The 25 Best Simpsons Quotes TV Programs
Vote List
5,583 votes 127,755 views by  Ranker
more info

The 25 Best Simpsons Quotes

Really, there are so many more than 25, but my fingers are tired. Plus, this list should really just be called MY favorite Simpsons Quotes, and even then... still not right (see: first sentence). Seriously, when you're picking quotes from only one of the greatest TV shows of all time, there are only so many that could make the top 25. Since the show's inception in 1989, The Simpsons, with its subversive, double meanings, has entertained both adults and children with its clever ways of delivering a message.

What are the best Simpsons quotes? There so many hilarious ones to choose from, but these only the top 25 best. Voice your opinion by voting on it.
  • 4 ReRanks
  • See list ranked by
The List
  1. 1
    Up 404
    Down 55

    To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!

  2. 2
    Up 342
    Down 67

    Me fail english? That's unpossible!

    Ralph Wiggum
  3. 3
    Up 288
    Down 48

    Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'

  4. 4
    Up 256
    Down 60

    I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

  5. 5
    Up 224
    Down 57

    Hi, super nintendo chalmers!

    Ralph Wiggum
  6. 6
    Up 204
    Down 52

    You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.


got a blog or website?

embed this list

viewers of this list also saw...

more popular lists