- 1+ 61- 21
Jordan Carver wins 2012. Not only does she win at 2012, but she wins at life. Like, when she dies, if she donated her breasts to the Bodies exhibit in Vegas, if they displayed just her breasts they would be able to charge extra for admission. This is how awesome she is and also how often she graced the Gorillamask Spank Bank in 1012. During the first half of 2012 she was all over the Spank Bank, and some in the Summer. But Fall/Early Winter saw more Jordan Carver than ever before. She was featured 9 times, meaning that she was featured 3 times per month. That's a lot of Jordan Carver.
- 2+ 38- 8
Nicci Pisarri first came on the scene as a Maxim Hometown Hottie and has since become a swimsuit/underwear model.
Like much of these girls, she spends her time getting paid to take her clothes off and make poses for dudes taking pictures for dudes using pictures. And she's really damn good at it.
- 3+ 36- 8
Imogen Thomas is a Goddess who shoots light out of her vagina (pronounced "va-HEE-nah" in Spanish) -- much like I hypothesized throughout my entire childhood.
This is the first thing you should look for in a wife.
She makes the list because she is flawless and knows how to hold her stuff up better than even the most expensive, on-sale bra anyone could ever buy on a whim.
- 4+ 31- 8
Hillary Fischer appeared on the 2010 Spank Bank list as one of the hottest girls, and also topped the "all time" list as one of the most often posted girls on GorillaMask's Spank Bank on its 5th anniversary and now she's on the 2012 round-up. She's tan, amazing looking and has some of the hottest galleries GorillaMask has to offer.
- 5+ 29- 14
De has a name that I assume has a bunch of syllables that aren't in the actual name. Either that or her name is "Dee" or "Deh", which is super weird and sounds like a Dungeons and Dragons character I played with once.
Either way, she looks like she'll watch you sleep and is from a humanoid species of physically perfect women that actually don't need to sleep, hence the watching you sleep. Also this species has tiny vaginas, only wears bikinis and does not have the ability blink.
Her eyes must hurt so much.
Anyway, she was featured like 5 times, which is behind Jordan Carver, but she doesn't get as much recognition because frankly she's sexually terrifying.
- 6+ 21- 8
Jenna B chooses to identify herself on Gorillamask's Spank Bank the same way a substitute teacher would if there were multiple Jennas in the class. She's not even the MAIN Jenna.
- 7+ 22- 9
Megan has one of my favorite faces in Gorillamask Spank Bank history and it's always nice to see her pop up, mainly because she looks like a lot of fun.
She really looks like fun to date. She's like an all-white Sasha Grey that tans a little. She's perfect.
I'm going to marry her, so get ready for her new model face to be a mixture of sadness, regret and "acting".
- 8+ 15- 3
Natasha Belle is a hottie that was featured again this holiday season and was actually part ofthe round-up that covered the first half of 2012. Good to see her back!
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