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Man Has Greatest Wife of All TimeBefore we get started...
ANONYMOUS INTERNET SEX GLOSSARY:
M4W = Men looking for Women
M4M = Men looking for Men
W4M = Women looking for Men
W4W = Women looking for Women
M4WW = The saddest thing in the world
D/D Free = Disease/Drug Free
[X]" = The size, in inches (sorry Europe), of a man's penis
6c = The number is the guy's "size" and c is "Cut" (once again, sorry Europe). The opposite being, of course "Uncut"
"Host" = When a person hosts, they mean that the "encounter" can happen at their place
MWC = Married White Couple
BBC = Big Black C*ck
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
And now, to begin...
This is the American dream. Not only because everyone involved is pretty fat judging from the "Seeking guests who would rather work on a 12-pack than work out on their 6-pack", but because it is the American dream to have a Betty-Draperesque wife that succumbs to your every need, even being a naked waitress to your buddies and up to 4 strangers on Super Bowl Sunday. She'll even blow them if they want (alright, that's more of a European dream).
This is the most wonderful, saint-like, accommodating woman of all time and I think we all (women and men) can learn something from her. I think that we should all be able to make these kinds of compromises. And yes, I'm having an existential crisis over this Craigslist post. Sue me (please don't sue me).
Also, sure, she's probably into this stuff, but the fact that she'll bring people drinks naked just adds that bit of "she's a keeper".
Gym Party in Jersey
ONLY IN JERSEY.
Everyone knows that it's every girl's dream, from tea-party age, to party at AN ACTUAL GYM. These guys were probably flooded with people looking to get the G part of their GTL day going, as well as meet REAL LIVE TRAINERS.
The end part of the post does go on to specify a few things that are worth noting, though: it's not a hook up, it's not a date, and it's not a fake invitation for sex. So sex is going to be had, is what I'm assuming (and no, I don't think the "not a hookup" part takes care of that, otherwise there's no reason for them to be in Casual Encounters).
So this means on Super Bowl weekend in 2012, there was a sex party in New Jersey that included buffalo wings, apparently a toddler-sized sandwich and a bunch of personal trainers using the gym equipment to get down and dirty.
This is the world we live in. Let it soak in. It's amazing.
Super Bowl Party Toilet For Hire
This is every parent's worst case scenario. Potty training this dude must have been a nightmare.
The craziest part is that not only is this guy out there, but there are probably people out there (not a person, not a couple, but a party of people) that wouldn't mind having some dude to pee in so that they don't have to get up.
So that they don't have to get up. He even calls the excrement/body fluids that he'd be consuming "offerings".
Seriously, when I was growing up Super Bowl parties were an excuse to eat whatever you want, but-- wait. Okay, that's still what this is. This is perfectly fine now.
Come Over and Wear Football Gear with Me
So this is a full grown man who has extra football gear lying around, enough for multiple guys and wants to put it on on a field, do drills (the least fun part of any sport) and then watch the game sweaty/pumped.
This, more than anything, is a testament to how football nerds (aka "jocks" or "football fans") are exactly like Star Wars nerds. Dressing up like a Jedi and going to premiere is NO DIFFERENT THAN THIS.
If You're Gay, This Sounds Like the Greatest Thing Ever -- An Epic StoryThis story starts with a man who had a dream. This man lives in Danville, California (the East Bay of the San Francisco Bay Area), and the man posted on January 31st that he wanted to have a Super Bowl party.
He was looking to literally rock out with his c*ck out, so he invited a bunch of like-minded dudes to join in on the fun. He even gives closeted married men (a HUGE portion of Craigslist) a valid excuse for the wife.
Three days later, BAM, there he is again, only now he's up to 5 GUYS. This party of naked Super Bowl fans could start an overrated fast food chain if they wanted to! The sky's the limit. But why stop there? Why not put up a post for more dudes? But make sure to let people know the rules... and there are a HELL of a lot of rules... nobody will respond to this.
AND A FEW DAYS LATER HE'S UP TO 7 DUDES. You've really gotta hand it to these guys.
This sounds like the most chill, healthy, quasi safe and pleasant place to let out a few loads with your fellow man. If you're gay, this sounds like the greatest thing ever. Who says life doesn't have happy endings (no pun intended... until now)?
Super Bowl Sunday Public Freeballin'
Good. Now YOU have that Tom Petty song stuck in your head too.
I didn't even know this was a thing. I mean, I guess it's the gay community's equivalent of when a hot girl isn't wearing a bra or something, but man, to put up a whole post to get a free-ballin buddy seems a little bit much, doesn't it?
Either way, this guy's sports puns are impeccable.
Viagra for the Super Bowl. Of Course.
Nothin quite like gettin' hard with your bros and watching game of football while snackin' on some wings, am I right? I feel like any guys who responded to this needed to take the intensity of their experiences up a notch and they one day just ran out of drugs.
"Have you seen the Super Bowl ever, man?"
"Have you seen it HIGH?"
"Well get ready for a mind blower, man, cause I got an idea. Let's watch it...
BONUS: Apparently the street name for Viagra is "blue diamonds" [insert girl's best friend joke here].
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