The 25 Hottest Pictures of Naked Gamer Girls Wearing Games

This is the only acceptable way to keep both controllers from someone. Either that or she's falling behind on Contra and doesn't want to watch you play through the levels alone because you're most likely going to die.

Any way you slice it, she needs to give the other one back. If you stare at this picture for more than 30 seconds you'll want to reach in and grab it from her. If she can't keep up during the bosses it's her own damn fault.

Sure, this may seem slightly on the "degrading" side of Sears, but it's kind of BDSM-y, much like most of this "genre" of hot picture is. It fits right in.

I got my TV stand, that holds my 300 lb. television (it has a big screen, okay?) literally off the street in front of my apartment. I'm always scared it's going to finally give in and that the television will crush all game systems in its wake.

My point is, this girl cannot possibly hold this up long enough for a Smash Brothers tournament to even be half done.

Impractical... but I'll take two (in case one gives, obviously).

Remember the time when people were camping out, getting into fights and losing sleep, and possibly thousands of dollars for a PS3? Yeah, well now it's the f*ture, and hot girls who look like cyborgs that are about to shoot at you with their laser eyes use them for underwear now.

Ah, I remember when Guitar Hero made its last game and they started liquidating all their assets by having all kinds of crazy sales, like DLC exclusives, hot naked Asian chicks and different stickers for your guitars.

I went for the stickers, which was probably a good idea since I hear the hot chicks are pretty expensive to maintain and the DLC was really lackluster.

You're welcome. Now to the right. There we go, now you can continue leaning on your left hand.

This girl uses the light gun perfectly to line up her curves and uses the controller cords for an awesome bikini effect and made the controllers meet perfectly to cover up her two Donkey Kongas.

Ten points for her. Ten, I say. God damn.

The weirdest part is that you have to imagine those things coming off of her, and when you do, if you're anything like me (in which case, I'm very, very sorry), you're concerned about damaging the integrity of the Nintendo cords. Those things aren't that easy to come by nowadays and our children need to learn to game properly.