The 25 Best Simpsons Quotes TV Programs

The 25 Best Simpsons Quotes

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Really, there are so many more than 25, but my fingers are tired. Plus, this list should really just be called MY favorite Simpsons Quotes, and even then... still not right (see: first sentence). Seriously, when you're picking quotes from only one of the greatest TV shows of all time, there are only so many that could make the top 25. Since the show's inception in 1989, The Simpsons, with its subversive, double meanings, has entertained both adults and children with its clever ways of delivering a message.

What are the best Simpsons quotes? There so many hilarious ones to choose from, but these only the top 25 best. Voice your opinion by voting on it. Funny Simpsons quotes are everywhere, so what does it really mean if you look at some random few? Vote on the ones that matter or add any if they're missing.



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    To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!

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    Homer
  2. 2
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    Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'

    Homer
  3. 3
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    Me fail english? That's unpossible!

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    Ralph Wiggum
  4. 4
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    You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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    Homer
  5. 5
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    Hi, super nintendo chalmers!

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    Ralph Wiggum
  6. 6
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    I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

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    Homer
  7. 7
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    Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

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    Homer
  8. 8
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    Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire ...

    Chief Wiggum
  9. 9
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    Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what ...

    Homer
  10. 10
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    Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *new* mexico?

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    Mr. Burns
  11. 11
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    Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. Ps, I am not a ...

    Grandpa Simpson
  12. 12
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    Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, kent. 14% of people know that

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    Homer
  13. 13
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    English, who needs that? I'm never going to england

    Homer
  14. 14
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    I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and ...

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    Grandpa Simpson
  15. 15
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    Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt.

  16. 16
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    When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... Like god must feel when he's ...

    Homer
  17. 17
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    I don't like being outdoors, smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.

    Mr. Burns
  18. 18
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    This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie the never ...

    Lionel Hutz
  19. 19
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    I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long.

    Grandpa Simpson
  20. 20
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    Oooh, so mother nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was ...

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    Oooh, so mother nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese.
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    Mr. Burns
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