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The 25 Hottest Gorillamask Spank Bank Hotties of 2012

Every single day of every single year, the crew at hooks us up with a different non-nude (non-nude as in, nothing you couldn't show on cable... most of the time) hottie. So, since it gets pretty daunting to keep up with them all, here's the year's roundup in the hottest, greatest and most memorable "Spank Bank" posts by GorillaMask this year (so far).

These are the best ones from 2012.

Happy 2013 due to an awesome 2012 to the Spank Bank, the only bank that won't charge you for not making enough deposits.

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    Jordan Carver wins 2012. Not only does she win at 2012, but she wins at life. Like, when she dies, if she donated her breasts to the Bodies exhibit in Vegas, if they displayed just her breasts they would be able to charge extra for admission. This is how awesome she is and also how often she graced the Gorillamask Spank Bank in 1012. During the first half of 2012 she was all over the Spank Bank, and some in the Summer. But Fall/Early Winter saw more Jordan Carver than ever before. She was featured 9 times, meaning that she was featured 3 times per month. That's a lot of Jordan Carver. 

    So just by force of having the most appearances, Jordan Carver. 

    And now for a bunch of galleries of Jordan Carver being hot for some reason. 



    Who else is curious to see X-rays of her spine in 10 years?

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    Nicci Pisarrie

    Nicci Pisarri first came on the scene as a Maxim Hometown Hottie and has since become a swimsuit/underwear model.

    Like much of these girls, she spends her time getting paid to take her clothes off and make poses for dudes taking pictures for dudes using pictures. And she's really damn good at it.

    I mean, look. This is ridiculous.

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    Imogen Thomas is a Goddess who shoots light out of her vagina (pronounced "va-HEE-nah" in Spanish) -- much like I hypothesized throughout my entire childhood.

    I'm not kidding, look: She's so hot that the universe has blessed her with the power to shoots rays of lights out of her vaheeenaaah.

    This is the first thing you should look for in a wife.

    Also it's not a bad idea if your wife looked like her, unless you wanted to go the safe route and marry an ugly girl so that she would never leave you like in that classic 70s song.

    She makes the list because she is flawless and knows how to hold her stuff up better than even the most expensive, on-sale bra anyone could ever buy on a whim.

    Click here for the full gallery of Imogen Thomas lying naked all over furniture that looks like it's from A Clockwork Orange, while violating every towel-rule that any nudist colony I've ever been to has ever instated.

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    Hillary Fischer appeared on the 2010 Spank Bank list as one of the hottest girls, and also topped the "all time" list as one of the most often posted girls on GorillaMask's Spank Bank on its 5th anniversary and now she's on the 2012 round-up. She's tan, amazing looking and has some of the hottest galleries GorillaMask has to offer.

    Click here for her latest, where she wears cutoff shorts that look like they were created by throwing a pair of jeans into a wood chipper.

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    De has a name that I assume has a bunch of syllables that aren't in the actual name. Either that or her name is "Dee" or "Deh", which is super weird and sounds like a Dungeons and Dragons character I played with once. 

    Either way, she looks like she'll watch you sleep and is from a humanoid species of physically perfect women that actually don't need to sleep, hence the watching you sleep. Also this species has tiny vaginas, only wears bikinis and does not have the ability blink. 

    Her eyes must hurt so much. 

    Anyway, she was featured like 5 times, which is behind Jordan Carver, but she doesn't get as much recognition because frankly she's sexually terrifying. 

    Here are her sets: 

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    If India Reynolds's parents named her India because she was born in India, then they are the most uncreative parents in the history of nude models.

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