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Dog Treats Kid Like They're On Their Third DatevThis is what happens when kids don't learn the traditional Golden Retriever mating dance as a preventative measure. This kid was asking for it.
And as any avid gamer will tell you, when you are in the zone, you are in the zone, as illustrated by
this kid, who keeps soldiering on playing video games, while Mr. Bojangles does the same.
Karate Kid Vs. Chicken LittlevHis Snake Style is no match for the power of the Chicken Scratch.
Despite all claims, the kid's sweet moves does nothing to impress this chick.
Dogs Like BallsvThis dog may look strange, what with its ears taped up and its tail cut off, but don't be fooled, he is a laser guided pain machine designed only for one purpose: destroying this kid's hope for f*ture children.
Side note: You have to wonder about the parenting skills of the guy behind the camera. Not only does he show the dog his mark, but laughs while his son is ever so slightly mauled. "Slightly mauled".
Mortal Kombat Cat Vs. BabyvIt isn't fair to judge a baby, but still. It only takes one hit to know him down? C'mon, baby, man up (even though you're a baby)!
Either that cat is amazingly strong, or this kid is a complete wimp. Go cry to mommy, you little baby! Alright, this isn't having its intended effect.
Cat Face Plants BabyvCat: "hey baby, I could take any other way to where I'm going, and my destination isn't terribly important, either, I just want to remind you who's in charge".
Paranormal Activity Dog Drags Boy To His Doom
Cats Hate GingersvWhat most people don't realize is that this is the first time the eternal, cats versus red-heads struggle, has been caught on tape. This is an internet classic and deserves to be. This cat came out of NOWHERE.
Is it a hate crime? Sure, but at least it's hilarious.
Dog Twists Up Kids HeadvSome one get this dog an agent. I think we found the star of Air Bud: Puck You.
The best part is probably when the kid starts crying and saying he can't breathe and all the camera person does is laugh. Ah humanity.