The 20 Most Epic Wedding FAILs of All Time

This is why Catholic weddings are the worst. We've all been to one. They are by far the longest and feature what feels like up to two hours of uninterrupted speech before we even get to anything relevant about the people we're there to see take the plunge.

As a child, nothing was more boring than having to sit through these, which is why we should all sympathize with this kid.

This poor kid finds the ceremony so appropriately boring that he falls asleep standing up. Unfortunately, though, the stairs are so far up that he takes a much bigger fall than you would expect him to.

*Cringe*

BONUS: And sure, there are dozens, if not hundreds of videos all over the internet of people falling down during weddings, for example:



So why does this one take the cake? The giant thud that undoubtedly woke this kid up is what puts him on this list.

Alright, this guy's speech wasn't that cheesey. I think she overreacted.

This just goes to show that whatever you're serving at your wedding (which is most likely an open bar) what you don't want to do is serve alcohol that your friends can't handle.

Exhibit A is to the left, with a girl who decides that she can't take anymore of the guy's fluffy, lovey dovey talk as her body shows everyone in the room that not only is she ready to go home, but this guy needs to stop talking.

I wonder if he finished his speech...

The best part is that she vomits to the line "with love and understanding, you should be able to do it...".

Alright, this one's more absurd, and very tragic, but it is a huge, huge fail, and therefore makes the list. Also, please keep in mind that firing a gun into the air is much more normal in Turkey than it is here, at least judging by the video embedded to your left.

This isn't a news report, it's the actual video of the incident itself. You can see, these guys were going pretty nuts and dangerously firing guns around small children. Be warned that the video gets a little disturbing near the end.

Three family members on the groom's side at a wedding in Turkey were shot dead by the groom, who was joyously firing an AK-47 rifle in the air, in celebration of his wedding.

The groom lost control of the rifle, spraying the guests with bullets, killing three of his family members, including his own father.

There's not much to say to try and lighten the situation of this that hasn't already been said by Stephen from Gorillamask: "I only know about ten or twelve guys who regret their wedding day more than this dude."

What the hell is it with people and bringing guns to weddings? Seriously, I barely remember to bring the gift most of the time and these guys remember to bring their guns?

Anywho, this happened in Moscow, so you know, at least it happened in its birthplace.

Most news headlines for this story read "Russian Roulette Goes Wrong At Wedding", which is actually in accurate. Isn't this a case of Russian roulette going right? That's like seeing someone win a hand of poker and saying that the game went "wrong".

The graphic video you'll see to your left is of real Russians playing real Russian roulette, which probably made the bride regret her decline of having a "Casino" theme at the wedding. That's on her.

So, the first douchebag brings out a gun and shoots himself in the temple with only a click. He looks around to see who else wants a piece of the action. The guy next to him, most likely wanting to impress one of the pretty ladies at the beginning of the video (nothing a girl likes more than a dude who's willing to do something stupid for no reason...no, seriously), takes a shot himself, and as the man behind the first guy tries to take the gun out of his hands, he probably saved his life.

The man got away with a severe head wound, but did not die. The only thing that probably saved him was the man with the good sense to want to take the gun out of the ridiculously stupid guys holding the guns, but hey, they were holding a gun so what can you do?

According to the Huffington Post, the man who brought the gun initially has been charged with "Hooliganism". Which, if you're in a Russian jail, is probably the most embarrassing "what're you in for" story you could have.

Flaming drinks are always pretty fun. Everyone gets to feel a bit of danger, a bit of glamor and a bit of something you don't get every day unless you live in Vegas.

So, let's say there are a bunch of flaming drinks on a flimsy tray after everyone's been drinking all day; who should carry the drinks? Obviously, person with the biggest, most flammable dress at the party: The Bride.

This is already a terrible idea, and everything would've gone great, if they hadn't accounted for the moths. A complete troll of a moth is attracted to the flames of the drinks and scares the bride, causing her to not only drop the flaming drinks on herself, but to set herself on fire.

[Insert pun about old flames always ruining weddings here.]