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The 25 Hottest Gorillamask Spank Bank Hotties of 2012

Every single day of every single year, the crew at Gorillamask.net hooks us up with a different non-nude (non-nude as in, nothing you couldn't show on cable... most of the time) hottie. So, since it gets pretty daunting to keep up with them all, here's the year's roundup in the hottest, greatest and most memorable "Spank Bank" posts by GorillaMask this year (so far).

These are the best ones from 2012.

Happy 2013 due to an awesome 2012 to the Spank Bank, the only bank that won't charge you for not making enough deposits.

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    age 29 Jordan Carver wins 2012. Not only does she win at 2012, but she wins at life. Like, when she dies, if she donated her breasts to the Bodies exhibit in Vegas, if they displayed just her breasts they

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    Nicci Pisarrie Nicci Pisarri first came on the scene as a Maxim Hometown Hottie and has since become a swimsuit/underwear model. Like much of these girls, she spends her time getting paid to take her clothes off and

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    age 33 Imogen Thomas is a Goddess who shoots light out of her vagina (pronounced "va-HEE-nah" in Spanish) -- much like I hypothesized throughout my entire childhood.I'm not kidding, look: She's so

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    age 30 Hillary Fischer appeared on the 2010 Spank Bank list as one of the hottest girls, and also topped the "all time" list as one of the most often posted girls on GorillaMask's Spank Bank on its

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    De has a name that I assume has a bunch of syllables that aren't in the actual name. Either that or her name is "Dee" or "Deh", which is super weird and sounds like a Dungeons and

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    age 25 If India Reynolds's parents named her India because she was born in India, then they are the most uncreative parents in the history of nude models.Here she is looking super worried.

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    Jenna B Jenna B chooses to identify herself on Gorillamask's Spank Bank the same way a substitute teacher would if there were multiple Jennas in the class. She's not even the MAIN Jenna.Look at her. How could

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    Megan Megan has one of my favorite faces in Gorillamask Spank Bank history and it's always nice to see her pop up, mainly because she looks like a lot of fun. She really looks like fun to date. She's

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    Natasha Belle Natasha Belle is a hottie that was featured again this holiday season and was actually part ofthe round-up that covered the first half of 2012. Good to see her back! Here's Natasha Belle being

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    Ashley C Ashley C probably had to pick that name due to the overwhelming amount of Ashleys at her elementary school, and then it just stuck. Speaking of stuck, in the set that got her on this list she's

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    Liz Asset Liz Asset really tries to show off her namesake (her pet lizards). Here she is resting her hands upon her mighty breasts. I just called them mighty and now we both feel weird. 

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    Kaitlynn Kaitlynn is the kind of hot that you could actually go on a "date" with. Now, "date" is in quotes because it would just be a casual hangout for her after the dude she's banging

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    Bunny This girl is on here because I'm in an Asian mood today, but she almost didn't make it because her name is Bunny and I've heard that rabbits are poop-filled, horrible, selfish, caustic and emotionally

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    Justene Jaro Justene Jaro is in that Alluring Vixens Library of Darkness and seems to have actually brought her reading glasses and a sweater to keep herself warm. She's the only one who picked up a book.

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    Hailey from Hailey's Hideaway Hailey from Hailey's Hideaway looks like she got really good grades up until college.She's got that insanely adorable girl-next-door look that makes her one of the top choices for amazingly,

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    age 23 I'm not 100% sure whether or not Ai Shinozaki is real or not, but she's really got those dead eyes down cold. I hope. It's like there's a TV on in the direction she's facing and the first episode of

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    Rosalia Verne Everything about the way Rosalina Verne looks makes you feel like you shouldn't be seeing her naked. But you are. And will. And here it is.

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    Nikki Nikki was one of the many girls on this list who was, unfortunately, born without a last name. There should be a charity for hot girls with names that end with "i" with no

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    age 30 Jesikah Maximus, whose name is clearly an homage to one thing about who she is (her father, Maximus Maximus III, ruler of Assland, where she was conceived). I've omitted part of her face (click here

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    Brittany Black BRITTANY BLACK IS ACTUALLY WHITEBRITTANY BLACK IS ACTUALLY WHITEBRITTANY BLACK IS ACTUALLY WHITE

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    Nina This is Nina. Nina looks like she's really fun at parties and has a kiss tattoo on her butt (either that or the greatest birthmark of all time, next to mine which looks like a wiener but is right next

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    Chrissy Another regular fixture of the Spank Bank, Chrissy is a girl that you'd know, and if you hung out with her she'd probably wear hoodies all the time. Instead, in this newest set she's in that dark

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    age 30 If you say her name 5 times fast, you immediately become Scandinavian. For most of us, that's probably a good thing. My teeth aren't quite large enough. In her Spank Bank set, she REALLY brought

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    Candace Candace has enormous breasts, is very tan, and looks like she could beat the everloving sh*t out of you. Here are pictures of her looking really f*cking hot.That is all.

