
- 2+ 6- 2
Ryan Reynolds is an idiot to let these two wonderful things go. Sorry, I mean her, it's a shame to let her two wonderful things go. You've really gotta hand it to him, though, barely a week after being named People's Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johansson called it splittsville.
If any of us know Scarlett Johansson (or any girl I've ever dated), there are about 8 dudes she knows who've been hanging out in the sidelines waiting to get tagged in, we'll just have to see who's next.
Scarlett has always been a team player.
Here she is letting you imagine what she would look like in your Black Widow? Well now that she's not boning Deadpool and Green Lantern you can pretend she's all yours.
Here, yes here, is what she looks like naked and airbrushed to high heavens.
Soaking wet in a red bathing suit.
Wearing tiny shorts
- 3+ 5- 1
Blake Lively and Penn Badgley (aka that guy that got dumped by Blake Lively on Gossip Girl and in real life) FINALLY ended their romance in 2010, which is probably for the best since Blake Lively is poised to blow up this year, and no one likes a hot starlet with a hot man on her arm to ruin the illusion.
With blowing people away in The Town in 2010 and her career getting into the geeksphere with her role in 2011's Green Lantern movie, Blake Lively is the next Scarlett Johansson and, more importantly, she's 100% single, on the rebound and making every dude that lives in LA go outside more often "just in case."
You've got to wonder if this is considered a skirt or panties.
Here is the main list image which shows you that Blake Lively's legs should be your new God.
- 4+ 3- 0
Famous model Christina Milian woke up from "The-Dream" this year and dumped her hip hop mogul boyfriend The Dream. She's beautiful, still in her 20s and 100% on the prowl. She most likely won't talk to you unless you're a huge, awesome black dude, but you can always give it a whirl. If you are, though, Godspeed my good man.
- 5+ 3- 0v
British hottie Rachel Weisz ended it this year with her director boyfriend Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan).
He's the schlubby looking guy in this picture that makes me think we're all being punked.
Rachel Weisz deserves a lot better than that. Looks like she figured that out too, though, and now the world is right. She's alone and waiting for all of us to run into her and sweep her off her feet.
Speaking of her body, check out this music video.
- 6+ 3- 1
Annalynne "Nobody Ever Spells My Name Right" McCord broke up with Kellan Lutz in late 2010 due to the fact that she wanted to party with other dudes.
In case you don't know who she is (i.e. in case you don't read Egotastic.com, who's kind of obsessed with her), she's a ridiculously cute girl, who's insanely skinny and even hotter.
Here's another picture of her awesome body.
- 7+ 2- 0
Fellas, of all the girls on this list, from a realistic perspective, Demi Lovato may be your shot. After being dumped by Joe Jonas (of the Stepford Wiv-... um, I mean, Jonas Brothers), Demi had a mental breakdown and had to seek treatment.
She's hitting rock bottom, everyone.
And that's where you thrive.
She's vulnerable and insecure right now. Get in there. Here are some hot examples of "there", including a link to a video of her snorting a line of coke longer than your arm.
Only one word describes her in this picture: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM.
Speaking of asses, click here for indisputable PROOF that her ass can only be accurately described using food terms. Delicious. Plump. Cakes.
- 8+ 3- 2v
So this year, 2010, Christina Aguilera split up with her longtime d is-she-really-going-out-with-him husband Jordan Bratner who, as of October, was still "staying with friends." Good to know that when you break up with a super starlet diva such as her, you're pretty much out on your ass unless you make more money (millions) than she does.
According to sources ("the internet") they split up because she was way too flirty and way too much of a party girl, which makes total sense. She supposedly would flirt in front of him all the time at night clubs, so the guy dumped her showing that, once again, no matter how hot a girl is, no matter which hot girl it is, there is someone out there who is sick of her s**t.
- 9+ 2- 1v
Halle Berry was dating this Gabriel Aubry guy, who's an underwear model and is pretty much the caliber of dude you'd be expecting Halle Berry to be dating.
In honor of this Hollywood MILF's newly-found semi-freedom (she was 43 while he was 34), here's a slow-mo video of Halle Berry in Swordfish because really, it's hard to get sick of Halle Berry (although apparently not that hard.)
- 10+ 2- 1
Jennifer Carpenter (the girl who plays Dexter's sister on Dexter) and Michael C. Hall (Dexter himself) are calling it quits. After going through some of the worst things you can imagine a couple having to fight through (Michael C. Hall beating cancer last year and filming this last season of Dexter which was by far the worst) the semi-incestuous fiction brother and sister team went for the whole casually-drifting-apart thing celebrities do on the regular after years of happy marriage.
- 11+ 1- 0v
Showing once again that 90s superstars tend to stick together (and not age, and only get cooler), Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey were together for quite a long time. One of the most "equal" couples on this list, they're both funny, awesome and totally rich as hell (although, 2010's Santa Baby 2 = Jenny McCarthy paying her mortgage.)
Anyway, in case you forgot how hot one of the hottest cougars (yes, she is now a cougar) in Hollywood really is, here's a video that will remind you why you had that foggy poster of her in a white bikini looking at you through bars in the early 90s.
- 12+ 1- 0v
Jennifer Love Hewitt finally, f**king FINALLY, broke up with Jaime Kennedy this year, marking an event that might even re-invigorate my belief in a God.
