The 25 Hottest Gorillamask Spank Bank Hotties of 2012

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Every single day of every single year, the crew at hooks us up with a different non-nude (non-nude as in, nothing you couldn't show on cable... most of the time) hottie. So, since it gets pretty daunting to keep up with them all, here's the year's roundup in the hottest, greatest and most memorable "Spank Bank" posts by GorillaMask this year (so far).

These are the best ones from 2012.

Happy 2013 due to an awesome 2012 to the Spank Bank, the only bank that won't charge you for not making enough deposits.

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    Ashley C

    Ashley C probably had to pick that name due to the overwhelming amount of Ashleys at her elementary school, and then it just stuck. 
    Speaking of stuck, in the set that got her on this list she's wearing two bras. TWO BRAS. Her breasts are that powerful. That's the lingerie equivalent of boarding up a bank safe during an apocalypse. It'll help, but in the end we all know what's going to happen (everyone will die). 

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    If India Reynolds's parents named her India because she was born in India, then they are the most uncreative parents in the history of nude models.

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    Liz Asset

    Liz Asset really tries to show off her namesake (her pet lizards).
    I just called them mighty and now we both feel weird. 

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    Justene Jaro

    Justene Jaro is in that Alluring Vixens Library of Darkness and seems to have actually brought her reading glasses and a sweater to keep herself warm. 
    She's the only one who picked up a book. Also she's totally naked from there on out pretty much. Or at least bottomless, or what I like to call Donald-Ducking. 

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    Hailey from Hailey's Hideaway

    She's got that insanely adorable girl-next-door look that makes her one of the top choices for amazingly, disarmingly and just inappropriately hot girls on this list.

    This is the bar, you guys.

    Her gallery also features a lot more nudity (thanks to the see-thru rules which governs not only the internet, but magazine stands and therefore THE WORLD) than most Spank Banks.

    She's really got everything going for her. I hope she runs for President.

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    I'm not 100% sure whether or not Ai Shinozaki is real or not, but she's really got those dead eyes down cold. I hope. It's like there's a TV on in the direction she's facing and the first episode of The Wire is on or like she's on a date with yours truly. 

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    Kaitlynn is the kind of hot that you could actually go on a "date" with. Now, "date" is in quotes because it would just be a casual hangout for her after the dude she's banging cancels on her. You go thinking it's a date and you have an amazing day where she calls you "like a brother" at the end.

    Is this sh*t too real? Yeah? That's because that's what Kaitlynn would do to you. Have fun using your tears for lube.

    Sidenote: that is the cleanest, non-dusty steering wheel ever.

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    This girl is on here because I'm in an Asian mood today, but she almost didn't make it because her name is Bunny and I've heard that rabbits are poop-filled, horrible, selfish, caustic and emotionally abusive pets. 
    But she made it on here because she's ridiculous looking and, like any good Asian model, looks super confused in all her pictures. 

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