The 25 Best Simpsons Quotes TV Programs

The 25 Best Simpsons Quotes

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Really, there are so many more than 25, but my fingers are tired. Plus, this list should really just be called MY favorite Simpsons Quotes, and even then... still not right (see: first sentence). Seriously, when you're picking quotes from only one of the greatest TV shows of all time, there are only so many that could make the top 25. Since the show's inception in 1989, The Simpsons, with its subversive, double meanings, has entertained both adults and children with its clever ways of delivering a message.

What are the best Simpsons quotes? There so many hilarious ones to choose from, but these only the top 25 best. Voice your opinion by voting on it.
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    "To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!"

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    "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a ...

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    "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

    Ralph Wiggum

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    "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." ...

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    "Dear Mr. President: There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. PS, I am ...

    Grandpa Simpson


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