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- 1+ 60- 21Jordan Carver wins 2012. Not only does she win at 2012, but she wins at life. Like, when she dies, if she donated her breasts to the Bodies exhibit in Vegas, if they displayed just her breasts they would be able to charge extra for admission. This is how awesome she is and also how often she graced the Gorillamask Spank Bank in 1012. During the first half of 2012 she was all over the Spank Bank, and some in the Summer. But Fall/Early Winter saw more Jordan Carver than ever before. She was featured 9 times, meaning that she was featured 3 times per month. That's a lot of Jordan Carver.So just by force of having the most appearances, Jordan Carver.And now for a bunch of galleries of Jordan Carver being hot for some reason.1. Jordan Carver as a Playboy bunny.2. Jordan Carver proving that even watching her get dressed is insane.5. Jordan Carver stuck in a tree (in real life this would cause the entire fire department to shut down).6. Jordan Carver wearing a wife beater and panties and really testing the limits of stretchy fabric.So......Who else is curious to see X-rays of her spine in 10 years?also RANKED
- #771 on The Most Beautiful Women in the World
- 2+ 37- 8
Nicci PisarrieNicci Pisarri first came on the scene as a Maxim Hometown Hottie and has since become a swimsuit/underwear model.
Like much of these girls, she spends her time getting paid to take her clothes off and make poses for dudes taking pictures for dudes using pictures. And she's really damn good at it.
I mean, look. This is ridiculous.
- 3+ 35- 8Imogen Thomas is a Goddess who shoots light out of her vagina (pronounced "va-HEE-nah" in Spanish) -- much like I hypothesized throughout my entire childhood.
I'm not kidding, look: She's so hot that the universe has blessed her with the power to shoots rays of lights out of her vaheeenaaah.
This is the first thing you should look for in a wife.
Also it's not a bad idea if your wife looked like her, unless you wanted to go the safe route and marry an ugly girl so that she would never leave you like in that classic 70s song.
She makes the list because she is flawless and knows how to hold her stuff up better than even the most expensive, on-sale bra anyone could ever buy on a whim.
Click here for the full gallery of Imogen Thomas lying naked all over furniture that looks like it's from A Clockwork Orange, while violating every towel-rule that any nudist colony I've ever been to has ever instated.also RANKED
- #1229 on The Most Beautiful Women of All Time
- 4+ 30- 8Hillary Fischer appeared on the 2010 Spank Bank list as one of the hottest girls, and also topped the "all time" list as one of the most often posted girls on GorillaMask's Spank Bank on its 5th anniversary and now she's on the 2012 round-up. She's tan, amazing looking and has some of the hottest galleries GorillaMask has to offer.
Click here for her latest, where she wears cutoff shorts that look like they were created by throwing a pair of jeans into a wood chipper.
- 5+ 28- 14
DeDe has a name that I assume has a bunch of syllables that aren't in the actual name. Either that or her name is "Dee" or "Deh", which is super weird and sounds like a Dungeons and Dragons character I played with once.Either way, she looks like she'll watch you sleep and is from a humanoid species of physically perfect women that actually don't need to sleep, hence the watching you sleep. Also this species has tiny vaginas, only wears bikinis and does not have the ability blink.Her eyes must hurt so much.Anyway, she was featured like 5 times, which is behind Jordan Carver, but she doesn't get as much recognition because frankly she's sexually terrifying.Here are her sets:De in a library in the middle of the night, probably planning the earth's demise. In this one she uses a belt as a top.
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