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    Abby Clancy What if you mixed up Robin Wright Penn when she was hot in the 90s and Elisabeth Shue NOW? Well, then you would have Abbey Clancy, who really could only have more British a name if it ended in

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    Bailey Knox What if every girl you ever brought home from a bar had a baby? This is what Bailey Knox looks like. she's just accessibly hot enough to make it high on this list, but at the same time has a thing

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    Kaya Danielle Kaya Danielle is a great actress (for a non-actress that takes her clothes off for glorious, bikini-buying money). She actually pulls off that look that you try and get out of most girls who have hot

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    Krystal Now I know I've probably said this before (which is one of the saddest realizations I've had this week... which means usually my other weeks are equally tragic), but Chrissy is hot because she looks

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    Cali Logan Cali Logan is the most often featured girl on the Spank Bank of 2012. She has a whole bunch of sets on here and I'm trying to figure out what's so special about her other than her perfect lips or how

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    Mariana Goulart Mariana Goulart lies down in this set a lot and has a lot of tattoos in very random places. She also looks incredibly exotic. Like, her parents clearly met while they were on vacation. She's got the

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    Porchia Porchia has a name that tells you exactly how to pronounce "Porsche" correctly. More importantly, she looks like she could be Kate Upton's older sister. So here's to THAT fantasy. Close

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    Sherra Awww, look how cute she is! Sherra has the cutest baby face in the world and she apparently likes hanging out on disgusting green couches that look like that one your grandma died on. In the set

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    Mindy Robinson Mindy Robinson was on the Spank Bank twice, so I had to include her because she's cute. I'll bet you $5 she has a Southern accent. Here's one of her sets and here's the other. 

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    Danica Thrall Danica Thrall obviously doesn't take very thorough baths. These things are just for relaxation. In this photo gallery where Danica Thrall takes a bath naked (like ya do), she doesn't get her hair,

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    Lina Posada Lina Posada looks like if Charlize Theron didn't lead the life she did and got slightly worse genes aka she's amazing looking. Here's the set of her lost in a creek or posing for a bunch of

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    Hunter Leigh Hunter Leigh has the body of a Goddess. Her entire body is the same color and it doesn't look like a wallet you could buy for 20 pesos at the Mexican border that's made out of a dead, leathered

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    April Cheryse April Cheryse has two first names and two solid boobs. She's also not a natural blonde and enjoys pretending she's a powerless Spider-Man in photoshoots. She also looks showing some top-butt in her

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    Cassidy K Cassidy K looks so bored in her Spank Bank set that it reminds me of what real-life sex looks like. She wears a belt as an entire bikini bottom and sports a handbra and a look that says "I'm only

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    Mia Mia makes the list because she's wearing a black leather mini skirt throughout the entire shoot. The entire shoot. Do you know how sweaty her boobs must be under there? <--- So the fact that I'm a

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    Nicole Sparks Nicole Sparks looks tiny. She looks really, really tiny. There's just something about a girl who knows how to wear a dude's shirt. Click here to see the full gallery of this girl hanging around in an

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    Laura Vinicombe The greatest part about Laura Vincombe isn't the fact that she very frequently only shows one eye like that one Captain Planet "eco-villain" Dr. Blight, but that it looks like she's just

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    Yulia from Yulia's Secret Yulia will probably always correct you on how to say her name.You know those girls that have a name that's very close to an American name, but they spell it slightly differently to seem more

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    Brooke Marks Brooke Marks has a "girl next door" look to her that makes her one of the sexiest Spank Bank girls of the year 2012. Also, if she lived next door to you, you would probably be in jail right

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    Mar Hummer Her last name is "Hummer" which makes this way too easy. So here is the gallery of attractive pictures of her you should click on because she's good looking.This is a picture of her

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    Sweet Krissy Sweet Krissy has the roundest parts in all the right places. When people talk about curves, this is what they mean when they don't mean "full-figured" women. In this gallery she puts her

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    Zheng Yifei Zheng Yifei's last name sounds like a classic cartoon's celebration of some kind, but also like what it's called when furries bang. The most important part, though, is how she basically looks

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    Emma Kate Dawson Emma Kate Dawson looks like Courtney Stodden would if Courtney Stodden were a real human being and not a robot built for our entertainment, laughter, ridicule, fascination and boners.In this photoset

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    Kate from Kate's Playground For almost an entire decade, Kate from Kate's Playground has defied the amateur internet porn world with her relentless young looks and the fact that she only has two toes on her right foot. She often

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    Aki Hoshimo Aki Hoshimo has such an authentically-Japanese-sounding name that when you say it out loud it almost sounds like a racist impression. Representing Asian women on this list, Aki Hoshino parades in a

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    Brittany Hawkes Brittany Hawkes looks like her parents make a lot of money, which is intrinsically attractive to me because that seems like a great quality in a wife. The following is a gallery of her showing. If

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