Mary-Louise Parker is going to look 30 when she's 90. This is just how she ages. And it's ridiculous. In honor of her upcoming birthday, one photo for every glorious year of her life, here are the hottest pictures of Mary-Louise Parker from every part of her career. She's one of the hottest women in Hollywood that some dumbass dumped for Claire Danes(???). But she's come out on top. And she rules. So here are the greatest pictures of the beautiful Mary-Louise Parker in various stages of awesomeness and undress.
The sexiest photos of Mary-Louise Parker, from her GQ spread, to the hottest Mary-Louise Parker nudes, lingerie pictures and more -- these are the best of the best and the closest photos of Mary-Louise Parker nude (other than her scenes from Weeds and that one of her topless lying down that I unfortunately can't post).
The greatest part about Mary-Louise Parker pictures is that she always looks so disinterested in whatever she's doing. Mary-Louise Parker photos always seem playful because she seems so fun, mischievous, playful, innocent yet aware. These pictures are mostly of a near-nude Mary-Louise Parker and they are all wonderful.
She's mostly just kind of lounging around in weird, vintage-looking, over-lit rooms on seemingly useless furniture while looking sultry at the camera. Mary-Louise Parker is a goddess. And she likes to show her feet for some reason. Maybe it's a contractual thing. Either way, these are ordered and ranked by hotness, so here are pictures of arguably the hottest almost-50 woman in Hollywood.