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- 1+ 9- 1Blake Lively and Penn Badgley (aka that guy that got dumped by Blake Lively on Gossip Girl and in real life) FINALLY ended their romance in 2010, which is probably for the best since Blake Lively is poised to blow up this year, and no one likes a hot starlet with a hot man on her arm to ruin the illusion.
With blowing people away in The Town in 2010 and her career getting into the geeksphere with her role in 2011's Green Lantern movie, Blake Lively is the next Scarlett Johansson and, more importantly, she's 100% single, on the rebound and making every dude that lives in LA go outside more often "just in case."
You've got to wonder if this is considered a skirt or panties.
Here is the main list image which shows you that Blake Lively's legs should be your new God.
- 2+ 10- 2Ryan Reynolds is an idiot to let these two wonderful things go. Sorry, I mean her, it's a shame to let her two wonderful things go. You've really gotta hand it to him, though, barely a week after being named People's Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johansson called it splittsville.
If any of us know Scarlett Johansson (or any girl I've ever dated), there are about 8 dudes she knows who've been hanging out in the sidelines waiting to get tagged in, we'll just have to see who's next.
Scarlett has always been a team player.
Here she is letting you imagine what she would look like in your Black Widow? Well now that she's not boning Deadpool and Green Lantern you can pretend she's all yours.
Here, yes here, is what she looks like naked and airbrushed to high heavens.
Soaking wet in a red bathing suit.
Wearing tiny shorts
- 3+ 7- 1Controversial Heisman-Award-Winning pro football player Reggie Bush and controversial amazing-ass-having pro model and reality TV honey Kim Kardashian broke up for the final time in 2010. Even the newest season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is about Kim dating again (with sexy consequences.)
Aside from the fact that she's completely high maintenance, a little nuts and a million times more famous than he is, it's kind of hard to see why someone would agree to split up with Kim Kardashian. Maybe it's the distance or maybe it's the most-likely-thousands of women looking to blow him on a regular basis, but either way, something created a distance between a couple that made complete sense.
Here she is naked in a room.
- 4+ 5- 1British hottie Rachel Weisz ended it this year with her director boyfriend Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan).
He's the schlubby looking guy in this picture that makes me think we're all being punked.
Rachel Weisz deserves a lot better than that. Looks like she figured that out too, though, and now the world is right. She's alone and waiting for all of us to run into her and sweep her off her feet.
Speaking of her body, check out this music video.
- 5+ 4- 2So there's this complete idiot named Tony Parker. He's an idiot.
In November of 2010, Eva Longoria filed for divorce from the man, the aforementioned idiot, who actually cheated on her. In case you hadn't heard, there was a man this year that was dumb enough to not only cheat on Eva Longoria, but get caught doing it. How did he fall? By not deleting his Facebook history. Let that be a lesson to all of us, gentelmen: NEVER CHEAT ON SOMEONE AS HOT AS EVA LONGORIA.
BONUS: She's now requesting her maiden name back which means that she's actually going to be credited as Eva Longoria, instead of the nobody-called-her-that-anyway name Eva Longoria Parker.
Here are a few reasons why the fact that she's single again = awesome:
and finally, Exhibit D
- 6+ 3- 1Famous model Christina Milian woke up from "The-Dream" this year and dumped her hip hop mogul boyfriend The Dream. She's beautiful, still in her 20s and 100% on the prowl. She most likely won't talk to you unless you're a huge, awesome black dude, but you can always give it a whirl. If you are, though, Godspeed my good man.
- 7+ 2- 0Jennifer Love Hewitt finally, f**king FINALLY, broke up with Jaime Kennedy this year, marking an event that might even re-invigorate my belief in a God.
They were together for YEARS, showing the world that a girl this hot will really just be with you if you're not all the way hideous and have a great sense of humor. Jennifer Love Hewitt's that girl we all wish would settle for us, a-la Can't Hardly Wait.
Here is an awesome video of her in flashing her undies that will make you happy to be alive in a world where someone this hot might settle for you, thus ruining their lives and their parents expectations of them.
- 8+ 4- 3So this year, 2010, Christina Aguilera split up with her longtime d is-she-really-going-out-with-him husband Jordan Bratner who, as of October, was still "staying with friends." Good to know that when you break up with a super starlet diva such as her, you're pretty much out on your ass unless you make more money (millions) than she does.
According to sources ("the internet") they split up because she was way too flirty and way too much of a party girl, which makes total sense. She supposedly would flirt in front of him all the time at night clubs, so the guy dumped her showing that, once again, no matter how hot a girl is, no matter which hot girl it is, there is someone out there who is sick of her s**t.