Dog Treats Kid Like They're On Their Third Datev
This is what happens when kids don't learn the traditional Golden Retriever mating dance as a preventative measure. This kid was asking for it.
And as any avid gamer will tell you, when you are in the zone, you are in the zone, as illustrated by
this kid, who keeps soldiering on playing video games, while Mr. Bojangles does the same.
Karate Kid Vs. Chicken Littlev
His Snake Style is no match for the power of the Chicken Scratch.
Despite all claims, the kid's sweet moves does nothing to impress this chick.
Dogs Like Ballsv
This dog may look strange, what with its ears taped up and its tail cut off, but don't be fooled, he is a laser guided pain machine designed only for one purpose: destroying this kid's hope for f*ture children.
Side note: You have to wonder about the parenting skills of the guy behind the camera. Not only does he show the dog his mark, but laughs while his son is ever so slightly mauled. "Slightly mauled".
Mortal Kombat Cat Vs. Babyv
It isn't fair to judge a baby, but still. It only takes one hit to know him down? C'mon, baby, man up (even though you're a baby)!
Either that cat is amazingly strong, or this kid is a complete wimp. Go cry to mommy, you little baby! Alright, this isn't having its intended effect.
Cat Face Plants Babyv
Cat: "hey baby, I could take any other way to where I'm going, and my destination isn't terribly important, either, I just want to remind you who's in charge".
Paranormal Activity Dog Drags Boy To His Doom
This is footage of the Paranormal Activity 4: Going to the Dogs.
All you need to do is change the lighting to "creepy green" and you have a hit.
Cats Hate Gingersv
What most people don't realize is that this is the first time the eternal, cats versus red-heads struggle, has been caught on tape. This is an internet classic and deserves to be. This cat came out of NOWHERE.
Is it a hate crime? Sure, but at least it's hilarious.
Dog Twists Up Kids Headv
Some one get this dog an agent. I think we found the star of Air Bud: Puck You.
The best part is probably when the kid starts crying and saying he can't breathe and all the camera person does is laugh. Ah humanity.
Otter Bites Kidv
This is probably the most famous video on this list. It was all over the news a few months back.
When the attack happens I don't know if it's the otter or the kid squealing, but it is adorably horrifying.
Jump to the 1 minute mark to skip to the mayhem.
You can't really blame the dog. That kid's dancing is pretty annoying.
How many times have you been in a club and just wanted to knock the fist pumper next to you on his butt?
Don't bother with the rest of the video, unless you like listening to callus parents laughing at their injured child.
Dog Wrecks Kid
You ever have one of those days?
You are just driving along, minding your own business, and next thing you know, your car is on its side and a giant dog is slobbering all over you.
I call those Mondays. This kid calls them "days".
Dog Plays Bowling for Babyv
It's a new game sweeping the nation.
The rules are simple:
1. Take a baby and put it in the middle of the room, sitting straight up in the air.
2. Let your dogs loose with a ball when they're feeling hyper.
3. Turn on your camera phone.
Cat Plays the Baby Bongosv
The sound of the paws hitting this kid's soft little skull reminds me of the jazz bongos of the 50's.
The vacant stare given by the kid at the end reminds me of a serial killer.
He needs to be put on a watch list.
Kid Owned by Bull
I guess that Jimmy never heard the phrase, "Don't mess with the bull."
Side Note: I notice that most of these videos could be avoided if the kids would just leave these poor animals alone. I'm glad they didn't though.
Cat Bumps Babyv
The cat is just trying to teach this baby a valuable lesson.
If you get knocked down, just get back up.
If you get knocked down 3 more times, you probably should just stay down.
Cat Attacks Kid's Neck
If you are going to play on the floor you should always be prepared to defend your sweet neck meats.
Jump to :20 to witness the sneak attack.
Kitten Attacks Aryan Childv
A little back story on this video.
The kid was part of the Hitler youth and the cat is a young jew trying to avenge his parents.
It's like Inglourious Basterds Jr.
Dogs Really Like Ballsv
This should teach him the dangers of eating while laying down.
Also, the dangers of holding delicious fruit next to your low hanging berries.
Baby With The Cobrav
Some people might be offended by a video of a cobra biting a baby in the skull.
Those people must not know that babies are immune to snake venom.
Especially Indian babies.
Dog Walks Kidv
If only she knew how to walk first.
This video also wins best editing.
Short, sweet and to the point.
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