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Brittany HawkesBrittany Hawkes looks like her parents make a lot of money, which is intrinsically attractive to me because that seems like a great quality in a wife. The following is a gallery of her showing.
If there were a channel that cost just as much as HBO, but it would show her showering for 24 hours a day, I would watch it. Even after the 3rd season where he skin gets so prune-y that it starts to look like that horrible, acid-induced, Golden Girls fantasy you had at school in 11th grade am i right, fellas? This is relatable to everyone.
Click here to see a hot girl you've never seen before showering and pressing her boobs up against a shower door then drawing a heart that looks more like a butt if you look at it again.
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Aki HoshimoAki Hoshimo has such an authentically-Japanese-sounding name that when you say it out loud it almost sounds like a racist impression.
Representing Asian women on this list, Aki Hoshino parades in a bikini around a house that looks like either the house from the end of Boogie Nights or the one where Woody Allen goes to an "LA Party" in Annie Hall.
Aki is adorable and has that look that companies try to reproduce in their Asian real dolls on a daily basis. She is a doll and belongs on this list because of her perfect body.
Click here for a picture of what all creepy white dudes think they can get when they take "business trips" to Asia.
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Kate from Kate's PlaygroundFor almost an entire decade, Kate from Kate's Playground has defied the amateur internet porn world with her relentless young looks and the fact that she only has two toes on her right foot.
She often makes list of the hottest girls with deformities for this very reason. And the fact that someone with that condition is not only one of the most well known girls to ever hit the amateur circuit, but that she's insanely hot and has had this much longevity makes her one of the greatest picks for the Spank Bank on Gorillamask not only this year, but in the history of the website.
Click here to see Kate from Kate's Playground do what she does best.
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Emma Kate DawsonEmma Kate Dawson looks like Courtney Stodden would if Courtney Stodden were a real human being and not a robot built for our entertainment, laughter, ridicule, fascination and boners.
In this photoset she wears a school girl outfit that, no offense to her, makes it look like she was held back in high school about 7 times (not that she doesn't look young, but she sure as hell doesn't look 17 -- and neither does Courtney Stodden).
Here is the set as she starts taking off the school girl outfit.
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Zheng YifeiZheng Yifei's last name sounds like a classic cartoon's celebration of some kind, but also like what it's called when furries bang.The most important part, though, is how she basically looks like an anime character. This isn't racist, as that's exactly what she's going for.
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