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Dog Treats Kid Like They're On Their Third DateThis is what happens when kids don't learn the traditional Golden Retriever mating dance as a preventative measure. This kid was asking for it.
And as any avid gamer will tell you, when you are in the zone, you are in the zone, as illustrated by
this kid, who keeps soldiering on playing video games, while Mr. Bojangles does the same.
Karate Kid Vs. Chicken LittleHis Snake Style is no match for the power of the Chicken Scratch.
Despite all claims, the kid's sweet moves does nothing to impress this chick.
Dogs Like BallsThis dog may look strange, what with its ears taped up and its tail cut off, but don't be fooled, he is a laser guided pain machine designed only for one purpose: destroying this kid's hope for f*ture children.
Side note: You have to wonder about the parenting skills of the guy behind the camera. Not only does he show the dog his mark, but laughs while his son is ever so slightly mauled. "Slightly mauled".
Mortal Kombat Cat Vs. BabyIt isn't fair to judge a baby, but still. It only takes one hit to know him down? C'mon, baby, man up (even though you're a baby)!
Either that cat is amazingly strong, or this kid is a complete wimp. Go cry to mommy, you little baby! Alright, this isn't having its intended effect.
Cat Face Plants BabyCat: "hey baby, I could take any other way to where I'm going, and my destination isn't terribly important, either, I just want to remind you who's in charge".
Paranormal Activity Dog Drags Boy To His DoomThis is footage of the Paranormal Activity 4: Going to the Dogs.
All you need to do is change the lighting to "creepy green" and you have a hit.