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To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!v
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Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'
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Me fail english? That's unpossible!v
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.v
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.v
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Hi, super nintendo chalmers!v
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!v
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Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire ...
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Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *new* mexico?v
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what ...
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Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. Ps, I am not a ...
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English, who needs that? I'm never going to england
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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, kent. 14% of people know thatv
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I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and ...v
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Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt.
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When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... Like god must feel when he's ...
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This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie the never ...
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I don't like being outdoors, smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.
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I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long.
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Oooh, so mother nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was ...