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To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!v
- 2+ 361- 54
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'
- 3+ 407- 71
Me fail english? That's unpossible!v
- 4+ 268- 54
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.v
- 5+ 304- 73
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.v
- 6+ 287- 68
Hi, super nintendo chalmers!v
- 7+ 233- 55
Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. Ps, I am not a ...
- 8+ 212- 45
Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire ...
- 9+ 241- 62
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!v
- 10+ 247- 67
English, who needs that? I'm never going to england
- 11+ 206- 47
Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *new* mexico?v
- 12+ 202- 53
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... Like god must feel when he's ...
- 13+ 205- 56
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, kent. 14% of people know thatv
- 14+ 177- 40
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what ...
- 15+ 174- 43
I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and ...v
- 16+ 170- 43
Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt.
- 17+ 171- 45
This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie the never ...
- 18+ 165- 42
I don't like being outdoors, smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.
- 19+ 150- 42
I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long.
- 20+ 125- 37
Oooh, so mother nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was ...