These people are the reason why all public places have stupid signs. From skidded knees, to belly flops, to near-death experiences, here are the twenty five greatest pool fail videos of all time.
Before you kick your feet up for a lazy summer day of poolside drinking, E-dropping and heroin mainlining, watch this video. It may make you think twice.
The best part is that at some point, she picks her wedgie during the video -- you know, to preserve her dignity.
This girl/living trainwrech starts her own private rave in this video, and just goes to teach us the age old lesson: white people can't dance.
This video is titled "How Not to Jump Into a Pool", which is actually quite appropriate, because she doesn't jump. She intentionally falls; which is how most people jump out of a plane. So take it from this, now-probably-less-pretty girl, planes are NOT pools. You learned it here, folks.
This one's a slow build. And it's worth it. This one isn't about people in a ridiculous pool situation. This is about the actual pool and the man craning the pool into a family's backyard.
You have to watch the video, and I'm not going to spoil it, but just know, the crane operator severely underestimates the weight of something.
So this girl tried to do a flip off of a guy's shoulders. Not only did her feet start out under water (not exactly something that allows for easy propulsion into the air), but all the momentum she built up came primarily from the guy who launched her. Also, the guy didn't even move.
tl;dr It's a miracle these people, generally speaking, are even alive.
Why the hell does this girl try to gymnastics-pole-spin INTO a pool? Movies. I blame movies for making people believe they can pull stuff like this off on the fly.
Also, what the hell is the payoff? It's "kinda fun"? This girl almost got Christopher Reeves'd. Nothing's worth that.
The first rule of pool cleaning is that you have to bang rich white ladies. Otherwise you might lose your license or something. I think that's how it works. So you know from the get-go that this guy's not the best pool cleaner in the world.
God knows what the hell is in this pool. From this standpoint, it looks like human feces. Let's assume it's human feces (just to be safe).
This guy gets some on his leg and doesn't really care, he knows it's slippery, so he then decides to get closer to the deep end. He ends up sliding all the way in, head first, and scratching up his body.
Alright first of all, this guy isn't even trying to get into the pool. Second of all, if this list teaches you anything it's that if you're part of a video where someone is counting down to you doing something, you probably shouldn't do that thing, or be in that video.
When a guy this huge jumps into a pool, someone will be around to film it. This is a rule of nature/the universe.
Representing all the different fat guys intentionally jumping into pools, is this young, dignified gentleman. Goodspeed, sir, because with a gut that big, it's really only possible to perform a belly flop.
This is why ladders where invented: so people don't have to crawl out of pools, rendering themselves a beached whale/pregnant porpoise for about 10 seconds in the eyes of anyone they had even a glimmer of a chance of having sex with (while children watch in horror).
People like this shouldn't be allowed near pools without floating devices.
In this video, a fat guy jumps into a pool, and everything goes better than expected. People ask him what happened, and the guy says he ran out of breath.
The pool then starts leaking and it explodes all over the yard. This poor guy will never live this down.
"Hey bro, remember that time you were so fat, the volume of a pool couldn't hold you?"
This guy's a wimp. Go hard or go home. If his heart had really been in it, he would have been able to get severely hurt for all of our laughter/entertainment.
What a disappointing man. Hopefully he twisted his ankle.
If it were up to me, the belly flop would be an Olympic event in of itself. It hurts a whole hell of a lot more than diving "correctly". Diving correctly, where's the sport in that?
Some people shouldn't be alive. This is one of those people.
A pool cover is like quicksand, and even more importantly, it doesn't only drown you, it suffocates you.
Did these idiotic kids never watch Dateline with their parents growing up? I'm GLAD they don't help him out for a while. This guy needs to learn an important lesson: never trust British people.
You see that guy in the middle? That guy that's under him? The dude who follows through by standing up all the way and ends up shifting the throw-ee's weight towards the outside of the pool? It's all that guy's fault. Sue that guy.
This guy totally would've been able to make that jump if the fence hadn't completely broken. Then he totally would've looked awesome in front of all the girls. This is how you get girls, you see. Stunts. Nothing a lady loves more than a guy with little to no regard for his well being.
The Medditerranean music they were playing probably made him feel more pumped than he actually was. Happens to the best of us.
So this guy, who obviously has no business standing up without a walker or a scooter, decides to stand near a pool. He stops leaning a light fixture for a few seconds because it starts to shift back and forth. He loses his footing and goes into the pool.
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