They were together for YEARS, showing the world that a girl this hot will really just be with you if you're not all the way hideous and have a great sense of humor. Jennifer Love Hewitt's that girl we all wish would settle for us, a-la Can't Hardly Wait.
Here is an awesome video of her in flashing her undies that will make you happy to be alive in a world where someone this hot might settle for you, thus ruining their lives and their parents expectations of them.
- 13+ 1- 1
So there's this complete idiot named Tony Parker. He's an idiot.
In November of 2010, Eva Longoria filed for divorce from the man, the aforementioned idiot, who actually cheated on her. In case you hadn't heard, there was a man this year that was dumb enough to not only cheat on Eva Longoria, but get caught doing it. How did he fall? By not deleting his Facebook history. Let that be a lesson to all of us, gentelmen: NEVER CHEAT ON SOMEONE AS HOT AS EVA LONGORIA.
BONUS: She's now requesting her maiden name back which means that she's actually going to be credited as Eva Longoria, instead of the nobody-called-her-that-anyway name Eva Longoria Parker.
Here are a few reasons why the fact that she's single again = awesome:
and finally, Exhibit D
- 14+ 1- 1v
There seems to be a running theme on this list, any big event (accomplishment or overcoming a hurdle) usually equals some kind of horrible breakup if you're a celebrity. So no matter what you do, next time you date a horribly beautiful Oscar winner multi-millionaire, make sure to dump her after one of the greatest moments of her life, just to make sure she expects it.
You heard this all over the news during the first part of 2010. Sandra Bullock was dumped by Jesse James for a tattooed girl that basically looks like one of the monsters from that old arcade game Altered Beast.
This video is a good reason why Jesse James, who looks like a failed porn star after rehab, downgraded. Hard.
- 15+ 1- 2
In 2010 Vanessa "That Girl from High School Musical Who Went Full Frontal" Hudgens and Zac "Your Girlfriend Always Talks About Him" Efron ended their very Disney love. As with any celebrity relationship in a rough spot due to leaked nude pictures from when the girl is seventeen that the entire internet saw, Efron bid his time until he could break up with her without looking like a dick.
The break up was reportedly "mutual" and had nothing to do with Hudgens playing a drug-addicted teen prostitute in Rent this summer or her actually getting into "awesome" movies with Zack Snyder's upcoming hot-chicks-with-huge-mech-robot-armor film Sucker Punch.
- 16+ 0- 1v
After her then-husband Sam Mendes directed her in a movie about a marriage falling apart in Revolutionary Road, their actual marriage fell apart. Good thing it wasn't a movie about a murder suicide.
Supposedly they're on great terms, which makes sense because Kate Winslet is better than you.
- 17+ 0- 1v
Here's another trainwreck waiting to happen, or at least a train that's shaking to fall off the rails.
For a complete list of her trials click here
Miley broke up with her longtime boyfriend in November, just in time to celebrate her 18th birthday without a tether.
Her mom is also divorcing her father Billy Ray Cyrus, so that actually puts a bit of the acting out into context, so needless to say, it'll be an absolutely amazing year in 2011 for Disney actresses going nuts.
Here are some of the first vestiges of Miley going absolutely insane already, post-18th-birthday:
I could post a bunch of pictures you've seen before, but as of this Christmas, December 23, 2010, here are some new leaked racy pics of Miley Cyrus:
- 18+ 0- 1
Nikki Reed, who is one of the hot girls you see paparazzi pics of all over the place and then later hear is from the Twilight movies, confirmed in 2010 that she was back on the market. Paris Latsis (a Greek shipping heir that is sleeping his way through the Maxim 100 list) was dumped because Nikki Reed needed to do what she was most likely doing throughout the entire relationship anyway: focus on herself.
These legs are a good reason why you would totally focus on her too, if you were her.
And here she is lying topless in a bed.
- 19+ 0- 1
Emmy Rossum, who *snicker* has never won an Emmy before (I'm so sorry), was in a longterm relationship with Adam Duritz, the lead singer of the Counting Crows, so, other than the fact that she's smoking hot, she gets on the list because you know she has absolutely no standards.
A pic of the two of them together is enough to give all of us hope that she may give us a shot.
Sure, there are plenty of hot pictures of her all over the internet where she is scantily clad, but all you really need is this picture of her squatting down, fixing something, while wearing thick-rimmed, hot-as-hell glasses.
Click here for the full-size picture of her sleeping in her undies, right next to whoever's taking that picture.
Here's a picture of her wearing a black, skin-tight superhero-style outfit and Wonder-Woman bracelets that let you know she's here to save the day.
Presenting: an upskirt that includes Emmy Rossum in a red dress.
- 20+ 0- 1
Courtney Cox apparently (finally) got tired of being married to man-child David Arquette this year. He even said as much in the press. Considering that she is still getting hotter, against all laws of nature (how is this possible that her AND Jennifer Anniston just keep getting hotter?) Courtney Cox is by far the most eligible cougar of 2010. Eva Longoria doesn't count... yet....
href="http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/courteney-cox/photosgallery/Courteney111_574-jpg.html">Here is some epic sexiness from this cougar back on the prowl.
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