- 49+ 1- 5
Aki Hoshimo has such an authentically-Japanese-sounding name that when you say it out loud it almost sounds like a racist impression.
Representing Asian women on this list, Aki Hoshino parades in a bikini around a house that looks like either the house from the end of Boogie Nights or the one where Woody Allen goes to an "LA Party" in Annie Hall.
Aki is adorable and has that look that companies try to reproduce in their Asian real dolls on a daily basis. She is a doll and belongs on this list because of her perfect body.
Click here for a picture of what all creepy white dudes think they can get when they take "business trips" to Asia.
- 50+ 1- 5
Brittany Hawkes looks like her parents make a lot of money, which is intrinsically attractive to me because that seems like a great quality in a wife. The following is a gallery of her showing.
If there were a channel that cost just as much as HBO, but it would show her showering for 24 hours a day, I would watch it. Even after the 3rd season where he skin gets so prune-y that it starts to look like that horrible, acid-induced, Golden Girls fantasy you had at school in 11th grade am i right, fellas? This is relatable to everyone.
Click here to see a hot girl you've never seen before showering and pressing her boobs up against a shower door then drawing a heart that looks more like a butt if you look at it again.
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